Ask Heston, a thread where you ask Heston

[Dr. Medulla]

If we can get a few more nominees, it might justify a poll …

[matedog]

Y'know, I've made great strides in the past couple decades in taming my music snob qualities, but I say this to you all now: I hate everyone in that audience and especially everyone on that stage.

It's a bummer Ariana didn't get to take a verse. She's got pipes.

Not sure what's particularly offensive about that version too. Martin's vocals are perfectly fine.

[Silent Majority]

I think the song's average at worst, but was wrecked by a few million more radio plays and nightclub appearances than it could take.

[matedog]

I think the song's average at worst, but was wrecked by a few million more radio plays and nightclub appearances than it could take.

I remember seeing the video a few times summer of 96. I don't know if I've heard it much on the radio since then. Oasis means waaaaaay less in the US.

[Silent Majority]

I think the song's average at worst, but was wrecked by a few million more radio plays and nightclub appearances than it could take.

I remember seeing the video a few times summer of 96. I don't know if I've heard it much on the radio since then. Oasis means waaaaaay less in the US.

I reckon they were closer to deserving the reception they got in America than the one they received at home.

[Dr. Medulla]

I remember I first heard about Oasis from my roommate at the time, who was into Metallica and Lars hyped them as a "non-pussy British band."

[Spiff]

Heston,

Are there nudists in England?

Only when Spiff stayed over at my house.

Hey, I resemble that remark!

[101Walterton]

Y'know, I've made great strides in the past couple decades in taming my music snob qualities, but I say this to you all now: I hate everyone in that audience and especially everyone on that stage.

It's a bummer Ariana didn't get to take a verse. She's got pipes.

Not sure what's particularly offensive about that version too. Martin's vocals are perfectly fine.

Musically it may be correct however it has lost it’s bollocks.

[BostonBeaneater]

Heston do the English fart in a cheeky accent? Which part of the British Isles do you reckon farts the stinkiest farts? I’ll take my answerr off the, um, air.

[Heston]

Heston do the English fart in a cheeky accent? Which part of the British Isles do you reckon farts the stinkiest farts? I’ll take my answerr off the, um, air.

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[JennyB]

Heston do the English fart in a cheeky accent? Which part of the British Isles do you reckon farts the stinkiest farts? I’ll take my answerr off the, um, air.

I feel like someone should be yelling "Babba Booey" after this like of questioning.

[Dr. Medulla]

I say, Smedley, did I hear you play the queen's trumpet just now? It certainly smells like a wigglewaggle's hoppersnotch in here!

[Marky Dread]

Heston do the English fart in a cheeky accent? Which part of the British Isles do you reckon farts the stinkiest farts? I’ll take my answerr off the, um, air.

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Jealous!

[eumaas]

I think this is Heston’s motto:

[BostonBeaneater]

If there was an article of clothing called a Heston what would it be?