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"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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These are different authors that all got their girlfriends stole by drummers?
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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It would explain the bitterness. Getting your girlfriend stolen by the singer, sure, that's understandable, but the drummer? That would seriously sting.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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I’m just not buying this whole drummers having sex thing.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑02 Apr 2019, 11:00amIt would explain the bitterness. Getting your girlfriend stolen by the singer, sure, that's understandable, but the drummer? That would seriously sting.
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35 minute drum solo.Wolter wrote: ↑02 Apr 2019, 11:35amI’m just not buying this whole drummers having sex thing.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑02 Apr 2019, 11:00amIt would explain the bitterness. Getting your girlfriend stolen by the singer, sure, that's understandable, but the drummer? That would seriously sting.
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Emphasis on solo.Marky Dread wrote: ↑02 Apr 2019, 11:40am35 minute drum solo.Wolter wrote: ↑02 Apr 2019, 11:35amI’m just not buying this whole drummers having sex thing.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑02 Apr 2019, 11:00amIt would explain the bitterness. Getting your girlfriend stolen by the singer, sure, that's understandable, but the drummer? That would seriously sting.
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The rhythm and technique go a little like this:Wolter wrote: ↑02 Apr 2019, 1:26pmEmphasis on solo.Marky Dread wrote: ↑02 Apr 2019, 11:40am35 minute drum solo.Wolter wrote: ↑02 Apr 2019, 11:35amI’m just not buying this whole drummers having sex thing.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑02 Apr 2019, 11:00amIt would explain the bitterness. Getting your girlfriend stolen by the singer, sure, that's understandable, but the drummer? That would seriously sting.
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It just struck me that Terry must have had such a decent post-Clash career cos ill informed metalheads were after the guy who was busy falling through windows at the time. "Yeah, get the Clash drummer." then wincing through the drum solos.
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These are all valid points.“Why is everyone laughing? I suggested a new chord progression and half-time vibe for the second verse, and even tweaked the lyrics of the chorus so that it rhymes better,” recounted Reynolds, as bandmates spit beer out of their noses in laughter. “None of you motherfuckers would’ve thought to rhyme ‘low life’ with ‘glow light’. Fine, technically it doesn’t rhyme, but Ricky sings like there are marbles in his mouth anyways, so who gives a shit?”
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.