Nixon!

[JennyB]

*snicker* You're sullying the good name of Richard Nixon by false association!

Ugh, he went to my alma mater? I hate my alma mater.

But you feel awkward about your Nixon tattoo now!

I have a Pat Nixon tattoo.

[Dr. Medulla]

*snicker* You're sullying the good name of Richard Nixon by false association!

Ugh, he went to my alma mater? I hate my alma mater.

But you feel awkward about your Nixon tattoo now!

I have a Pat Nixon tattoo.

Congratulations—that might be a weirder fetish than Roger Stone's.

[Silent Majority]

If I had maybe 60 tattoos I would have one tiny Nixon one somewhere, like a Where's Wally.

[Flex]

Where's Wally.

In the sheep pasture, I think.

[Dr. Medulla]

In a different time, he'd just post in the KISS thread.
https://canoe.com/news/world/watch-nixo ... orth-korea

[Dr. Medulla]

[Silent Majority]

That's a goddamned nightmare.

[Dr. Medulla]

That's a goddamned nightmare.

People have got to know whether or not their president is an ejaculator. Well, I'm not an ejaculator.

[Silent Majority]

That's a goddamned nightmare.

People have got to know whether or not their president is an ejaculator. Well, I'm not an ejaculator.

[Dr. Medulla]

Meanwhile, JFK winks at Pat …

[Dr. Medulla]

Hunter Thompson was never better than when writing about Nixon:

Richard Nixon has never been one of my favorite people, anyway. For years I've regarded his very existence as a monument to all the rancid genes and broken chromosomes that corrupt the possibilities of the American Dream; he was a foul caricature of himself, a man with no soul, no inner convictions, with the integrity of a hyena and the style of a poison toad. The Nixon I remembered was absolutely humorless; I couldn't imagine him laughing at anything except maybe a paraplegic who wanted to vote Democratic but couldn't quite reach the lever on the voting machine.

[ohsoso]

Hunter Thompson was never better than when writing about Nixon:

Richard Nixon has never been one of my favorite people, anyway. For years I've regarded his very existence as a monument to all the rancid genes and broken chromosomes that corrupt the possibilities of the American Dream; he was a foul caricature of himself, a man with no soul, no inner convictions, with the integrity of a hyena and the style of a poison toad. The Nixon I remembered was absolutely humorless; I couldn't imagine him laughing at anything except maybe a paraplegic who wanted to vote Democratic but couldn't quite reach the lever on the voting machine.

well, they had one thing in common: 'caricature of himself'. i have a lot of sympathy for thompson though, but none for nixon.

[Dr. Medulla]

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[Silent Majority]

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Good

[Kory]

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Burns does a great Elvis too. He's a very good impersonator.