Oh, Kaleb Higson is a writer who posted here from 2006 - 2009. He's written a few books that went on the NYT bestselling list, my favourite was the unofficial sequel to the Virginian. He always seemed like a cool dude to me, but people teased him a little too hard about his liking Billy Joel. I think he left after a rant against the board which was later deleted, must have been pretty drunk at the time which gave birth to the Kaleb's Girlfriend meme. I think he's based in Nova Scotia?WestwayKid wrote: ↑19 Jun 2018, 11:35amAlright, being a newer member - I have to ask about story behind "Kaleb"!
Happy Birthday, Kaleb!
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He's a real person who used to frequent this board regularly. He's an incredibly witty and brilliant writer and satirist. I have actually met him in person and he's a really good guy. To get a better idea, I would follow him on Twitter @kalebhorton.WestwayKid wrote: ↑19 Jun 2018, 11:35amAlright, being a newer member - I have to ask about story behind "Kaleb"!
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Oh, right, Horton, yeah.
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He was 72 during the Dust Bowl, which is when he moved to California.
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I used to fuck guys like him in prison.
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He did shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
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He's basically Ranse Stoddard.
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The Salad Cream Diary is Tropic of Cancer for people beleaguered by British food opinions.
I feel that there is a fascistic element, for example, in the Rolling Stones . . .
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I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
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I'm picturing Heston as a Bond villain with an insane global domination scheme involving toxic condiments. On his lap, he keeps a miniature Peter Criss whom he strokes.
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Happy birthday
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This was a nice thread. Thank you. You are all assholes.
Anyway, I must again reaffirm that I have done nothing wrong and I am happily married and living in Hollywood, California, where I write screenplays and feature articles and sometimes eat at whatever Mexican joints are the least likely to be frequented by other people who live in Hollywood, California and write screenplays.
Anyway, I must again reaffirm that I have done nothing wrong and I am happily married and living in Hollywood, California, where I write screenplays and feature articles and sometimes eat at whatever Mexican joints are the least likely to be frequented by other people who live in Hollywood, California and write screenplays.
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Somehow missed this — happy birthday!
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Ha, that looks just like him.
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