Boston Is a Land Of Whimsy

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https://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2018/ ... story.html

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America is Great Again. :idea:

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20 Jul 2018, 5:57am


America is Great Again. :idea:
Kennedys really do think they own that town.
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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
20 Jul 2018, 6:14am
Rat Patrol wrote:
20 Jul 2018, 5:57am


America is Great Again. :idea:
Kennedys really do think they own that town.
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This is how we do bridge closure announcements.

https://www.boston.com/news/local-news/ ... ng-its-bad

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26 Jul 2018, 12:19pm
This is how we do bridge closure announcements.

https://www.boston.com/news/local-news/ ... ng-its-bad

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African Americans using the bridge on Friday?
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
26 Jul 2018, 12:19pm
This is how we do bridge closure announcements.

https://www.boston.com/news/local-news/ ... ng-its-bad

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Somebody in the MassDOT sign department has way too much time on their hands. I was driving the Pike through Newton yesterday and saw portable electronic signs placed like every 200 ft. with not-very-punny messages about how "wicked freakin' bad" traffic was gonna be when the lane closures started.

Meanwhile, everybody stuck behind yesterday's tractor-trailer rollover on the I-93 decks is fuming, "You call that a cahmahgeddon, pussies?!?"
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I saw this on my way to Chinatown.
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26 Jul 2018, 1:57pm
I saw this on my way to Chinatown.
My biking route is on a parkway—two-lane, green space, no traffic lights, not heavy traffic most of the time—and the frequency of coming across a sock is greater than just chance. What's happening that a sock is lost or purposefully rejected while driving on the parkway?
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Jul 2018, 2:04pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
26 Jul 2018, 1:57pm
I saw this on my way to Chinatown.
My biking route is on a parkway—two-lane, green space, no traffic lights, not heavy traffic most of the time—and the frequency of coming across a sock is greater than just chance. What's happening that a sock is lost or purposefully rejected while driving on the parkway?
I wiped my ass with a white sock on a trail in Maine and left it there.
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
26 Jul 2018, 2:08pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Jul 2018, 2:04pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
26 Jul 2018, 1:57pm
I saw this on my way to Chinatown.
My biking route is on a parkway—two-lane, green space, no traffic lights, not heavy traffic most of the time—and the frequency of coming across a sock is greater than just chance. What's happening that a sock is lost or purposefully rejected while driving on the parkway?
I wiped my ass with a white sock on a trail in Maine and left it there.
A friend when I was an undergrad—genuine redneck farm kid—once told a bunch of us a life tip, right out of the blue one day. If you're ever ice fishing and have to drop a deuce, just use your underwear to clean up. You can leave it behind and after the spring thaw, all the evidence sinks to the bottom of the lake. That the advice came unbidden—no one was talking about ice fishing or bowel relief—is what keeps it in my memory.
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https://www.hankermag.com/boston-car-ac ... lie-jones/

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Wimmin drivers, amirite?
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Apparently I live 8 blocks from the most meta-famous horribly dated 1980's pizza chain location in the world. Who knew?

If you'll excuse me, ima go get me a hot date with a townie who's got cursive writing tattooed all over her lower neck. Then take the extra breadsticks with us to the bathroom to trade for fentanyl. Image

Maybe get shot in the parking lot afterwards, too...play it by ear.

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