Also good for throwing at that chucklefuck in the SUV who backs up the whole Dunks drive-thru line fumbling for exact-change.
That stuff's puritan, man.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
I just saw the Simpsons' Boston episode. It was whimsy-free.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
I just saw the Simpsons' Boston episode. It was whimsy-free.
I want to say there was at least one good joke in there. But I can't remember.
It would have been impressively hidden. Just really obvious and telegraphed jokes. The only really good Simpsons travel episode is Australia.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Nice going, granolaheads! Next time the British invade...which could be any day now...your own nanny-state won't even let you put a lantern in the steeple to warn everyone.