Watch TV, go goggle-eyed...

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Watch TV, go goggle-eyed...

Post by MarkyJacobs » 26 Aug 2018, 9:09am

What? You don't like this? Really? :huh:

"Watch TV go goggle-eyed
See a horror movie get petrified
Go dye your hair use peroxide
Smoke a spliff get red eye
Hitler wanted to commit genocide
To the allied powers he notified
Went into Poland, the place he occupied
They all had a war and millions died
Jerry Lee Lewis had a child bride
Only thirteen but he said he's justified
Clint Eastwood starred on RawHide
Now he lives in California off a mountain side
Making love you got to be satisfied
Make a mistake it's got to be rectified
Jesus Christ got crucified
So the Empire Rome could get gratified..."

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Re: Watch TV, go goggle-eyed...

Post by Heston » 26 Aug 2018, 9:15am

MarkyJacobs wrote:
26 Aug 2018, 9:09am
What? You don't like this? Really? :huh:

"Watch TV go goggle-eyed
See a horror movie get petrified
Go dye your hair use peroxide
Smoke a spliff get red eye
Hitler wanted to commit genocide
To the allied powers he notified
Went into Poland, the place he occupied
They all had a war and millions died
Jerry Lee Lewis had a child bride
Only thirteen but he said he's justified
Clint Eastwood starred on RawHide
Now he lives in California off a mountain side
Making love you got to be satisfied
Make a mistake it's got to be rectified
Jesus Christ got crucified
So the Empire Rome could get gratified..."
I like it, I just think it's the least good song on a pretty perfect album. Some of the rap purists on here sneer at Don, but I think his rapping is fine.
I just polished off some Low Country shrimp & grits and a mess of collards. That's a hell of a strain on the arm.

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Re: Watch TV, go goggle-eyed...

Post by MarkyJacobs » 26 Aug 2018, 11:29am

If I had a minute to make someone a BAD fan I would probably use this!

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Re: Watch TV, go goggle-eyed...

Post by Inder » 26 Aug 2018, 1:32pm

Ah yes, the classic AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA rhyme scheme. :shifty:

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Re: Watch TV, go goggle-eyed...

Post by MarkyJacobs » 26 Aug 2018, 1:42pm

The classic being good enough to make it work.

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Re: Watch TV, go goggle-eyed...

Post by Inder » 26 Aug 2018, 1:53pm

hear the kettle going fnide-fnide
read gary larson's far side
wash your mouth fluoride
floss your gums inside
disco bomb take a ride
nuclear war denied
roy orbison sun shy
wears big shades and turpentine
kids today scarf tide
1-20 off the schneid
wife and postman i cried
urban beats so kawaii
piers morgan said "i want to die"

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Re: Watch TV, go goggle-eyed...

Post by Dr. Medulla » 26 Aug 2018, 2:10pm

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Re: Watch TV, go goggle-eyed...

Post by MarkyJacobs » 26 Aug 2018, 2:42pm

Inder wrote:
26 Aug 2018, 1:53pm
hear the kettle going fnide-fnide
read gary larson's far side
wash your mouth fluoride
floss your gums inside
disco bomb take a ride
nuclear war denied
roy orbison sun shy
wears big shades and turpentine
kids today scarf tide
1-20 off the schneid
wife and postman i cried
urban beats so kawaii
piers morgan said "i want to die"

There you go. You failed miserably.

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Re: Watch TV, go goggle-eyed...

Post by Inder » 26 Aug 2018, 2:49pm

MarkyJacobs wrote:
26 Aug 2018, 2:42pm
There you go. You failed miserably.
Au contraire.

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Re: Watch TV, go goggle-eyed...

Post by Dr. Medulla » 26 Aug 2018, 2:59pm

MarkyJacobs wrote:
26 Aug 2018, 2:42pm
Inder wrote:
26 Aug 2018, 1:53pm
hear the kettle going fnide-fnide
read gary larson's far side
wash your mouth fluoride
floss your gums inside
disco bomb take a ride
nuclear war denied
roy orbison sun shy
wears big shades and turpentine
kids today scarf tide
1-20 off the schneid
wife and postman i cried
urban beats so kawaii
piers morgan said "i want to die"

There you go. You failed miserably.
You remain uncontaminated by joy and humour, our lemon-faced pole star.
I'm an expert in gold mining lore!

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Re: Watch TV, go goggle-eyed...

Post by eumaas » 26 Aug 2018, 3:55pm

your jackets are overpriced
I feel that there is a fascistic element, for example, in the Rolling Stones . . .
— Morton Feldman

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Re: Watch TV, go goggle-eyed...

Post by Inder » 26 Aug 2018, 4:35pm

dehydration lower east side
otto von bismarck gillette fusion proglide
see his brain in formaldehyde
at the berlin zoo where raccoons eat pie
donald drumpf likes to lie
watches 2008 youtube epic mealtime
i read a history book and can supply
endless raps about idi and i
his trusted physician was james mcavoy
in a picture edited by jennifer wright——[record scratch]
my name is marky jacobs and i'm here to say
i sling rhymes like this in a socially-conscious way
if you poke gentle fun at the things i like
i'll get really mad about it
no really, i'll tell you off and i'm not even joking
guys, knock it off
seriously
this isn't funny
mick? mick? don?
GUYS
ok, fine, i don't really care
haha, see? i'm laughing
...
...
mick?

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Re: Watch TV, go goggle-eyed...

Post by Wolter » 26 Aug 2018, 4:37pm

It’s pretty terrible, tbh. Inoffensive. But terrible.
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Re: Watch TV, go goggle-eyed...

Post by Wolter » 26 Aug 2018, 4:55pm

Fast forward to 3:35 or so.

”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson

"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"

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Re: Watch TV, go goggle-eyed...

Post by eumaas » 26 Aug 2018, 4:56pm

is this rap from Hamilton
I feel that there is a fascistic element, for example, in the Rolling Stones . . .
— Morton Feldman

I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
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