Please speak up, Mick...

[MarkyJacobs]

Or it'll be dismissed as high jinks?

"Good old Boris!" Eh, Boris?

[Marky Dread]

Sorry for my leave I was just taking a shit. Been a bit constipated but after a big squeeze and a push I shifted the fucker. Couldn't resist looking at it before I flushed it away. Felt a little sad afterwards as it reminded me of the person who started this thread. Still nothing lasts forever.

[Dr. Medulla]

Hugs, Marky, not poops. Our big lug is sad and scared.

[MarkyJacobs]

Hugs, Marky, not poops. Our big lug is sad and scared.

I'm not a "tank-topped bum boy", Boris. And even if I was, his would be the last bum I would be going up. Apart from maybe yours, Boris.

[Marky Dread]

Hugs, Marky, not poops. Our big lug is sad and scared.

I'm not a "tank-topped bum boy", Boris. And even if I was, his would be the last bum I would be going up. Apart from maybe yours, Boris.

Ouch! feel like youve been kicked in the Jacobs, Marky?

[Dr. Medulla]

Hugs, Marky, not poops. Our big lug is sad and scared.

I'm not a "tank-topped bum boy", Boris. And even if I was, his would be the last bum I would be going up. Apart from maybe yours, Boris.

I'm hugging you harder. Gonna squeeze all the upset out of you!

[MarkyJacobs]

Hugs, Marky, not poops. Our big lug is sad and scared.

I'm not a "tank-topped bum boy", Boris. And even if I was, his would be the last bum I would be going up. Apart from maybe yours, Boris.

Ouch! feel like youve been kicked in the Jacobs, Marky?

No I feel like I've been mentioned in relation to your arse - a place which I suspect holds darker secrets than even the Groucho club. (Although not in a homophobic kind of way.)

[MarkyJacobs]

Hugs, Marky, not poops. Our big lug is sad and scared.

I'm not a "tank-topped bum boy", Boris. And even if I was, his would be the last bum I would be going up. Apart from maybe yours, Boris.

I'm hugging you harder. Gonna squeeze all the upset out of you!

it won't work.

[Inder]

This looks like a job for Captain Thread Lock!