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Kory wrote:
30 Jan 2019, 3:31pm
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Doc - it sounds stressful. Keep us posted. You could always come to the Jortsville!
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 Jan 2019, 4:05pm
JennyB wrote:
30 Jan 2019, 3:12pm
Doc - it sounds stressful. Keep us posted. You could always come to the Jortsville!
Are you talking a Leaving Las Vegas-style suicide mission? Because I'm keeping options open.
I could be. :shifty:
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JennyB wrote:
30 Jan 2019, 4:25pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 Jan 2019, 4:05pm
JennyB wrote:
30 Jan 2019, 3:12pm
Doc - it sounds stressful. Keep us posted. You could always come to the Jortsville!
Are you talking a Leaving Las Vegas-style suicide mission? Because I'm keeping options open.
I could be. :shifty:
I'm going to tentatively mark that as Plan D.
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Almost got rear-ended. My tires were spinning on the slightly icy road, and I couldn't pull out fast enough. Of course, the driver of the big ol' truck who nearly hit me didn't help matters. He barreled through the intersection, then tailgated me, tried to pass me on the shoulder, and when I mad a left turn he drove inches from my car as he passed. Honest to dog, I've never seen such aggressive drivers than in Maryland. It's been over an hour and I still can't shake it off. I feel so unsafe here, and IT AIN'T EVEN THE CITY.

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Mimi wrote:
01 Feb 2019, 7:58pm
Almost got rear-ended. My tires were spinning on the slightly icy road, and I couldn't pull out fast enough. Of course, the driver of the big ol' truck who nearly hit me didn't help matters. He barreled through the intersection, then tailgated me, tried to pass me on the shoulder, and when I mad a left turn he drove inches from my car as he passed. Honest to dog, I've never seen such aggressive drivers than in Maryland. It's been over an hour and I still can't shake it off. I feel so unsafe here, and IT AIN'T EVEN THE CITY.
I can attest that rural drivers are worse than city drivers. Far more aggressive and territorial and fuck-da-rulez. Saskatchewan has an absurd number of single-vehicle accidents, almost all of them out in the country. That said, very glad you're physically safe even if emotionally spent.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Feb 2019, 8:20pm
Mimi wrote:
01 Feb 2019, 7:58pm
Almost got rear-ended. My tires were spinning on the slightly icy road, and I couldn't pull out fast enough. Of course, the driver of the big ol' truck who nearly hit me didn't help matters. He barreled through the intersection, then tailgated me, tried to pass me on the shoulder, and when I mad a left turn he drove inches from my car as he passed. Honest to dog, I've never seen such aggressive drivers than in Maryland. It's been over an hour and I still can't shake it off. I feel so unsafe here, and IT AIN'T EVEN THE CITY.
I can attest that rural drivers are worse than city drivers. Far more aggressive and territorial and fuck-da-rulez. Saskatchewan has an absurd number of single-vehicle accidents, almost all of them out in the country. That said, very glad you're physically safe even if emotionally spent.
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Mimi wrote:
01 Feb 2019, 7:58pm
Almost got rear-ended. My tires were spinning on the slightly icy road, and I couldn't pull out fast enough. Of course, the driver of the big ol' truck who nearly hit me didn't help matters. He barreled through the intersection, then tailgated me, tried to pass me on the shoulder, and when I mad a left turn he drove inches from my car as he passed. Honest to dog, I've never seen such aggressive drivers than in Maryland. It's been over an hour and I still can't shake it off. I feel so unsafe here, and IT AIN'T EVEN THE CITY.
Glad you are ok there are far too many fools out there Mimi. Take care lady.
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Thanks, guys.

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Mimi wrote:
01 Feb 2019, 7:58pm
Almost got rear-ended. My tires were spinning on the slightly icy road, and I couldn't pull out fast enough. Of course, the driver of the big ol' truck who nearly hit me didn't help matters. He barreled through the intersection, then tailgated me, tried to pass me on the shoulder, and when I mad a left turn he drove inches from my car as he passed. Honest to dog, I've never seen such aggressive drivers than in Maryland. It's been over an hour and I still can't shake it off. I feel so unsafe here, and IT AIN'T EVEN THE CITY.
Ugh. Glad you are OK. What do people who tailgate in inclement weather think they are accomplishing? It's so scary.
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"I feel like mentioning Bono is like mentioning Hitler. It just kills your argument," said my friend CH this morning. He is absolutely correct.
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JennyB wrote:
06 Feb 2019, 10:39am
"I feel like mentioning Bono is like mentioning Hitler. It just kills your argument," said my friend CH this morning. He is absolutely correct.
:lol: Unless you're assembling a punching list.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
06 Feb 2019, 10:48am
JennyB wrote:
06 Feb 2019, 10:39am
"I feel like mentioning Bono is like mentioning Hitler. It just kills your argument," said my friend CH this morning. He is absolutely correct.
:lol: Unless you're assembling a punching list.
Right.
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