If Music Could Talk

Flex wrote:

Wolter wrote:You mean about having a gf?

ZING!

Writing Uhura fanfic counts as having a gf, right?

It better, or my years of dating Slave Leia were wasted.

Wolter wrote:

Flex wrote:

Wolter wrote:You mean about having a gf?

ZING!

Writing Uhura fanfic counts as having a gf, right?

It better, or my years of dating Slave Leia were wasted.

Let me tell you, that bitch has no heart. She'll take you for every cent and you'll still find her in bed with Salacious Crumb.

I just listened to the show. That was great, folks! It was also cool to hear your voices.

Vimmattu wrote:I just listened to the show. That was great, folks! It was also cool to hear your voices.

Living back in the south has made me go so damn native. I sound just like my aunt Myrna now.

eumaas wrote:

Vimmattu wrote:I just listened to the show. That was great, folks! It was also cool to hear your voices.

Living back in the south has made me go so damn native. I sound just like my aunt Myrna now.

I thought that was a performance choice! You definitely sounded far more "Maine" the last few times we spoke.

Wolter wrote:

eumaas wrote:

Vimmattu wrote:I just listened to the show. That was great, folks! It was also cool to hear your voices.

Living back in the south has made me go so damn native. I sound just like my aunt Myrna now.

I thought that was a performance choice! You definitely sounded far more "Maine" the last few times we spoke.

I can still switch back to Maine or neutral, but I pretty much sound like that every day now.

I just listened and the fuck is that?

Some Geordie geezer banging on about how long he's been standing outside his local Chippy and that he's the first in line to try the new deep fat fried Mars Bars. However the owner won't talk shop because he's a complete dictator.

...Now what? who are these two clowns sounds like some drunken paddy and a redneck hobo are planning to kidnap a little girl.

...oh no! they've actually done it the bastards! She sounds all sweet and innocent but I think she's confused she thinks there are three of them and they used some kinda trick on her...poor girl.

Hold up here come a couple of nerds who have stumbled in from the Star Trek convention from next door maybe they will help the little girl.

No luck all they seem interested in is fingerpoppin' each other!

Wait! now some scary assed beatnik has stumbled in with his bottle of meths. Boy is he at the wrong party!

I hope the little girl will be OK.

Great stuff guys good to hear your voices. Eummas awesome!

Thanks dude! I still don't get how it's scary. Depressing, yeah.

eumaas wrote:Thanks dude! I still don't get how it's scary. Depressing, yeah.

Yeah wrong term. Eerily depressing but fucking ace.

eumaas wrote:Thanks dude! I still don't get how it's scary. Depressing, yeah.

It's scary because of the ridiculous ambient noise that makes you sound like you're recording in a makeshift graveyard for Satanists. If it was a clean record, then it would just be depressing.

For some reason I wanted to hear this again tonight but the original link is down.

Heston wrote: ↑

08 Oct 2019, 7:23pm

For some reason I wanted to hear this again tonight but the original link is down.

Fucking Boris Johnson has ruined everything.

I must have missed this back then. What is it.

white man wrote: ↑

10 Oct 2019, 4:47am

I must have missed this back then. What is it.

It was a podcast devoted to Cut the Crap with contributions from forum members. I had it downloaded but must have lost it in a laptop change.

This would be great to hear, anyone got a copy downloaded?