FAO Jenny's idle amusement

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JennyB wrote:
23 Dec 2019, 11:15am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Dec 2019, 6:08pm
From Drew Magary's Funbag column:
Would you rather have to eat English food for a week, or St. Louis food? The menu will be planned for you so that you face the full depths of the cuisine that you choose.
Oh, English food. It’s not even close. If you’ve ever looked at me, you’ve said to yourself, “Now there’s the kind of clammy lad who enjoys a spot of Wickered Pudding Loaf every now and then.” I like Yorkshire pudding. I like fish ‘n’ chips. I like malt vinegar on my fries. I like a full English breakfast, save for the baffling inclusion of beans on the plate. And of course, I love Indian food, which is really the best British food of all. I still laugh at English people angrily defending their cuisine on Twitter (“Woe ackshlee, BITISH FEWD is ace innit?”), but I’ll fuck with a trifle for dessert. What does St. Louis have to offer by comparison? Pizza on saltines? Fuck all that.
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/5dmz ... -etiquette
Yeah - English wins every time.
You're back! I was wondering if you'd gotten sucked into Jortsfest '19.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
23 Dec 2019, 11:52am
JennyB wrote:
23 Dec 2019, 11:15am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Dec 2019, 6:08pm
From Drew Magary's Funbag column:
Would you rather have to eat English food for a week, or St. Louis food? The menu will be planned for you so that you face the full depths of the cuisine that you choose.
Oh, English food. It’s not even close. If you’ve ever looked at me, you’ve said to yourself, “Now there’s the kind of clammy lad who enjoys a spot of Wickered Pudding Loaf every now and then.” I like Yorkshire pudding. I like fish ‘n’ chips. I like malt vinegar on my fries. I like a full English breakfast, save for the baffling inclusion of beans on the plate. And of course, I love Indian food, which is really the best British food of all. I still laugh at English people angrily defending their cuisine on Twitter (“Woe ackshlee, BITISH FEWD is ace innit?”), but I’ll fuck with a trifle for dessert. What does St. Louis have to offer by comparison? Pizza on saltines? Fuck all that.
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/5dmz ... -etiquette
Yeah - English wins every time.
You're back! I was wondering if you'd gotten sucked into Jortsfest '19.
Nope, just on vacation with the family!
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JennyB wrote:
23 Dec 2019, 5:02pm

Nope, just on vacation with the family!
WELCOME HOME!

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BostonBeaneater wrote:
23 Dec 2019, 11:39pm
JennyB wrote:
23 Dec 2019, 5:02pm

Nope, just on vacation with the family!
WELCOME HOME!

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JennyB wrote:
24 Dec 2019, 10:29am
BostonBeaneater wrote:
23 Dec 2019, 11:39pm
JennyB wrote:
23 Dec 2019, 5:02pm

Nope, just on vacation with the family!
WELCOME HOME!

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KILL IT WITH FIRE.
Fire will only cause it to melt. Ugh.
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I really want it to rhyme with shovel. It just seems right.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
24 Dec 2019, 10:45am
I really want it to rhyme with shovel. It just seems right.
I approve.
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Got a Rake? Sure!

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JennyB wrote:
02 Jan 2020, 4:22pm
I might as well post this here:

https://www.stltoday.com/news/national/ ... IwLKCR1qyw
classic new year's day in the jortsville
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Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
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JennyB wrote:
02 Jan 2020, 4:22pm
I might as well post this here:

https://www.stltoday.com/news/national/ ... IwLKCR1qyw
The suspect said that he will still stand for re-election as Republican state senator.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
02 Jan 2020, 4:47pm
JennyB wrote:
02 Jan 2020, 4:22pm
I might as well post this here:

https://www.stltoday.com/news/national/ ... IwLKCR1qyw
The suspect said that he will still stand for re-election as Republican state senator.
He's too qualified.
Got a Rake? Sure!

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I went out to a Hanukkah/Poker party last Saturday and I only brought enough cigarettes to last until midnight, but they lasted til 4. It was a Hannukah miracle.
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tepista wrote:
03 Jan 2020, 2:09pm
I went out to a Hanukkah/Poker party last Saturday and I only brought enough cigarettes to last until midnight, but they lasted til 4. It was a Hannukah miracle.
The true spirit of Hanukkah.
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tepista wrote:
03 Jan 2020, 2:09pm
I went out to a Hanukkah/Poker party last Saturday and I only brought enough cigarettes to last until midnight, but they lasted til 4. It was a Hannukah miracle.
Well, this atheist is now considering Judaism!
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I hope you fried those cigarettes.
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