Boston Is a Land Of Whimsy

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Boston Is a Land Of Whimsy

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A man claiming to be ________________ was arrested today after he was found ________ in the ______ T station and shouting profanities at other patrons, MBTA Transit Police said.

Officers tried to calm the man down at about __:__ [pick one: AM/PM], but he continued his disruptive behavior, Transit Police said.

Transit Police arrested the man for ________________. __________, __, of [pick one: Boston/Cambridge/Somerville/Medford/Quincy/Revere/Chelsea/_____] is to be arraigned in ___________ District Court Monday.

Is it whimsical when the sun rises in the east 2 days in a row?

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Rat Patrol wrote:
A man claiming to be ________________ was arrested today after he was found ________ in the ______ T station and shouting profanities at other patrons, MBTA Transit Police said.

Officers tried to calm the man down at about __:__ [pick one: AM/PM], but he continued his disruptive behavior, Transit Police said.

Transit Police arrested the man for ________________. __________, __, of [pick one: Boston/Cambridge/Somerville/Medford/Quincy/Revere/Chelsea/_____] is to be arraigned in ___________ District Court Monday.

Is it whimsical when the sun rises in the east 2 days in a row?
Just the fairy tale thing.

Of course, we just had a naked woman claiming to be Queen of the El, so...
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Head coach of whimsy.
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Boston is a land of W H I _ _ Y

a) MS
b) TE
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tepista wrote:Boston is a land of W H I _ _ Y

a) MS
b) TE
*ahem* Can't it be both?
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
tepista wrote:Boston is a land of W H I _ _ Y

a) MS
b) TE
*ahem* Can't it be both?
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Rat Patrol wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
tepista wrote:Boston is a land of W H I _ _ Y

a) MS
b) TE
*ahem* Can't it be both?
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I've got a better-than-average sense of direction and ability to read maps, but I only had to drive in Boston once to say "never again." It's an engineering marvel that efficiently separates natives from non-natives, leaving the latter confused and frustrated prey for the former.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
I've got a better-than-average sense of direction and ability to read maps, but I only had to drive in Boston once to say "never again." It's an engineering marvel that efficiently separates natives from non-natives, leaving the latter confused and frustrated prey for the former.
London's similar. There's parts of Soho that even on foot, are a notoriously confusing maze of twisting, identical streets that I still haven't gotten completely to grips with.
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Silent Majority wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
I've got a better-than-average sense of direction and ability to read maps, but I only had to drive in Boston once to say "never again." It's an engineering marvel that efficiently separates natives from non-natives, leaving the latter confused and frustrated prey for the former.
London's similar. There's parts of Soho that even on foot, are a notoriously confusing maze of twisting, identical streets that I still haven't gotten completely to grips with.
It's far too small to be a problem, but there are parts of Charleston like that. Meanwhile, Chicago is 95% Cartesian grid, and anyone who gets lost there is probably in need of some Darwinian herd-thinning.
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http://www.freep.com/article/20131126/N ... roping-elf

Some Boston suburbs are lands of magical, Christmasy whimsy, too.
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Spiff wrote:http://www.freep.com/article/20131126/N ... roping-elf

Some Boston suburbs are lands of magical, Christmasy whimsy, too.
"C'mon, baby, be Santa's ho-ho ho."
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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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