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Re: Bernie's book
Posted: 23 Sep 2019, 1:36pm
by Kory
Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑20 Sep 2019, 7:43pm
Kory wrote: ↑20 Sep 2019, 7:15pm
Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑20 Sep 2019, 6:32pm
Kory wrote: ↑20 Sep 2019, 6:16pm
Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑20 Sep 2019, 5:42pm
Ho ho ho. I shall be infinite!
That's an...interesting interpretation.
I won't forget you little people (mainly because my knowledge will encompass the past, present, and future of all universes).
Oh, I meant that's an interesting interpretation of Eternity. I have no doubts about your omniscience.
What's off about it? (I have a really limited knowledge of the character.)
Mostly the shit-eating grin.
Re: Bernie's book
Posted: 23 Sep 2019, 1:44pm
by Dr. Medulla
Kory wrote: ↑23 Sep 2019, 1:36pm
Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑20 Sep 2019, 7:43pm
Kory wrote: ↑20 Sep 2019, 7:15pm
Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑20 Sep 2019, 6:32pm
Kory wrote: ↑20 Sep 2019, 6:16pm
That's an...interesting interpretation.
I won't forget you little people (mainly because my knowledge will encompass the past, present, and future of all universes).
Oh, I meant that's an interesting interpretation of Eternity. I have no doubts about your omniscience.
What's off about it? (I have a really limited knowledge of the character.)
Mostly the shit-eating grin.
Ditko would never allow that.
Re: Bernie's book
Posted: 23 Sep 2019, 1:46pm
by Kory
Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑23 Sep 2019, 1:44pm
Kory wrote: ↑23 Sep 2019, 1:36pm
Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑20 Sep 2019, 7:43pm
Kory wrote: ↑20 Sep 2019, 7:15pm
Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑20 Sep 2019, 6:32pm
I won't forget you little people (mainly because my knowledge will encompass the past, present, and future of all universes).
Oh, I meant that's an interesting interpretation of Eternity. I have no doubts about your omniscience.
What's off about it? (I have a really limited knowledge of the character.)
Mostly the shit-eating grin.
Ditko would never allow that.
The closest he ever got to real joy was Speedball, a kid whose powers, family life, and cat were well beyond his control.
Re: Bernie's book
Posted: 23 Sep 2019, 1:56pm
by Dr. Medulla
Kory wrote: ↑23 Sep 2019, 1:46pm
Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑23 Sep 2019, 1:44pm
Kory wrote: ↑23 Sep 2019, 1:36pm
Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑20 Sep 2019, 7:43pm
Kory wrote: ↑20 Sep 2019, 7:15pm
Oh, I meant that's an interesting interpretation of Eternity. I have no doubts about your omniscience.
What's off about it? (I have a really limited knowledge of the character.)
Mostly the shit-eating grin.
Ditko would never allow that.
The closest he ever got to real joy was Speedball, a kid whose powers, family life, and cat were well beyond his control.
But he probably got a bit aroused whenever The Question would dump a criminal parasite off a building.
Re: Bernie's book
Posted: 30 Sep 2019, 8:41am
by Dr. Medulla
This shouldn't come as a surprise, but yesterday was supposed to be when the book was available and now it's showing as "not yet published." This is not how to start a revolution, Bernie!
Re: Bernie's book
Posted: 30 Sep 2019, 9:05am
by Marky Dread
Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑30 Sep 2019, 8:41am
This shouldn't come as a surprise, but yesterday was supposed to be when the book was available and now it's showing as "not yet published." This is not how to start a revolution, Bernie!
He is still waiting for his ghost writer to pass his special Bernie tests.
Re: Bernie's book
Posted: 30 Sep 2019, 9:10am
by Dr. Medulla
Marky Dread wrote: ↑30 Sep 2019, 9:05am
Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑30 Sep 2019, 8:41am
This shouldn't come as a surprise, but yesterday was supposed to be when the book was available and now it's showing as "not yet published." This is not how to start a revolution, Bernie!
He is still waiting for his ghost writer to pass his special Bernie tests.
Spending more than 10 minutes alone with him?
Re: Bernie's book
Posted: 30 Sep 2019, 9:15am
by Marky Dread
Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑30 Sep 2019, 9:10am
Marky Dread wrote: ↑30 Sep 2019, 9:05am
Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑30 Sep 2019, 8:41am
This shouldn't come as a surprise, but yesterday was supposed to be when the book was available and now it's showing as "not yet published." This is not how to start a revolution, Bernie!
He is still waiting for his ghost writer to pass his special Bernie tests.
Spending more than 10 minutes alone with him?
Bernie is Bernie and doesn't work in round numbers.
Re: Bernie's book
Posted: 30 Sep 2019, 9:24am
by Dr. Medulla
Marky Dread wrote: ↑30 Sep 2019, 9:15am
Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑30 Sep 2019, 9:10am
Marky Dread wrote: ↑30 Sep 2019, 9:05am
Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑30 Sep 2019, 8:41am
This shouldn't come as a surprise, but yesterday was supposed to be when the book was available and now it's showing as "not yet published." This is not how to start a revolution, Bernie!
He is still waiting for his ghost writer to pass his special Bernie tests.
Spending more than 10 minutes alone with him?
Bernie is Bernie and doesn't work in round numbers.
Re: Bernie's book
Posted: 30 Sep 2019, 9:32am
by Marky Dread
Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑30 Sep 2019, 9:24am
Marky Dread wrote: ↑30 Sep 2019, 9:15am
Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑30 Sep 2019, 9:10am
Marky Dread wrote: ↑30 Sep 2019, 9:05am
Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑30 Sep 2019, 8:41am
This shouldn't come as a surprise, but yesterday was supposed to be when the book was available and now it's showing as "not yet published." This is not how to start a revolution, Bernie!
He is still waiting for his ghost writer to pass his special Bernie tests.
Spending more than 10 minutes alone with him?
Bernie is Bernie and doesn't work in round numbers.
Bernie invented quantum punk physics in 1975.
Re: Bernie's book
Posted: 14 Oct 2019, 10:23am
by Dr. Medulla
Seeing as the publisher doesn't even list the book, I canceled my order. It's clearly nowhere close to being published.
Re: Bernie's book
Posted: 14 Oct 2019, 10:42am
by gkbill
Hello,
I believe the audio book is being remixed (again).
Re: Bernie's book
Posted: 14 Oct 2019, 11:17am
by Dr. Medulla
gkbill wrote: ↑14 Oct 2019, 10:42am
Hello,
I believe the audio book is being remixed (again).
"Hi, yeah, it's Bernard. Get me your cheapest, most incompetent engineer, stat!"
Re: Bernie's book
Posted: 27 Jan 2020, 7:31pm
by matedog
I thought this was supposed to be out by now, but Amazon says June 1st now.
Re: Bernie's book
Posted: 27 Jan 2020, 7:34pm
by Dr. Medulla
matedog wrote: ↑27 Jan 2020, 7:31pm
I thought this was supposed to be out by now, but Amazon says June 1st now.
The publisher's page still makes no mention of it under upcoming titles, so take that release date with a serious grain of salt. Takes a long time to fuck up the fonts, I guess.