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Dr. Medulla wrote:
10 Aug 2019, 10:36am
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10 Aug 2019, 10:10am
The powers that be breathe a sigh of relief upon hearing about Jeffrey Epstein’s ‘suicide’.
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You know, I must be out of it. I wanted to post this in the Celebrity Deaths threat. I guess everything is really about baseball so it's ok.
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wtf, he's white?


Police draw guns on Yankees GM Brian Cashman after mistaking him for car thief

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/police-dra ... 11775.html
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tepista wrote:
10 Aug 2019, 11:42am
wtf, he's white?


Police draw guns on Yankees GM Brian Cashman after mistaking him for car thief

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/police-dra ... 11775.html
That's why he's still alive.
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This is the Angels' problem: They've got this asshole in their line-up.
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https://www.bostonglobe.com/sports/reds ... story.html

Lester and Lackey acting Gossage-ish with new guys violating stupid unwritten rules? Colour me … less than shocked.
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https://sports.yahoo.com/president-dona ... 36157.html

C'mon, Curt, run in Rhode Island. You owe it to the people. That and $75M.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
13 Aug 2019, 2:02pm
https://sports.yahoo.com/president-dona ... 36157.html

C'mon, Curt, run in Rhode Island. You owe it to the people. That and $75M.
He's 52? He looks at least 10 to 15 years older.

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Biggest MLB moneyline upsets since 2005:

+406: Orioles (Sunday vs. Astros)
+395: Nationals (2007 at Twins)
+360: Royals (2018 at Yankees)
+351: Tigers (2018 at Astros)
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revbob wrote:
13 Aug 2019, 3:01pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
13 Aug 2019, 2:02pm
https://sports.yahoo.com/president-dona ... 36157.html

C'mon, Curt, run in Rhode Island. You owe it to the people. That and $75M.
He's 52? He looks at least 10 to 15 years older.
A combination of baseball "athlete's" body (no longer athlete-ing) plus a steady diet of hate and paranoia. It can't be a coincidence that he and Bannon look like they could be brothers.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
13 Aug 2019, 3:11pm
revbob wrote:
13 Aug 2019, 3:01pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
13 Aug 2019, 2:02pm
https://sports.yahoo.com/president-dona ... 36157.html

C'mon, Curt, run in Rhode Island. You owe it to the people. That and $75M.
He's 52? He looks at least 10 to 15 years older.
A combination of baseball "athlete's" body (no longer athlete-ing) plus a steady diet of hate and paranoia. It can't be a coincidence that he and Bannon look like they could be brothers.
Im going with that its all over his ugly face.

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Former Angel Doug DeCinces has been sentenced to eight months of home detention and ordered to pay a $10,000 fine for his role in an insider-trading scheme.

DeCinces, a former third baseman for the California Angels and Baltimore Orioles who lives in Newport Beach, was convicted in 2017 of insider trading for a stock buy that earned him more than $1 million.

The Orange County Register reports the judge on Monday sentenced the 68-year-old to one day in jail. Since DeCinces has credit for time served, he will not spend more time behind bars.

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Harper’s Grand Salami tonight was everything I needed from this baseball season.
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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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https://deadspin.com/baseballs-cranks-a ... 1837409872

Sweet Lou, Goose, and the Gambler, on 103.5, the Grouch!
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