This Day in Rock: Mick Jones born!

[Spiff]

Happy Birthday, Mick!

Have a good one, mate!

Learn more about this amazing musician and all-around great guy!

[JennyB]

You mean the guy from Foreigner?

[Rat Patrol]

You mean the guy from Foreigner?

No, the one who's history's most evil monster despite a total lack of brains, talent, or fans.
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[Wolter]

You mean the guy from Foreigner?

No, the one who's history's most evil monster despite a total lack of brains, talent, or fans.
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Did you just fucking cube the shifty? You are my new hero.

[Flex]

You mean the guy from Foreigner?

No, the one who's history's most evil monster despite a total lack of brains, talent, or fans.
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Did you just fucking cube the shifty? You are my new hero.

Well, human achievement has come as far is can. Mr. Shifty has been cubed. We can all pack it in folks and go eat some Doritos or something.

[Wolter]

You mean the guy from Foreigner?

No, the one who's history's most evil monster despite a total lack of brains, talent, or fans.
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Did you just fucking cube the shifty? You are my new hero.

Well, human achievement has come as far is can. Mr. Shifty has been cubed. We can all pack it in folks and go eat some Doritos or something.

I'm having "Hot & Spicy" Cheez-its actually.

So, I have decided to coin a phrase:

Cube the shifty - To reach the pinnacle of human endeavor in a given field.

[eumaas]

as in "Dave Sims cubed the shifty in batshit crazy misogyny"?

[Dr. Medulla]

Cubing the Shifty implicitly rejects string theory, which posits eleven, not three, dimensions.. I cannot support this.

[Wolter]

Cubing the Shifty implicitly rejects string theory, which posits eleven, not three, dimensions.. I cannot support this.

You just cubed the shifty in lame attempts to play devil's advocate.

[Dr. Medulla]

Cubing the Shifty implicitly rejects string theory, which posits eleven, not three, dimensions.. I cannot support this.

You just cubed the shifty in lame attempts to play devil's advocate.

You're so fucking Newtonian. Here's an abacus for you to do your equations.

[Wolter]

Cubing the Shifty implicitly rejects string theory, which posits eleven, not three, dimensions.. I cannot support this.

You just cubed the shifty in lame attempts to play devil's advocate.

You're so fucking Newtonian. Here's an abacus for you to do your equations.

For day to day calculations, Newtonian physics are actually still the gold standard, because their predictive properties work fine when not dealing with the infinitely large and the infinitesmally small.

Also: shouldn't you save this sort of baiting for Potsy, Ralph Malph?

[Dr. Medulla]

Cubing the Shifty implicitly rejects string theory, which posits eleven, not three, dimensions.. I cannot support this.

You just cubed the shifty in lame attempts to play devil's advocate.

You're so fucking Newtonian. Here's an abacus for you to do your equations.

For day to day calculations, Newtonian physics are actually still the gold standard, because their predictive properties work fine when not dealing with the infinitely large and the infinitesmally small.

Newtonian physics works well enough for imprecise but close enough calculations at the human level, yes. But your cubing of the shifty invokes the extremes, either small or large, hence quantum or Einsteinian measurements are needed. And cubing just doesn't cut it, dude.

Also: shouldn't you save this sort of baiting for Potsy, Ralph Malph?

He's mentally in Nebraska right now. There's no talking to him when he's like that.

[Wolter]

Newtonian physics works well enough for imprecise but close enough calculations at the human level, yes. But your cubing of the shifty invokes the extremes, either small or large, hence quantum or Einsteinian measurements are needed. And cubing just doesn't cut it, dude.

Um...hyperbole is my bread and butter, even my fucking definition has "HUMAN" in it. Not universal extremes.

I thought you were an editor, Eagle Eye?

[Dr. Medulla]

Newtonian physics works well enough for imprecise but close enough calculations at the human level, yes. But your cubing of the shifty invokes the extremes, either small or large, hence quantum or Einsteinian measurements are needed. And cubing just doesn't cut it, dude.

Um...hyperbole is my bread and butter, even my fucking definition has "HUMAN" in it. Not universal extremes.

I thought you were an editor, Eagle Eye?

Human beings are products of a quantum universe. Acknowledge it, lepton.

[Wolter]

Newtonian physics works well enough for imprecise but close enough calculations at the human level, yes. But your cubing of the shifty invokes the extremes, either small or large, hence quantum or Einsteinian measurements are needed. And cubing just doesn't cut it, dude.

Um...hyperbole is my bread and butter, even my fucking definition has "HUMAN" in it. Not universal extremes.

I thought you were an editor, Eagle Eye?

Human beings are products of a quantum universe. Acknowledge it, lepton.

Sophistry*. I'm using this term in a cultural sense, and you know it.



*in fact, I think you just cubed the sophistry shifty.