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The Bopst Thread

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Yeah, it's probably time IMCT got its own genital LOLputee thread after all these years. . .
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http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-storie ... -22994511/

...and she fried them into a horseradish-seasoned sealed pancake afterwards.

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Rat Patrol wrote:...and she fried them into a horseradish-seasoned sealed pancake afterwards.
A sealed pancake?

What a barbarian!
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Self-employed DJ Martin
That's a pretty lame DJ name, now he can change it to DJ No Balls.
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tepista wrote:
Self-employed DJ Martin
That's a pretty lame DJ name, now he can change it to DJ No Balls.
At least DJ Fontana is ok.
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Can anyone discern why part of the headline was in quotes?
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Dr. Medulla wrote:Can anyone discern why part of the headline was in quotes?
Itºs an English newspaper,,,

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Dr. Medulla wrote:Can anyone discern why part of the headline was in quotes?
well.. it is England... apparently they call punk bands in an emergency, too
Martin, 45, had to dial 999 for an ambulance
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Inder wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:Can anyone discern why part of the headline was in quotes?
Itºs an English newspaper,,,
Oh, fuck me, but I just roared with laughter.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Inder wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:Can anyone discern why part of the headline was in quotes?
Itºs an English newspaper,,,
Oh, fuck me, but I just roared with laughter.

oi mate thats teh painful burning pisstake!11

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Rat Patrol wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Inder wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:Can anyone discern why part of the headline was in quotes?
Itºs an English newspaper,,,
Oh, fuck me, but I just roared with laughter.

oi mate thats teh painful burning pisstake!11
Innocent till proven guilty. By putting it in quotes they aren't saying she did bite off his testicles, which could leave them open to being sued if found to be untrue.

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101Walterton wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Inder wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:Can anyone discern why part of the headline was in quotes?
Itºs an English newspaper,,,
Oh, fuck me, but I just roared with laughter.

oi mate thats teh painful burning pisstake!11
Innocent till proven guilty. By putting it in quotes they aren't saying she did bite off his testicles, which could leave them open to being sued if found to be untrue.
That's the Septics told. I think they forget they "gave Michealt to the world."
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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rcs wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:Can anyone discern why part of the headline was in quotes?
well.. it is England... apparently they call punk bands in an emergency, too
Martin, 45, had to dial 999 for an ambulance
Only if it's an Emergency. Other we don't call 999 we just shout out for GBH.
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101Walterton wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Inder wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:Can anyone discern why part of the headline was in quotes?
Itºs an English newspaper,,,
Oh, fuck me, but I just roared with laughter.

oi mate thats teh painful burning pisstake!11
Innocent till proven guilty. By putting it in quotes they aren't saying she did bite off his testicles, which could leave them open to being sued if found to be untrue.
As opposed to using clear language, employing words like "allegedly" or "said to have" or some variation.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
101Walterton wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Inder wrote: Itºs an English newspaper,,,
Oh, fuck me, but I just roared with laughter.

oi mate thats teh painful burning pisstake!11
Innocent till proven guilty. By putting it in quotes they aren't saying she did bite off his testicles, which could leave them open to being sued if found to be untrue.
As opposed to using clear language, employing words like "allegedly" or "said to have" or some variation.
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Heston wrote:
101Walterton wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Inder wrote: Itºs an English newspaper,,,
Oh, fuck me, but I just roared with laughter.

oi mate thats teh painful burning pisstake!11
Innocent till proven guilty. By putting it in quotes they aren't saying she did bite off his testicles, which could leave them open to being sued if found to be untrue.
That's the Septics told. I think they forget they "gave Michealt to the world."

Michaelt was like 16 and clearly retarded. The limey anti-grammarians are usually grown men with careers, wives and families, and in this case 'grown men paid to write for a living.'
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