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Dr. Medulla wrote:
07 Mar 2019, 7:39am
Schilling, Bauer, Buchholz, Syndergaard—that's a helluva xenophobic pitching rotation.
Pitching Coach Steve Carlton
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
07 Mar 2019, 11:45am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
07 Mar 2019, 7:39am
Schilling, Bauer, Buchholz, Syndergaard—that's a helluva xenophobic pitching rotation.
Pitching Coach Steve Carlton
Can he videoconference it (via a string of 19 vpn's) from inside his bunker?
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
07 Mar 2019, 11:54am
BostonBeaneater wrote:
07 Mar 2019, 11:45am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
07 Mar 2019, 7:39am
Schilling, Bauer, Buchholz, Syndergaard—that's a helluva xenophobic pitching rotation.
Pitching Coach Steve Carlton
Can he videoconference it (via a string of 19 vpn's) from inside his bunker?
Southpaws are always a little crazy...
"They don't think it be like it is, but it do." - Oscar Gamble

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WestwayKid wrote:
07 Mar 2019, 1:05pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
07 Mar 2019, 11:54am
BostonBeaneater wrote:
07 Mar 2019, 11:45am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
07 Mar 2019, 7:39am
Schilling, Bauer, Buchholz, Syndergaard—that's a helluva xenophobic pitching rotation.
Pitching Coach Steve Carlton
Can he videoconference it (via a string of 19 vpn's) from inside his bunker?
Southpaws are always a little crazy...
Then he has seven left hands growing out of his torso.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
07 Mar 2019, 1:26pm
WestwayKid wrote:
07 Mar 2019, 1:05pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
07 Mar 2019, 11:54am
BostonBeaneater wrote:
07 Mar 2019, 11:45am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
07 Mar 2019, 7:39am
Schilling, Bauer, Buchholz, Syndergaard—that's a helluva xenophobic pitching rotation.
Pitching Coach Steve Carlton
Can he videoconference it (via a string of 19 vpn's) from inside his bunker?
Southpaws are always a little crazy...
Then he has seven left hands growing out of his torso.
Can't a man live in a concrete bunker without people calling him insane?
"They don't think it be like it is, but it do." - Oscar Gamble

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WestwayKid wrote:
07 Mar 2019, 1:58pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
07 Mar 2019, 1:26pm
WestwayKid wrote:
07 Mar 2019, 1:05pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
07 Mar 2019, 11:54am
BostonBeaneater wrote:
07 Mar 2019, 11:45am


Pitching Coach Steve Carlton
Can he videoconference it (via a string of 19 vpn's) from inside his bunker?
Southpaws are always a little crazy...
Then he has seven left hands growing out of his torso.
Can't a man live in a concrete bunker without people calling him insane?
That sounds like a rejected line by Dylan for "Blowin' in the Wind."
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
07 Mar 2019, 2:11pm
WestwayKid wrote:
07 Mar 2019, 1:58pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
07 Mar 2019, 1:26pm
WestwayKid wrote:
07 Mar 2019, 1:05pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
07 Mar 2019, 11:54am


Can he videoconference it (via a string of 19 vpn's) from inside his bunker?
Southpaws are always a little crazy...
Then he has seven left hands growing out of his torso.
Can't a man live in a concrete bunker without people calling him insane?
That sounds like a rejected line by Dylan for "Blowin' in the Wind."
I call this one: "Lefty is Blowin' in the Wind"

"How many guns can one man stockpile
Before his family is safe
How much food can one man stash
Before he has enough to survive
Yes, how many VPNs does one man need
Before he's completely off the grid
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind
The answer is blowin' in the wind"
"They don't think it be like it is, but it do." - Oscar Gamble

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WestwayKid wrote:
07 Mar 2019, 2:23pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
07 Mar 2019, 2:11pm
WestwayKid wrote:
07 Mar 2019, 1:58pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
07 Mar 2019, 1:26pm
WestwayKid wrote:
07 Mar 2019, 1:05pm


Southpaws are always a little crazy...
Then he has seven left hands growing out of his torso.
Can't a man live in a concrete bunker without people calling him insane?
That sounds like a rejected line by Dylan for "Blowin' in the Wind."
I call this one: "Lefty is Blowin' in the Wind"

"How many guns can one man stockpile
Before his family is safe
How much food can one man stash
Before he has enough to survive
Yes, how many VPNs does one man need
Before he's completely off the grid
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind
The answer is blowin' in the wind"
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From the Hall of Fame: Tom Seaver's family announced today that he has been diagnosed with dementia. Tom will continue to work in his beloved vineyard at his California home, but has chosen to completely retire from public life.

https://nypost.com/2019/03/07/mets-lege ... -dementia/
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tepista wrote:
07 Mar 2019, 5:23pm
From the Hall of Fame: Tom Seaver's family announced today that he has been diagnosed with dementia. Tom will continue to work in his beloved vineyard at his California home, but has chosen to completely retire from public life.

https://nypost.com/2019/03/07/mets-lege ... -dementia/
An absolutely horrible way to slowly die, dignity ebbing away.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
07 Mar 2019, 5:39pm
tepista wrote:
07 Mar 2019, 5:23pm
From the Hall of Fame: Tom Seaver's family announced today that he has been diagnosed with dementia. Tom will continue to work in his beloved vineyard at his California home, but has chosen to completely retire from public life.

https://nypost.com/2019/03/07/mets-lege ... -dementia/
An absolutely horrible way to slowly die, dignity ebbing away.
I know, that's my new greatest fear.
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tepista wrote:
07 Mar 2019, 5:23pm
From the Hall of Fame: Tom Seaver's family announced today that he has been diagnosed with dementia. Tom will continue to work in his beloved vineyard at his California home, but has chosen to completely retire from public life.

https://nypost.com/2019/03/07/mets-lege ... -dementia/
This is really sad. Tom Seaver was one of my first baseball heroes. Just an absolutely incredible pitcher - perhaps one of the greatest starting pitchers to ever take the mound. A great Tom Seaver story is from his first all star game back in 1967. He walked up to Hank Aaron before the game and asked for his autograph - thinking there was no way Aaron would know who he was and that it would be a good way to make an introduction. Aaron looked at him and said something like, "Kid, I know who you are and I guarantee that before your career is over everyone in this stadium will, too."

Take care, Tom Terrific!
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Wolter would never support a player with such reckless barbecuing posture on his team. :naughty:

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