Bernie's book

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Re: Bernie's book

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
20 Sep 2019, 7:43pm
Kory wrote:
20 Sep 2019, 7:15pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
20 Sep 2019, 6:32pm
Kory wrote:
20 Sep 2019, 6:16pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
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That's an...interesting interpretation.
I won't forget you little people (mainly because my knowledge will encompass the past, present, and future of all universes).
Oh, I meant that's an interesting interpretation of Eternity. I have no doubts about your omniscience.
What's off about it? (I have a really limited knowledge of the character.)
Mostly the shit-eating grin.
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Re: Bernie's book

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Kory wrote:
23 Sep 2019, 1:36pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
20 Sep 2019, 7:43pm
Kory wrote:
20 Sep 2019, 7:15pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
20 Sep 2019, 6:32pm
Kory wrote:
20 Sep 2019, 6:16pm


That's an...interesting interpretation.
I won't forget you little people (mainly because my knowledge will encompass the past, present, and future of all universes).
Oh, I meant that's an interesting interpretation of Eternity. I have no doubts about your omniscience.
What's off about it? (I have a really limited knowledge of the character.)
Mostly the shit-eating grin.
Ditko would never allow that.
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Re: Bernie's book

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
23 Sep 2019, 1:44pm
Kory wrote:
23 Sep 2019, 1:36pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
20 Sep 2019, 7:43pm
Kory wrote:
20 Sep 2019, 7:15pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
20 Sep 2019, 6:32pm


I won't forget you little people (mainly because my knowledge will encompass the past, present, and future of all universes).
Oh, I meant that's an interesting interpretation of Eternity. I have no doubts about your omniscience.
What's off about it? (I have a really limited knowledge of the character.)
Mostly the shit-eating grin.
Ditko would never allow that.
The closest he ever got to real joy was Speedball, a kid whose powers, family life, and cat were well beyond his control.
WWK: I feel confident we haven't heard the last from Dr. Harvey Camel.

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Re: Bernie's book

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Kory wrote:
23 Sep 2019, 1:46pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
23 Sep 2019, 1:44pm
Kory wrote:
23 Sep 2019, 1:36pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
20 Sep 2019, 7:43pm
Kory wrote:
20 Sep 2019, 7:15pm


Oh, I meant that's an interesting interpretation of Eternity. I have no doubts about your omniscience.
What's off about it? (I have a really limited knowledge of the character.)
Mostly the shit-eating grin.
Ditko would never allow that.
The closest he ever got to real joy was Speedball, a kid whose powers, family life, and cat were well beyond his control.
But he probably got a bit aroused whenever The Question would dump a criminal parasite off a building.
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Re: Bernie's book

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This shouldn't come as a surprise, but yesterday was supposed to be when the book was available and now it's showing as "not yet published." This is not how to start a revolution, Bernie! :naughty:
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Re: Bernie's book

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 Sep 2019, 8:41am
This shouldn't come as a surprise, but yesterday was supposed to be when the book was available and now it's showing as "not yet published." This is not how to start a revolution, Bernie! :naughty:
He is still waiting for his ghost writer to pass his special Bernie tests.
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Re: Bernie's book

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Marky Dread wrote:
30 Sep 2019, 9:05am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 Sep 2019, 8:41am
This shouldn't come as a surprise, but yesterday was supposed to be when the book was available and now it's showing as "not yet published." This is not how to start a revolution, Bernie! :naughty:
He is still waiting for his ghost writer to pass his special Bernie tests.
Spending more than 10 minutes alone with him?
Back off, or I'll blow the roof off—with sound!

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Re: Bernie's book

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 Sep 2019, 9:10am
Marky Dread wrote:
30 Sep 2019, 9:05am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 Sep 2019, 8:41am
This shouldn't come as a surprise, but yesterday was supposed to be when the book was available and now it's showing as "not yet published." This is not how to start a revolution, Bernie! :naughty:
He is still waiting for his ghost writer to pass his special Bernie tests.
Spending more than 10 minutes alone with him?
Bernie is Bernie and doesn't work in round numbers.
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Re: Bernie's book

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Marky Dread wrote:
30 Sep 2019, 9:15am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 Sep 2019, 9:10am
Marky Dread wrote:
30 Sep 2019, 9:05am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 Sep 2019, 8:41am
This shouldn't come as a surprise, but yesterday was supposed to be when the book was available and now it's showing as "not yet published." This is not how to start a revolution, Bernie! :naughty:
He is still waiting for his ghost writer to pass his special Bernie tests.
Spending more than 10 minutes alone with him?
Bernie is Bernie and doesn't work in round numbers.
:ugeek:
Back off, or I'll blow the roof off—with sound!

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Re: Bernie's book

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 Sep 2019, 9:24am
Marky Dread wrote:
30 Sep 2019, 9:15am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 Sep 2019, 9:10am
Marky Dread wrote:
30 Sep 2019, 9:05am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 Sep 2019, 8:41am
This shouldn't come as a surprise, but yesterday was supposed to be when the book was available and now it's showing as "not yet published." This is not how to start a revolution, Bernie! :naughty:
He is still waiting for his ghost writer to pass his special Bernie tests.
Spending more than 10 minutes alone with him?
Bernie is Bernie and doesn't work in round numbers.
:ugeek:
Bernie invented quantum punk physics in 1975.
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Re: Bernie's book

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Seeing as the publisher doesn't even list the book, I canceled my order. It's clearly nowhere close to being published.
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Re: Bernie's book

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Hello,

I believe the audio book is being remixed (again).

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Re: Bernie's book

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gkbill wrote:
14 Oct 2019, 10:42am
Hello,

I believe the audio book is being remixed (again).
"Hi, yeah, it's Bernard. Get me your cheapest, most incompetent engineer, stat!"
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Re: Bernie's book

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I thought this was supposed to be out by now, but Amazon says June 1st now.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Re: Bernie's book

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matedog wrote:
27 Jan 2020, 7:31pm
I thought this was supposed to be out by now, but Amazon says June 1st now.
The publisher's page still makes no mention of it under upcoming titles, so take that release date with a serious grain of salt. Takes a long time to fuck up the fonts, I guess.
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