IMCT Celebrity Death Pool 2018

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Legal pimp and GOP Nevada legislature hopeful Dennis Hof died at his own brothel Tuesday, following a campaign rally whose guests included conservative kingmaker Grover Norquist and aging porn star Ron Jeremy, according to reports.
I genuinely like you guys and hope when you go you get to die in your own brothel surrounded by your bitches.
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
16 Oct 2018, 4:39pm
Legal pimp and GOP Nevada legislature hopeful Dennis Hof died at his own brothel Tuesday, following a campaign rally whose guests included conservative kingmaker Grover Norquist and aging porn star Ron Jeremy, according to reports.
I genuinely like you guys and hope when you go you get to die in your own brothel surrounded by your bitches.
What about me?
Got a Rake? Sure!

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JennyB wrote:
17 Oct 2018, 1:06pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
16 Oct 2018, 4:39pm
Legal pimp and GOP Nevada legislature hopeful Dennis Hof died at his own brothel Tuesday, following a campaign rally whose guests included conservative kingmaker Grover Norquist and aging porn star Ron Jeremy, according to reports.
I genuinely like you guys and hope when you go you get to die in your own brothel surrounded by your bitches.
What about me?
I'll be your ho any day, Jenny.
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Is Paul Allen a celebrity?
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Kory wrote:
17 Oct 2018, 1:10pm
Is Paul Allen a celebrity?
I think so. Co-founder of Microsoft...owner of several professional sports franchises...and by some accounts a pretty darned good guitar player!
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matedog wrote:
17 Oct 2018, 1:09pm
I'll be your ho any day, Jenny.
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matedog wrote:
17 Oct 2018, 1:09pm
JennyB wrote:
17 Oct 2018, 1:06pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
16 Oct 2018, 4:39pm
Legal pimp and GOP Nevada legislature hopeful Dennis Hof died at his own brothel Tuesday, following a campaign rally whose guests included conservative kingmaker Grover Norquist and aging porn star Ron Jeremy, according to reports.
I genuinely like you guys and hope when you go you get to die in your own brothel surrounded by your bitches.
What about me?
I'll be your ho any day, Jenny.
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God I hate Marky Mark.
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
17 Oct 2018, 2:37pm
God I hate Marky Mark.
I hate him more.
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JennyB wrote:
17 Oct 2018, 2:39pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
17 Oct 2018, 2:37pm
God I hate Marky Mark.
I hate him more.
Not possible. He sullies my hometown with his tail meat smirk.
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
17 Oct 2018, 2:45pm
JennyB wrote:
17 Oct 2018, 2:39pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
17 Oct 2018, 2:37pm
God I hate Marky Mark.
I hate him more.
Not possible. He sullies my hometown with his tail meat smirk.
Heh heh, Sully, Boston.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Oct 2018, 2:49pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
17 Oct 2018, 2:45pm
JennyB wrote:
17 Oct 2018, 2:39pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
17 Oct 2018, 2:37pm
God I hate Marky Mark.
I hate him more.
Not possible. He sullies my hometown with his tail meat smirk.
Heh heh, Sully, Boston.
:mrgreen:
Got a Rake? Sure!

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Later Whitey.

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BostonBeaneater wrote:
30 Oct 2018, 12:54pm
Later Whitey.

Time for Marky Mark to make a movie about him!
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 Oct 2018, 12:57pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
30 Oct 2018, 12:54pm
Later Whitey.

Time for Marky Mark to make a movie about him!
Um, it's been done already.
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