Would/Should/Could The Clash headline Glastonbury?

[Marky Dread]

I’d bet a year’s worth of Olaf’s stickenflavourbars that he can’t name even one non-single.

I'd up the ante and say 2 years worth of Olafs stickenflavourbars to name 2 actual singles.

Wait a minute, I only just read that... And I'd been wondering where all my stickenflavourbars had gone!

What's the 48-letter word for "You snooze, you lose"?

It's "IgavesomeBavarianfootballhooligansyouraddress."

I told them you spat in everyone's beer at the Oktoberfest.

I hope those football hooligans can't count.

[Low Down Low]

You'll not be at all surprised to learn that Boris Johnson is a huge lifelong clash fan so I'd fancy some class of discount could be arranged.

I’d bet a year’s worth of Olaf’s stickenflavourbars that he can’t name even one non-single.

I'd up the ante and say 2 years worth of Olafs stickenflavourbars to name 2 actual singles.

Wait a minute, I only just read that... And I'd been wondering where all my stickenflavourbars had gone!

What's the 48-letter word for "You snooze, you lose"?

Sieschnoozensieloosenfreude?

[Dr. Medulla]

I’d bet a year’s worth of Olaf’s stickenflavourbars that he can’t name even one non-single.

I'd up the ante and say 2 years worth of Olafs stickenflavourbars to name 2 actual singles.

Wait a minute, I only just read that... And I'd been wondering where all my stickenflavourbars had gone!

What's the 48-letter word for "You snooze, you lose"?

It's "IgavesomeBavarianfootballhooligansyouraddress."

I told them you spat in everyone's beer at the Oktoberfest.

German efficiency would not tolerate the redundancy of “Bavarian football hooligans” in a word. I say, nein!

[Dr. Medulla]

I’d bet a year’s worth of Olaf’s stickenflavourbars that he can’t name even one non-single.

I'd up the ante and say 2 years worth of Olafs stickenflavourbars to name 2 actual singles.

Wait a minute, I only just read that... And I'd been wondering where all my stickenflavourbars had gone!

What's the 48-letter word for "You snooze, you lose"?

Sieschnoozensieloosenfreude?

Now that’s more like it!

[Olaf]

I'd up the ante and say 2 years worth of Olafs stickenflavourbars to name 2 actual singles.

Wait a minute, I only just read that... And I'd been wondering where all my stickenflavourbars had gone!

What's the 48-letter word for "You snooze, you lose"?

It's "IgavesomeBavarianfootballhooligansyouraddress."

I told them you spat in everyone's beer at the Oktoberfest.

German efficiency would not tolerate the redundancy of “Bavarian football hooligans” in a word. I say, nein!

I have to agree with you voll und ganz. That would nie und nimmer happen.

[Marky Dread]

So it's been decided that Olaf should be the new front man when The Clash play Glastonbury next summer.

Tickets go on sale from midnight tonight.

Contact: D. R. Medulla Music and Free Whiskey ltd.

0234 456 000

Tickets cost $100,000 each.

Bring your own Raccoon.

[Dr. Medulla]

So it's been decided that Olaf should be the new front man when The Clash play Glastonbury next summer.

Tickets go on sale from midnight tonight.

Contact: D. R. Medulla Music and Free Whiskey ltd.

0234 456 000

Tickets cost $100,000 each.

Bring your own Raccoon.

Ironic value for the money!

[Olaf]

FREE STICKENFLAVOURBAR WITH EVERY TICKET!

[Dr. Medulla]

FREE STICKENFLAVOURBAR WITH EVERY TICKET!

“I got knackwurst!”
“I got sauerbraten!”

[Marky Dread]

FREE STICKENFLAVOURBAR WITH EVERY TICKET!

If this is guaranteed then I'll take two

[Marky Dread]

So it's been decided that Olaf should be the new front man when The Clash play Glastonbury next summer.

Tickets go on sale from midnight tonight.

Contact: D. R. Medulla Music and Free Whiskey ltd.

0234 456 000

Tickets cost $100,000 each.

Bring your own Raccoon.

Ironic value for the money!

Well there'll be lederhosen and pleather. Plus Olaf only knows the lyrics to Cut the Crap.

[Olaf]

FREE STICKENFLAVOURBAR WITH EVERY TICKET!

If this is guaranteed then I'll take two

I hear Medulla has quite a sweet tooth, so I don't know how many he actually got left, plus, he owes a year's worth to Boris Johnson, but that's his problem.

[Marky Dread]

FREE STICKENFLAVOURBAR WITH EVERY TICKET!

If this is guaranteed then I'll take two

I hear Medulla has quite a sweet tooth, so I don't know how many he actually got left, plus, he owes a year's worth to Boris Johnson, but that's his problem.

I think he'll pay Boris off with a few rolls of wallpaper. Keeping all the goodies for himself.

[Olaf]

FREE STICKENFLAVOURBAR WITH EVERY TICKET!

If this is guaranteed then I'll take two

I hear Medulla has quite a sweet tooth, so I don't know how many he actually got left, plus, he owes a year's worth to Boris Johnson, but that's his problem.

I think he'll pay Boris off with a few rolls of wallpaper. Keeping all the goodies for himself.

Yeah, I don't think Boris could tell the difference. Though he clearly knows a lot about German things... happening in glades.

[Marky Dread]

FREE STICKENFLAVOURBAR WITH EVERY TICKET!

If this is guaranteed then I'll take two

I hear Medulla has quite a sweet tooth, so I don't know how many he actually got left, plus, he owes a year's worth to Boris Johnson, but that's his problem.

I think he'll pay Boris off with a few rolls of wallpaper. Keeping all the goodies for himself.

Yeah, I don't think Boris could tell the difference. Though he clearly knows a lot about German things... happening in glades.

Boris is very big on German things.