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From the Onion's new encyclopedia's entry for Ayn Rand: "Russian-American writer whose objectively terrible novels are avoided by serious readers out of rational self-interest."
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As seen on Colbert last night: http://www.theatlasphere.com

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http://www.spokesman.com/stories/2013/f ... -shrugged/

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Rat Patrol wrote:http://www.spokesman.com/stories/2013/f ... -shrugged/

Idaho has a unique interpretation of Going Galt.

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JennyB wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:http://www.spokesman.com/stories/2013/f ... -shrugged/

Idaho has a unique interpretation of Going Galt.

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Rat Patrol wrote:http://www.spokesman.com/stories/2013/f ... -shrugged/

Idaho has a unique interpretation of Going Galt.

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The irony of using the state to force kids to read that book is thick.
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Holy fuck but that was good. I demand Hodgman start writing an Ayn Rand advice column.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Holy fuck but that was good. I demand Hodgman start writing an Ayn Rand advice column.
This was my favorite (that, and the Charlie's Angels one):

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From the comments: "shruggalos" :lol:
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Flex wrote:
From the comments: "shruggalos" :lol:
*snort*
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Wolter wrote:
Flex wrote:
From the comments: "shruggalos" :lol:
*snort*
Laugh it up, parasites.
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