WAR AGAINST CHRISTMAS!

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Silent Majority wrote:I think that's quite sweet of the aging Bernard Rhodes to spend his time making something like that.
That's what I thought about Cut the Crap.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Heston wrote:
Silent Majority wrote:I think that's quite sweet of the aging Bernard Rhodes to spend his time making something like that.
That's what I thought about Cut the Crap.
If you really wanted to hurt his feelings, you could tell him that he hasn't developed his style much since CtC. Gaudy pastiche once, perhaps, Bernard dahling, but why aren't you trying something else nowadays?
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Heston wrote:
Silent Majority wrote:I think that's quite sweet of the aging Bernard Rhodes to spend his time making something like that.
That's what I thought about Cut the Crap.
:lol:
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Satanists, Muslims, Kenyan Socialists rejoice! We've won! Even Fox News has embraced our war on Christmas!
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I just realized last year's Bernie card misspelled Christmas...twice.

It's like CTC. Every new EET Week listening party you find something newly wrong in the mix.

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Tragically, Bernie's latest aural opus ended in disaster when his Sound Blaster 16 driver crashed Windows 3.1's Sound Recorder. . .

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Rat Patrol wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:Image
I just realized last year's Bernie card misspelled Christmas...twice.
No he only mispelled it once, the second one is just a shadow of the first..........................d'oh

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Rat Patrol wrote:Tragically, Bernie's latest aural opus ended in disaster when his Sound Blaster 16 driver crashed Windows 3.1's Sound Recorder. . .

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True fact: I've seen people use multiple exclamation marks to emphasize urgency, outrage, or excitement, but I've never seen three sets of quotation marks to indicate … something.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:Tragically, Bernie's latest aural opus ended in disaster when his Sound Blaster 16 driver crashed Windows 3.1's Sound Recorder. . .

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True fact: I've seen people use multiple exclamation marks to emphasize urgency, outrage, or excitement, but I've never seen three sets of quotation marks to indicate … something.
I think it means that three people said it in unison ... or something.
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I wonder how much his friends will appreciate getting a "WARNING" as their Christmas present. :(


In addition to the triple quotes, I love how the repeated warning sentence in BOLD RED spills off screen. Almost like his voice trails off while he goes into the next room to get a glass of water, then returns in the middle of the same rant. And the "EVER" font just drips with delicious sarcasm.


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JoseUnidos wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:Tragically, Bernie's latest aural opus ended in disaster when his Sound Blaster 16 driver crashed Windows 3.1's Sound Recorder. . .

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True fact: I've seen people use multiple exclamation marks to emphasize urgency, outrage, or excitement, but I've never seen three sets of quotation marks to indicate … something.
I think it means that three people said it in unison ... or something.
Vince, Pete Howard and Michael Fayne?
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I'm starting to think that Cut the Crap became the greatest album ever made in spite of Bernie's vision …
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Rat Patrol wrote:In addition to the triple quotes, I love how the repeated warning sentence in BOLD RED spills off screen. Almost like his voice trails off while he goes into the next room to get a glass of water, then returns in the middle of the same rant.
Hahahaha.

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Dr. Medulla wrote:Image
That appeals to both the metalhead and the dadrockist in me.
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