Is Lovers Rock about Semen Retention?

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Silent Majority wrote:
21 Apr 2021, 12:03pm
The Buzzcocks are a great male first wave punk group that can sing about sex. Any others?
Ian Dury was a bit of a rogue with his 1977 'releases' ...

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Toppers Boppers wrote:
21 Apr 2021, 4:43pm
Silent Majority wrote:
21 Apr 2021, 12:03pm
The Buzzcocks are a great male first wave punk group that can sing about sex. Any others?
Ian Dury was a bit of a rogue with his 1977 'releases' ...

Wake Up and Make Love with Me
I'm Partial to Your Abracadabra
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If I Was with a Woman
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Classics all. I'm risking being a weird gatekeeper here but I'd say the last song is about living a life that's free above all instead of sex. If I Was With A Woman is about being a piece of shit in a relationship. Billericay Dickie is about the title character's ego, I'd say. But yeah, totally on Wake Up And Make Love With Me and and I'm Partial to Your Abracadabra.
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gkbill wrote:
21 Apr 2021, 4:39pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Apr 2021, 4:03pm
Silent Majority wrote:
21 Apr 2021, 3:49pm
oliver wrote:
21 Apr 2021, 3:24pm
Silent Majority wrote:
21 Apr 2021, 12:30pm
Take Off Your Pants and Jerkin
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How about Eater "Anne"? Fun times with necrophilia.

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Heston wrote:
21 Apr 2021, 4:02pm
Silent Majority wrote:
21 Apr 2021, 3:49pm
oliver wrote:
21 Apr 2021, 3:24pm
Silent Majority wrote:
21 Apr 2021, 12:30pm
Take Off Your Pants and Jerkin
It took me a good few years to realise the album title, 'Take Off Your Pants and Jacket' is a pun. Only now am I secure enough to admit I was outsmarted by Blink 182. At least it wasn't Limp Bizkit getting the better of me.
I realised it a week or so ago.
8 seconds ago for me.
First time I ever heard of the album so I cannot say how long it would’ve taken
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Necrophilia


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I think the lyrics to Lover's Rock are great and very tongue in cheek. The song is a send up of all those reggae/soul artists etc who would take the macho thing way too seriously and think themselves gods of love.


Ooh baby, I'm hot just like an oven (heal me my darling, heal me my darling)
I need some lovin'
And baby, I can't hold it much longer (heal me my darling, heal me my darling)
It's getting stronger and stronger
When I get that feeling
I want sexual healing

But woops, there goes the strength that you need...
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It;s been a long time since a thread on here got 5 pages deep in one day. Obviously, it's the subject matter ;)
Personally i think Tantric Sex is for those with too much time on their hands, Who would want five hours of sex instead of five hours sleep. Jon Bon Jovi aside.

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white man wrote:
22 Apr 2021, 5:38am
It;s been a long time since a thread on here got 5 pages deep in one day. Obviously, it's the subject matter ;)
Personally i think Tantric Sex is for those with too much time on their hands, Who would want five hours of sex instead of five hours sleep. Jon Bon Jovi aside.
Well you tried it just for once
Found it alright for kicks
But now you found out
That it's a habit that sticks...
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I remember Bob Geldof saying that he had tantric sex once. It lasted five minutes. Seemed funny at the time, anyway.

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Low Down Low wrote:
22 Apr 2021, 6:26am
I remember Bob Geldof saying that he had tantric sex once. It lasted five minutes. Seemed funny at the time, anyway.
It was probably on a Monday. :shifty:
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Marky Dread wrote:
22 Apr 2021, 7:49am
Low Down Low wrote:
22 Apr 2021, 6:26am
I remember Bob Geldof saying that he had tantric sex once. It lasted five minutes. Seemed funny at the time, anyway.
It was probably on a Monday. :shifty:
I’m still waiting on the Band Aid cover of Lovers Rock.

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That brings up another good question. Why didn’t the Clash MKII get invited to do Live Aid goddamnit?

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RockNRollWhore wrote:
22 Apr 2021, 9:23am
Marky Dread wrote:
22 Apr 2021, 7:49am
Low Down Low wrote:
22 Apr 2021, 6:26am
I remember Bob Geldof saying that he had tantric sex once. It lasted five minutes. Seemed funny at the time, anyway.
It was probably on a Monday. :shifty:
I’m still waiting on the Band Aid cover of Lovers Rock.
You could be waiting some time there.
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matedog wrote:
21 Apr 2021, 3:13pm
JennyB wrote:
21 Apr 2021, 1:55pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Apr 2021, 12:31pm
Silent Majority wrote:
21 Apr 2021, 12:03pm
The Buzzcocks are a great male first wave punk group that can sing about sex. Any others?
Does "Too Drunk to Fuck" count?
The thought of Jello Biafra having sex is even more disconcerting than the thought of Joe having sex.
Just found out J9's coworker used to date Jello. I can ask about the sex if you want. Well probably not, she sent a bridge burning email announcing her retirement and brought up dating Jello in that email and eventually she started complaining about treatment of white people in the company.
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