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Re: Parenting (...or My Precious Snowflake is Better Than Yours)
Posted: 31 Jan 2019, 10:21pm
by Dr. Medulla
Rat Patrol wrote: ↑31 Jan 2019, 10:03pm
Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑31 Jan 2019, 9:55pm
Marky Dread wrote: ↑31 Jan 2019, 9:18pm
Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑31 Jan 2019, 9:16pm
I know—newborns can't talk!
Was she praying for a white baby?
That's not how you get them …
Look...everybody knows gators hatch as virile men when the clutch of eggs is incubated at greater than 86 degrees, and as Barbie-eating women at less than 86 degrees. If she wanted a black girl instead she'd be doing handstands for 9 months.
IMCT > Wikipedia, and it ain't even close.
Re: Parenting (...or My Precious Snowflake is Better Than Yours)
Posted: 31 Jan 2019, 10:25pm
by 101Walterton
Marky Dread wrote: ↑31 Jan 2019, 9:58pm
Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑31 Jan 2019, 9:55pm
Marky Dread wrote: ↑31 Jan 2019, 9:18pm
Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑31 Jan 2019, 9:16pm
I know—newborns can't talk!
Was she praying for a white baby?
That's not how you get them …
Maybe she was trying to lay an egg and that kid was just crawling by thinking "hey free eggs".
This is so obviously fake and scientifically inaccurate!! No kid ever said thanks for anything let alone being born.
Re: Parenting (...or My Precious Snowflake is Better Than Yours)
Posted: 31 Jan 2019, 10:29pm
by Marky Dread
101Walterton wrote: ↑31 Jan 2019, 10:25pm
Marky Dread wrote: ↑31 Jan 2019, 9:58pm
Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑31 Jan 2019, 9:55pm
Marky Dread wrote: ↑31 Jan 2019, 9:18pm
Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑31 Jan 2019, 9:16pm
I know—newborns can't talk!
Was she praying for a white baby?
That's not how you get them …
Maybe she was trying to lay an egg and that kid was just crawling by thinking "hey free eggs".
This is so obviously fake and scientifically inaccurate!! No kid ever said thanks for anything let alone being born.
Ungrateful little shit!
Re: Parenting (...or My Precious Snowflake is Better Than Yours)
Posted: 19 Apr 2019, 4:20pm
by Dr. Medulla
Re: Parenting (...or My Precious Snowflake is Better Than Yours)
Posted: 19 Apr 2019, 4:41pm
by Marky Dread
"My sons breaking rules they don't even have" brilliant.
Re: Parenting (...or My Precious Snowflake is Better Than Yours)
Posted: 21 Aug 2019, 8:40pm
by Dr. Medulla
Revisiting Scarfolk has me in total awe at its genius. Humour gets no blacker.
Re: Parenting (...or My Precious Snowflake is Better Than Yours)
Posted: 22 Aug 2019, 12:56pm
by Kory
Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑21 Aug 2019, 8:40pm
Revisiting Scarfolk has me in total awe at its genius. Humour gets no blacker.
The last line is the best.
Re: Parenting (...or My Precious Snowflake is Better Than Yours)
Posted: 13 Oct 2019, 3:44pm
by Dr. Medulla
Re: Parenting (...or My Precious Snowflake is Better Than Yours)
Posted: 13 Oct 2019, 4:00pm
by 101Walterton
“Hood, Mr Hood?, the doctor will see you now”.
Re: Parenting (...or My Precious Snowflake is Better Than Yours)
Posted: 14 Oct 2019, 7:08am
by Marky Dread
101Walterton wrote: ↑13 Oct 2019, 4:00pm
“Hood, Mr Hood?, the doctor will see you now”.
"How was it for you sir?" "Arrowing".
Re: Parenting (...or My Precious Snowflake is Better Than Yours)
Posted: 21 Oct 2019, 10:18am
by Dr. Medulla
Re: Parenting (...or My Precious Snowflake is Better Than Yours)
Posted: 06 Jan 2020, 5:27pm
by Dr. Medulla
Re: Parenting (...or My Precious Snowflake is Better Than Yours)
Posted: 28 Jan 2020, 9:42am
by Dr. Medulla
Re: Parenting (...or My Precious Snowflake is Better Than Yours)
Posted: 28 Jan 2020, 1:55pm
by Kory
Re: Parenting (...or My Precious Snowflake is Better Than Yours)
Posted: 17 Jan 2023, 7:46am
by Dr. Medulla
