Beaner's and Rattie's Weather Porn Thread

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tepista wrote:
21 Feb 2019, 6:35pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Feb 2019, 6:29pm
tepista wrote:
21 Feb 2019, 6:15pm
SNOWMAGEDDON! IN HOLLYWOOD!!!!!
Has it dipped below 65, dear?
pfft, it gets to 45 every night, i sleep with a scarf
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Looking forward to welcoming Tropical Cyclone Oma for the weekend

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101Walterton wrote:
21 Feb 2019, 6:47pm
Looking forward to welcoming Tropical Cyclone Oma for the weekend
#ThanksTropicalCyclonbeObama
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tepista wrote:
21 Feb 2019, 6:15pm
SNOWMAGEDDON! IN HOLLYWOOD!!!!!
That's frost, not snow...you Lakers-watching dilettantes. :naughty:


Also: that's shrinkage, not auto-Bopsting. :idea:

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Rat Patrol wrote:
22 Feb 2019, 12:43am
tepista wrote:
21 Feb 2019, 6:15pm
SNOWMAGEDDON! IN HOLLYWOOD!!!!!
That's frost
I don't know that one, I only know the "miles before i sleep" one
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tepista wrote:
25 Feb 2019, 9:27pm
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Did the fatalities reach 1000?
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My wife bought me a heavy jacket for xmas and I said "What, are we going skiing this year?" and turns out we had the coldest winter ever. True story.
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Fuck your THUNDERSNOW. I raise you a. . .



SNOWNADO!!! :whoa:
You've seen THUNDERSNOW before. You've scoffed with half-interest at the SNOWNADO. But are you ready for the (this YouTube guy's) pants-shitting terror at the ICE TSUNAMI!!6! :whoa:



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That is one of the coolest, most mesmerizing things I've ever seen.
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Meanwhile, I think I swallowed half a pound of airborne road sand in this hell wind yesterday. :yuck:

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tepista wrote:
25 Feb 2019, 11:24pm
My wife bought me a heavy jacket for xmas and I said "What, are we going skiing this year?" and turns out we had the coldest winter ever. True story.
Define coldest in terms of degrees Farenheit.

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I seldom complain about the weather, but wow - this winter has massively sucked. Snow, snow, snow...and more snow. Nasty cold. I spent Sunday morning clearing an ice dam on my roof and then the wind started gusting - in excess of 50 miles per hour. It brought down half of a tree in my yard. It thankfully missed the house. Temp was 8 degrees when I left for work this morning and we're supposed to get 4 more inches of snow tonight and according to the forecast - we'll be in the high teens/low 20's for the next 2 weeks...
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revbob wrote:
26 Feb 2019, 8:13am
tepista wrote:
25 Feb 2019, 11:24pm
My wife bought me a heavy jacket for xmas and I said "What, are we going skiing this year?" and turns out we had the coldest winter ever. True story.
Define coldest in terms of degrees Farenheit.
We got hit by the polar vortex a couple of weeks ago. Air temp negative 28 with a wind chill pushing negative 50. They claim it was a once in a generation weather event. I certainly hope so.
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