Gather 'round the fire - The thread where Neil tells us about Saskatoon

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Re: Gather 'round the fire - The thread where Neil tells us about Saskatoon

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 Aug 2018, 8:17pm
Kory wrote:
28 Aug 2018, 8:07pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 Aug 2018, 8:06pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
28 Aug 2018, 8:00pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 Aug 2018, 7:17pm


Legalization is coming here in October and one of my sisters is looking forward to it to relieve some persistent anxiety.
I envy those whose anxiety is relieved. I find it makes me super paranoid and unfit for social situations.
Red wine relaxes me like no other booze. Making my own makes it affordable for me to cheaply unwind every evening. A couple good glasses and my stress melts away.
I'm with you on this one.
Okay, you get a place in my (non-existent) will. What do you want?
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Re: Gather 'round the fire - The thread where Neil tells us about Saskatoon

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Kory wrote:
29 Aug 2018, 12:45pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 Aug 2018, 8:17pm
Kory wrote:
28 Aug 2018, 8:07pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 Aug 2018, 8:06pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
28 Aug 2018, 8:00pm


I envy those whose anxiety is relieved. I find it makes me super paranoid and unfit for social situations.
Red wine relaxes me like no other booze. Making my own makes it affordable for me to cheaply unwind every evening. A couple good glasses and my stress melts away.
I'm with you on this one.
Okay, you get a place in my (non-existent) will. What do you want?
The source of all your power: your CTC shirt
It's yours. I'll let the Boss know to send it along once the life insurance cheque clears.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Re: Gather 'round the fire - The thread where Neil tells us about Saskatoon

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Aug 2018, 1:48pm
Kory wrote:
29 Aug 2018, 12:45pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 Aug 2018, 8:17pm
Kory wrote:
28 Aug 2018, 8:07pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 Aug 2018, 8:06pm


Red wine relaxes me like no other booze. Making my own makes it affordable for me to cheaply unwind every evening. A couple good glasses and my stress melts away.
I'm with you on this one.
Okay, you get a place in my (non-existent) will. What do you want?
The source of all your power: your CTC shirt
It's yours. I'll let the Boss know to send it along once the life insurance cheque clears.
My only request is that you don't haunt it.
"Suck our Earth dick, Martians!" —Doc

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Re: Gather 'round the fire - The thread where Neil tells us about Saskatoon

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Kory wrote:
29 Aug 2018, 2:04pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Aug 2018, 1:48pm
Kory wrote:
29 Aug 2018, 12:45pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 Aug 2018, 8:17pm
Kory wrote:
28 Aug 2018, 8:07pm


I'm with you on this one.
Okay, you get a place in my (non-existent) will. What do you want?
The source of all your power: your CTC shirt
It's yours. I'll let the Boss know to send it along once the life insurance cheque clears.
My only request is that you don't haunt it.
Requests will not be honoured.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Re: Gather 'round the fire - The thread where Neil tells us about Saskatoon

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Saskatoon fever—contract it!
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Re: Gather 'round the fire - The thread where Neil tells us about Saskatoon

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Aug 2018, 3:28pm
Saskatoon fever—contract it!
https://www.saskatoonhealthregion.ca/lo ... heets.aspx

Beaver Fever (see Giardiasis)

What is giardiasis?
 Giardiasis is an infection of the
intestines caused by the parasite
Giardia lamblia.
 The parasite can be found in the
stool of infected animals or
humans.

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Re: Gather 'round the fire - The thread where Neil tells us about Saskatoon

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BostonBeaneater wrote:
29 Aug 2018, 3:33pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Aug 2018, 3:28pm
Saskatoon fever—contract it!
https://www.saskatoonhealthregion.ca/lo ... heets.aspx

Beaver Fever (see Giardiasis)

What is giardiasis?
 Giardiasis is an infection of the
intestines caused by the parasite
Giardia lamblia.
 The parasite can be found in the
stool of infected animals or
humans.

