Author to the slaughter

[Marky Dread]

OK - stupid question - how do I upload an image here?

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Ha beaten by a doctor and not the first time either!

More fool you. I paid good money last time.

Shit, I spent £28.80 on prescription charges yesterday. I could've bought another hardback copy of your book and had change for an excursion on the No.19 bus.

It'll only take a minute
down the Praed Street clinic

Ha I would take VD any day over Gout!

[101Walterton]

If it's from the net highlight the URL then copy and paste it usin the Img above each post.

If it's from your computer click the upload attachment option below each post then browse for your image select the choose submit.

Ha beaten by a doctor and not the first time either!

More fool you. I paid good money last time.

Shit, I spent £28.80 on prescription charges yesterday. I could've bought another hardback copy of your book and had change for an excursion on the No.19 bus.

It'll only take a minute
down the Praed Street clinic

Ha I would take VD any day over Gout!

Similar ailments, both fun to get.

[Marky Dread]

More fool you. I paid good money last time.

Shit, I spent £28.80 on prescription charges yesterday. I could've bought another hardback copy of your book and had change for an excursion on the No.19 bus.

It'll only take a minute
down the Praed Street clinic

Ha I would take VD any day over Gout!

Similar ailments, both fun to get.

I have had Gout for 17 years now and it's the most evil fucking thing in the world completely debillitating. I would not wish it on my worst enemy!

[101Walterton]

Shit, I spent £28.80 on prescription charges yesterday. I could've bought another hardback copy of your book and had change for an excursion on the No.19 bus.

It'll only take a minute
down the Praed Street clinic

Ha I would take VD any day over Gout!

Similar ailments, both fun to get.

I have had Gout for 17 years now and it's the most evil fucking thing in the world completely debillitating. I would not wish it on my worst enemy!

Port ?

[Silent Majority]

I have had Gout for 17 years now and it's the most evil fucking thing in the world completely debillitating. I would not wish it on my worst enemy!

My old man's got the gout. He curses it every day, but he still likes his steaks and whiskey. Knowing him, he's probably had VD too.

[Marky Dread]

Shit, I spent £28.80 on prescription charges yesterday. I could've bought another hardback copy of your book and had change for an excursion on the No.19 bus.

It'll only take a minute
down the Praed Street clinic

Ha I would take VD any day over Gout!

Similar ailments, both fun to get.

I have had Gout for 17 years now and it's the most evil fucking thing in the world completely debillitating. I would not wish it on my worst enemy!

Port ?[/quote]

No that a sterotypical ignorance. It's all about urate crystals and how the body's PH values are set.

[Marky Dread]

I have had Gout for 17 years now and it's the most evil fucking thing in the world completely debillitating. I would not wish it on my worst enemy!

My old man's got the gout. He curses it every day, but he still likes his steaks and whiskey. Knowing him, he's probably had VD too.

My sympathies to him it is truly fucking horrendous. Some women who have had/have Gout have said the pain is worse than child birth that will give you an idea of what your old man goes through everytime he gets an attack.

[101Walterton]

I have had Gout for 17 years now and it's the most evil fucking thing in the world completely debillitating. I would not wish it on my worst enemy!

My old man's got the gout. He curses it every day, but he still likes his steaks and whiskey. Knowing him, he's probably had VD too.

My sympathies to him it is truly fucking horrendous. Some women who have had/have Gout have said the pain is worse than child birth that will give you an idea of what your old man goes through everytime he gets an attack.

Friend of mine has it, says he can't even have a sheet touching his toes in bed at night the pain is so bad.

[Marky Dread]

I have had Gout for 17 years now and it's the most evil fucking thing in the world completely debillitating. I would not wish it on my worst enemy!

My old man's got the gout. He curses it every day, but he still likes his steaks and whiskey. Knowing him, he's probably had VD too.

My sympathies to him it is truly fucking horrendous. Some women who have had/have Gout have said the pain is worse than child birth that will give you an idea of what your old man goes through everytime he gets an attack.

Friend of mine has it, says he can't even have a sheet touching his toes in bed at night the pain is so bad.

Yep completely true.

[Chairman Ralph]

Having battled it myself, I can only concur: trying to walk and/or sleep when your foot swells up is the absolute f#ck#n' worst!

[Marky Dread]

Having battled it myself, I can only concur: trying to walk and/or sleep when your foot swells up is the absolute f#ck#n' worst!

again sympathies mate, I would do anything to rid myself of it and that includes listening Starship on heavy rotation!

[Chairman Ralph]

Having battled it myself, I can only concur: trying to walk and/or sleep when your foot swells up is the absolute f#ck#n' worst!

again sympathies mate, I would do anything to rid myself of it and that includes listening Starship on heavy rotation!

Well, if it's "We Built This City"...that song's bouncy enough, you could forget almost all your cares! All jokes apart, though, it's a killer: I haven't had a major attack in about a year, so I cross my fingers and hope for the best. Black tart cherry juice works wonders for flushing the system out.

[Marky Dread]

Having battled it myself, I can only concur: trying to walk and/or sleep when your foot swells up is the absolute f#ck#n' worst!

again sympathies mate, I would do anything to rid myself of it and that includes listening Starship on heavy rotation!

Well, if it's "We Built This City"...that song's bouncy enough, you could forget almost all your cares! All jokes apart, though, it's a killer: I haven't had a major attack in about a year, so I cross my fingers and hope for the best. Black tart cherry juice works wonders for flushing the system out.

I have tried it but it's also not easy to come by here. Good luck mate and may you never have another attack.

[Chairman Ralph]

Having battled it myself, I can only concur: trying to walk and/or sleep when your foot swells up is the absolute f#ck#n' worst!

again sympathies mate, I would do anything to rid myself of it and that includes listening Starship on heavy rotation!

Well, if it's "We Built This City"...that song's bouncy enough, you could forget almost all your cares! All jokes apart, though, it's a killer: I haven't had a major attack in about a year, so I cross my fingers and hope for the best. Black tart cherry juice works wonders for flushing the system out.

I have tried it but it's also not easy to come by here. Good luck mate and may you never have another attack.

Thanks: it's not exactly a bargain here, either, not at $5.99 per bottle! Keeping stress levels to a minimum certainly goes a long way in these situations, too.

[TJM]

The gout is the most painful thing I've ever had to go through. I remember spending 3 days in bed pissing into a water cooler 5 gallon jug because the 10 foot walk to the bathroom was too much. The sheet was too painful on my foot as well, but the worst was my dog who would lay on the bed next to me and whenever someone would check on me or move around in the next door apartment he would wag his tail hitting the golf ball wedged into my big toe joint. I've had great results with allopurinol. Although the purines you get through diet only account for about 20% of your uric acid level I still avoid the high purine foods. I never needed much of an excuse to not eat organ meats but the shellfish is a tough giveup.