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Re: MLB 2019

Post by tepista » 31 Jul 2019, 5:33pm

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Hmmm, the Astros seem serious about this winning-a-championship thing. Apparently the Red Sox and Yankees are more into other, non-championship-winning stuff.
Our big move was obtaining backup catcher Max Stassi (from the Astros) who carries a .446 OPS in his 60ish games this year. Add him to our three other catchers who are also out of options and World Series, HERE WE COME!
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Re: MLB 2019

Post by WestwayKid » 31 Jul 2019, 5:37pm

My hometown club just traded away their #3 prospect for Drew Pomeranz...
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Re: MLB 2019

Post by Dr. Medulla » 31 Jul 2019, 5:39pm

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My hometown club just traded away their #3 prospect for Drew Pomeranz...
World Series Champion Drew Pomeranz. :twitch:
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Re: MLB 2019

Post by tepista » 31 Jul 2019, 6:53pm

So an ex-coworker just came in and she told me that she went to see The Dodgers and Red Sox at Fenway a few weeks ago, she said "80% of the people there were Dodger fans" and she said it was so loud because the way they close the roof. I didn't want to argue with her, but did she maybe find an LA themed sports bar and think she was at the stadium? If so I sure hope she didn't pay $60 to get in!
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Re: MLB 2019

Post by Dr. Medulla » 31 Jul 2019, 7:08pm

tepista wrote:
31 Jul 2019, 6:53pm
So an ex-coworker just came in and she told me that she went to see The Dodgers and Red Sox at Fenway a few weeks ago, she said "80% of the people there were Dodger fans" and she said it was so loud because the way they close the roof. I didn't want to argue with her, but did she maybe find an LA themed sports bar and think she was at the stadium? If so I sure hope she didn't pay $60 to get in!
Maybe "close the roof" is code for letting non-whites know they should keep quiet?
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Re: MLB 2019

Post by BostonBeaneater » 31 Jul 2019, 7:16pm

tepista wrote:
31 Jul 2019, 6:53pm
So an ex-coworker just came in and she told me that she went to see The Dodgers and Red Sox at Fenway a few weeks ago, she said "80% of the people there were Dodger fans" and she said it was so loud because the way they close the roof. I didn't want to argue with her, but did she maybe find an LA themed sports bar and think she was at the stadium? If so I sure hope she didn't pay $60 to get in!
I'm quite sure there is no LA sports bar near Fenway.
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Re: MLB 2019

Post by Flex » 31 Jul 2019, 7:41pm

tepista wrote:
31 Jul 2019, 6:53pm
So an ex-coworker just came in and she told me that she went to see The Dodgers and Red Sox at Fenway a few weeks ago, she said "80% of the people there were Dodger fans" and she said it was so loud because the way they close the roof. I didn't want to argue with her, but did she maybe find an LA themed sports bar and think she was at the stadium? If so I sure hope she didn't pay $60 to get in!
I went to a Nationals game in DC when they were playing the Rockies and saw a single Rockies fan in attendance so I like to talk about how Colorado "took over" that night.
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Re: MLB 2019

Post by Dr. Medulla » 31 Jul 2019, 7:48pm

Flex wrote:
31 Jul 2019, 7:41pm
tepista wrote:
31 Jul 2019, 6:53pm
So an ex-coworker just came in and she told me that she went to see The Dodgers and Red Sox at Fenway a few weeks ago, she said "80% of the people there were Dodger fans" and she said it was so loud because the way they close the roof. I didn't want to argue with her, but did she maybe find an LA themed sports bar and think she was at the stadium? If so I sure hope she didn't pay $60 to get in!
I went to a Nationals game in DC when they were playing the Rockies and saw a single Rockies fan in attendance so I like to talk about how Colorado "took over" that night.
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Re: MLB 2019

Post by tepista » 31 Jul 2019, 7:57pm

BostonBeaneater wrote:
31 Jul 2019, 7:16pm
tepista wrote:
31 Jul 2019, 6:53pm
So an ex-coworker just came in and she told me that she went to see The Dodgers and Red Sox at Fenway a few weeks ago, she said "80% of the people there were Dodger fans" and she said it was so loud because the way they close the roof. I didn't want to argue with her, but did she maybe find an LA themed sports bar and think she was at the stadium? If so I sure hope she didn't pay $60 to get in!
I'm quite sure there is no LA sports bar near Fenway.
You sure? It's the one with the closed roof.
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Re: MLB 2019

Post by revbob » 31 Jul 2019, 10:49pm

WestwayKid wrote:
31 Jul 2019, 5:37pm
My hometown club just traded away their #3 prospect for Drew Pomeranz...
That breaks up the Sox devastating 1 2 punch of Pomegranates and Portabello .

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Re: MLB 2019

Post by BostonBeaneater » 31 Jul 2019, 11:08pm

tepista wrote:
31 Jul 2019, 7:57pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
31 Jul 2019, 7:16pm
tepista wrote:
31 Jul 2019, 6:53pm
So an ex-coworker just came in and she told me that she went to see The Dodgers and Red Sox at Fenway a few weeks ago, she said "80% of the people there were Dodger fans" and she said it was so loud because the way they close the roof. I didn't want to argue with her, but did she maybe find an LA themed sports bar and think she was at the stadium? If so I sure hope she didn't pay $60 to get in!
I'm quite sure there is no LA sports bar near Fenway.
You sure? It's the one with the closed roof.
Ohhhhh. She was at the Red Lobster.
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Re: MLB 2019

Post by tepista » 01 Aug 2019, 3:21pm

BostonBeaneater wrote:
31 Jul 2019, 11:08pm
tepista wrote:
31 Jul 2019, 7:57pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
31 Jul 2019, 7:16pm
tepista wrote:
31 Jul 2019, 6:53pm
So an ex-coworker just came in and she told me that she went to see The Dodgers and Red Sox at Fenway a few weeks ago, she said "80% of the people there were Dodger fans" and she said it was so loud because the way they close the roof. I didn't want to argue with her, but did she maybe find an LA themed sports bar and think she was at the stadium? If so I sure hope she didn't pay $60 to get in!
I'm quite sure there is no LA sports bar near Fenway.
You sure? It's the one with the closed roof.
Ohhhhh. She was at the Red Lobster.
That's Lob-STUH
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Re: MLB 2019

Post by BostonBeaneater » 01 Aug 2019, 4:46pm

tepista wrote:
01 Aug 2019, 3:21pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
31 Jul 2019, 11:08pm
tepista wrote:
31 Jul 2019, 7:57pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
31 Jul 2019, 7:16pm
tepista wrote:
31 Jul 2019, 6:53pm
So an ex-coworker just came in and she told me that she went to see The Dodgers and Red Sox at Fenway a few weeks ago, she said "80% of the people there were Dodger fans" and she said it was so loud because the way they close the roof. I didn't want to argue with her, but did she maybe find an LA themed sports bar and think she was at the stadium? If so I sure hope she didn't pay $60 to get in!
I'm quite sure there is no LA sports bar near Fenway.
You sure? It's the one with the closed roof.
Ohhhhh. She was at the Red Lobster.
That's Lob-STUH
My favorite is from a metal shack out by the airport.

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Re: MLB 2019

Post by tepista » 01 Aug 2019, 4:48pm

That looks pretty fucking good. We don't have any cold lobster sandwich places out here.
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Re: MLB 2019

Post by revbob » 01 Aug 2019, 5:57pm

BostonBeaneater wrote:
01 Aug 2019, 4:46pm

...
My favorite is from a metal shack out by the airport.

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Whoa, how much for that?

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