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The Boss' sister has had that! :lol:
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Re: Gather 'round the fire - The thread where Neil tells us about Saskatoon

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Aug 2018, 2:22pm
Kory wrote:
29 Aug 2018, 2:04pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Aug 2018, 1:48pm
Kory wrote:
29 Aug 2018, 12:45pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 Aug 2018, 8:17pm


Okay, you get a place in my (non-existent) will. What do you want?
The source of all your power: your CTC shirt
It's yours. I'll let the Boss know to send it along once the life insurance cheque clears.
My only request is that you don't haunt it.
Requests will not be honoured.
Maybe it would be cool to have a Medulla familiar. I can get you to do my ghostly bidding.
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Re: Gather 'round the fire - The thread where Neil tells us about Saskatoon

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Kory wrote:
29 Aug 2018, 4:48pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Aug 2018, 2:22pm
Kory wrote:
29 Aug 2018, 2:04pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Aug 2018, 1:48pm
Kory wrote:
29 Aug 2018, 12:45pm


The source of all your power: your CTC shirt
It's yours. I'll let the Boss know to send it along once the life insurance cheque clears.
My only request is that you don't haunt it.
Requests will not be honoured.
Maybe it would be cool to have a Medulla familiar. I can get you to do my ghostly bidding.
Expect ironic reversals.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Re: Gather 'round the fire - The thread where Neil tells us about Saskatoon

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Aug 2018, 5:00pm
Kory wrote:
29 Aug 2018, 4:48pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Aug 2018, 2:22pm
Kory wrote:
29 Aug 2018, 2:04pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Aug 2018, 1:48pm


It's yours. I'll let the Boss know to send it along once the life insurance cheque clears.
My only request is that you don't haunt it.
Requests will not be honoured.
Maybe it would be cool to have a Medulla familiar. I can get you to do my ghostly bidding.
Expect ironic reversals.
Hey, I've had a monkey's paw before—I'm hip.
"Suck our Earth dick, Martians!" —Doc

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Re: Gather 'round the fire - The thread where Neil tells us about Saskatoon

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Kory wrote:
29 Aug 2018, 7:09pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Aug 2018, 5:00pm
Kory wrote:
29 Aug 2018, 4:48pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Aug 2018, 2:22pm
Kory wrote:
29 Aug 2018, 2:04pm


My only request is that you don't haunt it.
Requests will not be honoured.
Maybe it would be cool to have a Medulla familiar. I can get you to do my ghostly bidding.
Expect ironic reversals.
Hey, I've had a monkey's paw before—I'm hip.
Note to future ghost me: Turn Kory's hands into monkey paws. Also remove his hips.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Re: Gather 'round the fire - The thread where Neil tells us about Saskatoon

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Aug 2018, 7:19pm
Kory wrote:
29 Aug 2018, 7:09pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Aug 2018, 5:00pm
Kory wrote:
29 Aug 2018, 4:48pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Aug 2018, 2:22pm

Requests will not be honoured.
Maybe it would be cool to have a Medulla familiar. I can get you to do my ghostly bidding.
Expect ironic reversals.
Hey, I've had a monkey's paw before—I'm hip.
Note to future ghost me: Turn Kory's hands into monkey paws. Also remove his hips.
Monkeys have hands not paws.

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Re: Gather 'round the fire - The thread where Neil tells us about Saskatoon

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101Walterton wrote:
29 Aug 2018, 7:23pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Aug 2018, 7:19pm
Kory wrote:
29 Aug 2018, 7:09pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Aug 2018, 5:00pm
Kory wrote:
29 Aug 2018, 4:48pm


Maybe it would be cool to have a Medulla familiar. I can get you to do my ghostly bidding.
Expect ironic reversals.
Hey, I've had a monkey's paw before—I'm hip.
Note to future ghost me: Turn Kory's hands into monkey paws. Also remove his hips.
Monkeys have hands not paws.
Note to future ghost me: Turn all of Wally's Two-Tone albums into Loverboy records.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Re: Gather 'round the fire - The thread where Neil tells us about Saskatoon

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Aug 2018, 7:19pm
Kory wrote:
29 Aug 2018, 7:09pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Aug 2018, 5:00pm
Kory wrote:
29 Aug 2018, 4:48pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Aug 2018, 2:22pm

Requests will not be honoured.
Maybe it would be cool to have a Medulla familiar. I can get you to do my ghostly bidding.
Expect ironic reversals.
Hey, I've had a monkey's paw before—I'm hip.
Note to future ghost me: Turn Kory's hands into monkey paws. Also remove his hips.
"Suck our Earth dick, Martians!" —Doc

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