Oh Canada!

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I chuckled.
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Wolter wrote:
18 Oct 2019, 12:42pm
I chuckled.
We're generally wordplay-deficient in Saskatchewan and damn Ottawa won't fund a cure! A few towns still advertise their Saskattractions (really), but it seems more sad than quaint.
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https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/woman ... 1826082960

Her anger is strange; there are no bitter surprises at Tim's.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Oct 2019, 11:14am
https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/woman ... 1826082960

Her anger is strange; there are no bitter surprises at Tim's.
I gotta assume they wouldn't let her use the bathroom.
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Silent Majority wrote:
29 Oct 2019, 11:37am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Oct 2019, 11:14am
https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/woman ... 1826082960

Her anger is strange; there are no bitter surprises at Tim's.
I gotta assume they wouldn't let her use the bathroom.
I'm gonna say that they were out of chocolate dips and the next batch wouldn't be ready for a half hour.
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No room in the Kaleb's Girlfriend thread?
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tepista wrote:
29 Oct 2019, 1:28pm
No room in the Kaleb's Girlfriend thread?
Kaleb doesn't need to use the "I have a girlfriend in Canada" excuse.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Oct 2019, 11:14am
https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/woman ... 1826082960

Her anger is strange; there are no bitter surprises at Tim's.
Did this happen again?

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revbob wrote:
29 Oct 2019, 6:51pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Oct 2019, 11:14am
https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/woman ... 1826082960

Her anger is strange; there are no bitter surprises at Tim's.
Did this happen again?
No, I didn't realize at the time that it was a re-post (related to a huge worker protest at Deadspin).
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revbob wrote:
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No one's quite sure what happened to the province of Cellulita. Some even think it's just a myth.
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She was immediately named to DoFo's cabinet with a wider portfolio of "sticking it to the snowflake libtards".
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Watching the King of the Hill "Dancing with Dogs " episode

BOBBY: It's called "Musical Canine Freestyle."
HANK: Liar.
BOBBY: No, it's a real thing. They have contests and everything. It started up in Canada.
HANK: They're supposed to be our allies!

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revbob wrote:
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Watching the King of the Hill "Dancing with Dogs " episode

BOBBY: It's called "Musical Canine Freestyle."
HANK: Liar.
BOBBY: No, it's a real thing. They have contests and everything. It started up in Canada.
HANK: They're supposed to be our allies!
King of the Hill consistently did better jokes about Canada than the Simpsons.
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