Mostly the shit-eating grin.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑20 Sep 2019, 7:43pmWhat's off about it? (I have a really limited knowledge of the character.)Kory wrote: ↑20 Sep 2019, 7:15pmOh, I meant that's an interesting interpretation of Eternity. I have no doubts about your omniscience.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑20 Sep 2019, 6:32pmI won't forget you little people (mainly because my knowledge will encompass the past, present, and future of all universes).
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Ditko would never allow that.Kory wrote: ↑23 Sep 2019, 1:36pmMostly the shit-eating grin.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑20 Sep 2019, 7:43pmWhat's off about it? (I have a really limited knowledge of the character.)Kory wrote: ↑20 Sep 2019, 7:15pmOh, I meant that's an interesting interpretation of Eternity. I have no doubts about your omniscience.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑20 Sep 2019, 6:32pmI won't forget you little people (mainly because my knowledge will encompass the past, present, and future of all universes).
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Re: Bernie's book
The closest he ever got to real joy was Speedball, a kid whose powers, family life, and cat were well beyond his control.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑23 Sep 2019, 1:44pmDitko would never allow that.Kory wrote: ↑23 Sep 2019, 1:36pmMostly the shit-eating grin.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑20 Sep 2019, 7:43pmWhat's off about it? (I have a really limited knowledge of the character.)Kory wrote: ↑20 Sep 2019, 7:15pmOh, I meant that's an interesting interpretation of Eternity. I have no doubts about your omniscience.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑20 Sep 2019, 6:32pm
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But he probably got a bit aroused whenever The Question would dump a criminal parasite off a building.Kory wrote: ↑23 Sep 2019, 1:46pmThe closest he ever got to real joy was Speedball, a kid whose powers, family life, and cat were well beyond his control.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑23 Sep 2019, 1:44pmDitko would never allow that.Kory wrote: ↑23 Sep 2019, 1:36pmMostly the shit-eating grin.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑20 Sep 2019, 7:43pmWhat's off about it? (I have a really limited knowledge of the character.)
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This shouldn't come as a surprise, but yesterday was supposed to be when the book was available and now it's showing as "not yet published." This is not how to start a revolution, Bernie!
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He is still waiting for his ghost writer to pass his special Bernie tests.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑30 Sep 2019, 8:41amThis shouldn't come as a surprise, but yesterday was supposed to be when the book was available and now it's showing as "not yet published." This is not how to start a revolution, Bernie!
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Spending more than 10 minutes alone with him?Marky Dread wrote: ↑30 Sep 2019, 9:05amHe is still waiting for his ghost writer to pass his special Bernie tests.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑30 Sep 2019, 8:41amThis shouldn't come as a surprise, but yesterday was supposed to be when the book was available and now it's showing as "not yet published." This is not how to start a revolution, Bernie!
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Bernie is Bernie and doesn't work in round numbers.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑30 Sep 2019, 9:10amSpending more than 10 minutes alone with him?Marky Dread wrote: ↑30 Sep 2019, 9:05amHe is still waiting for his ghost writer to pass his special Bernie tests.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑30 Sep 2019, 8:41amThis shouldn't come as a surprise, but yesterday was supposed to be when the book was available and now it's showing as "not yet published." This is not how to start a revolution, Bernie!
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Marky Dread wrote: ↑30 Sep 2019, 9:15amBernie is Bernie and doesn't work in round numbers.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑30 Sep 2019, 9:10amSpending more than 10 minutes alone with him?Marky Dread wrote: ↑30 Sep 2019, 9:05amHe is still waiting for his ghost writer to pass his special Bernie tests.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑30 Sep 2019, 8:41amThis shouldn't come as a surprise, but yesterday was supposed to be when the book was available and now it's showing as "not yet published." This is not how to start a revolution, Bernie!
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Bernie invented quantum punk physics in 1975.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑30 Sep 2019, 9:24amMarky Dread wrote: ↑30 Sep 2019, 9:15amBernie is Bernie and doesn't work in round numbers.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑30 Sep 2019, 9:10amSpending more than 10 minutes alone with him?Marky Dread wrote: ↑30 Sep 2019, 9:05amHe is still waiting for his ghost writer to pass his special Bernie tests.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑30 Sep 2019, 8:41amThis shouldn't come as a surprise, but yesterday was supposed to be when the book was available and now it's showing as "not yet published." This is not how to start a revolution, Bernie!
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Re: Bernie's book
Seeing as the publisher doesn't even list the book, I canceled my order. It's clearly nowhere close to being published.
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Hello,
I believe the audio book is being remixed (again).
I believe the audio book is being remixed (again).
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"Hi, yeah, it's Bernard. Get me your cheapest, most incompetent engineer, stat!"
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I thought this was supposed to be out by now, but Amazon says June 1st now.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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The publisher's page still makes no mention of it under upcoming titles, so take that release date with a serious grain of salt. Takes a long time to fuck up the fonts, I guess.
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