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Rat Patrol wrote:http://stylenews.peoplestylewatch.com/2 ... -jeopardy/

Alex finally susses up and gets that Viagra prescription he's always been meaning to. :hmm:
Non-Canadians won't pick up on this, but he's sending a signal to his co-conspirators. The growing of a Canadian moustache is always something sinister. Beware.
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Our long national nightmare is over!
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Who the fuck thought devoting a week to letting ten year olds be on Jeopardy was a good idea? I'm sure their parents and grandparents are tuned in and delirious with pride, but no one else has any reason to give a fuck about these little dorks.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:Who the fuck thought devoting a week to letting ten year olds be on Jeopardy was a good idea? I'm sure their parents and grandparents are tuned in and delirious with pride, but no one else has any reason to give a fuck about these little dorks.
I'm always highly disappointed when I tune in and it's young'uns or college week. I always walk away.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:Who the fuck thought devoting a week to letting ten year olds be on Jeopardy was a good idea? I'm sure their parents and grandparents are tuned in and delirious with pride, but no one else has any reason to give a fuck about these little dorks.
They were doing it to make you jealous of their little precious. (Which clearly worked, meaning I am the envy of all the mommies in the Montessori school pickup lot!) :naughty:

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Kory wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:Who the fuck thought devoting a week to letting ten year olds be on Jeopardy was a good idea? I'm sure their parents and grandparents are tuned in and delirious with pride, but no one else has any reason to give a fuck about these little dorks.
I'm always highly disappointed when I tune in and it's young'uns or college week. I always walk away.
I don't mind college week. All the questions are about football and beer bongs.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:Who the fuck thought devoting a week to letting ten year olds be on Jeopardy was a good idea? I'm sure their parents and grandparents are tuned in and delirious with pride, but no one else has any reason to give a fuck about these little dorks.
Too ugly to be in pageants. :meh:
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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Jenny B, why didn't you have this much sass?
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Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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I would have had I actually answered my daily double question correctly.
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The Kanye Kid winning the college tournament made me SO FUCKING MAD.
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The category was bands made from the periodic table and the clue was

Chlorine - Arsenic - Hydrogen
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tepista wrote:The category was bands made from the periodic table and the clue was

Chlorine - Arsenic - Hydrogen
Nice. :)
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tepista wrote:The category was bands made from the periodic table and the clue was

Chlorine - Arsenic - Hydrogen
Cap'n Geech & The Shrimp Shack Shooters?
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
tepista wrote:The category was bands made from the periodic table and the clue was

Chlorine - Arsenic - Hydrogen
Cap'n Geech & The Shrimp Shack Shooters?
THAT IS INSANE. I just watched TTYD! on Sunday. I have the strangest Television Telepathy.
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