Bernie's book

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Re: Bernie's book

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Nov 2021, 12:38pm
Olaf wrote:
21 Nov 2021, 9:49am
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Olaf wrote:
21 Nov 2021, 12:45pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Nov 2021, 12:38pm
Olaf wrote:
21 Nov 2021, 9:49am
Remember, remember the 22nd of November!
Finally, 22 November will be known worldwide.
It will be celebrated with bonfires and fireworks.
I've hired Wanda Zapruder to go down to the Texas Schoolbook Depository to film the moment when the book arrives there.
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Re: Bernie's book

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Nov 2021, 12:54pm
Olaf wrote:
21 Nov 2021, 12:45pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Nov 2021, 12:38pm
Olaf wrote:
21 Nov 2021, 9:49am
Remember, remember the 22nd of November!
Finally, 22 November will be known worldwide.
It will be celebrated with bonfires and fireworks.
I've hired Wanda Zapruder to go down to the Texas Schoolbook Depository to film the moment when the book arrives there.
It will look great next to my dog-eared copy of The Catcher in the Rye.
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?

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Re: Bernie's book

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Olaf wrote:
21 Nov 2021, 1:36pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Nov 2021, 12:54pm
Olaf wrote:
21 Nov 2021, 12:45pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Nov 2021, 12:38pm
Olaf wrote:
21 Nov 2021, 9:49am
Remember, remember the 22nd of November!
Finally, 22 November will be known worldwide.
It will be celebrated with bonfires and fireworks.
I've hired Wanda Zapruder to go down to the Texas Schoolbook Depository to film the moment when the book arrives there.
It will look great next to my dog-eared copy of The Catcher in the Rye.
I've said before that I plan on buying Bernie's book when—ha ha, okay *if*—it gets released and will scan it for others. Community service and all.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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New publication date: 30 Dec 2022.
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Olaf wrote:
22 Nov 2021, 5:08am
New publication date: 30 Dec 2022.
A new edition already? Slow down, Bernie, slow down!
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Nov 2021, 7:40am
Olaf wrote:
22 Nov 2021, 5:08am
New publication date: 30 Dec 2022.
A new edition already? Slow down, Bernie, slow down!
The old one was poorly received.
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Re: Bernie's book

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Marky Dread wrote:
22 Nov 2021, 10:24am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Nov 2021, 7:40am
Olaf wrote:
22 Nov 2021, 5:08am
New publication date: 30 Dec 2022.
A new edition already? Slow down, Bernie, slow down!
The old one was poorly received.
Ha! Nicely put. :lol:
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Still no mention of the book on the supposed publisher's site. Shocking, I say, shocking!
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
27 May 2022, 1:44pm
Still no mention of the book on the supposed publisher's site. Shocking, I say, shocking!
Still remixing it

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white man wrote:
27 May 2022, 2:16pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
27 May 2022, 1:44pm
Still no mention of the book on the supposed publisher's site. Shocking, I say, shocking!
Still remixing it
The way it was meant to be mixed.
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Re: Bernie's book

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SuzukiSamurai wrote:
27 May 2022, 2:37pm
white man wrote:
27 May 2022, 2:16pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
27 May 2022, 1:44pm
Still no mention of the book on the supposed publisher's site. Shocking, I say, shocking!
Still remixing it
The way it was meant to be mixed.
Unlistenable and unreadable!
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Re: Bernie's book

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
27 May 2022, 2:39pm
SuzukiSamurai wrote:
27 May 2022, 2:37pm
white man wrote:
27 May 2022, 2:16pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
27 May 2022, 1:44pm
Still no mention of the book on the supposed publisher's site. Shocking, I say, shocking!
Still remixing it
The way it was meant to be mixed.
Unlistenable and unreadable!
You're supposed to only read every other letter, that way you can read the bass the little better.
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War on tape hiss!

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Re: Bernie's book

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SuzukiSamurai wrote:
27 May 2022, 2:41pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
27 May 2022, 2:39pm
SuzukiSamurai wrote:
27 May 2022, 2:37pm
white man wrote:
27 May 2022, 2:16pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
27 May 2022, 1:44pm
Still no mention of the book on the supposed publisher's site. Shocking, I say, shocking!
Still remixing it
The way it was meant to be mixed.
Unlistenable and unreadable!
You're supposed to only read every other letter, that way you can read the bass the little better.
The problem is all those letters and fonts and colours thrown in the text for no good reason.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Re: Bernie's book

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
27 May 2022, 3:34pm
SuzukiSamurai wrote:
27 May 2022, 2:41pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
27 May 2022, 2:39pm
SuzukiSamurai wrote:
27 May 2022, 2:37pm
white man wrote:
27 May 2022, 2:16pm

Still remixing it
The way it was meant to be mixed.
Unlistenable and unreadable!
You're supposed to only read every other letter, that way you can read the bass the little better.
The problem is all those letters and fonts and colours thrown in the text for no good reason.
That's the way it's supposed to be mixed!
Image

War on tape hiss!

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