Flex and Wolter's Den of Nerdly Awesomeness

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Re: Flex and Wolter's Den of Nerdly Awesomeness

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Dec 2019, 10:18am
The lack of actual yeti content is seeming like Santa taking a dump in your stocking. Anyway, Genie is getting sick of Dr. Millennial and Mark fighting with words instead of fists:
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Then a bear attacks (sorry, Himalayan red bear—even in the heat of danger, Mark's a stickler for accuracy):
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The most interesting thing to me is that their guide is clearly the bastard son of J. Jonah Jameson:
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Oh good stuff here. In that first panel it looks like Mark is doing the international sign of jerking off to Doc Camel.

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revbob wrote:
21 Dec 2019, 10:30am
Oh good stuff here. In that first panel it looks like Mark is doing the international sign of jerking off to Doc Camel.
Or he's doing the "it's gonna cost a lot of money" motion with his fingers. Which I would interpret as Boomer Mark mocking Millennial Camel for having no money and that Instagram followers are less valuable than food stamps.
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The "I have bear repellant" panel is an all time perfect mix of melodrama, deus ex machina, and orientalism.
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I just noticed Dr. Camel is still clutching his phone even as he's about to be mauled by a (Himalayan red) bear. Put down the phone, hipster, you're going to die.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Dec 2019, 10:45am
revbob wrote:
21 Dec 2019, 10:30am
Oh good stuff here. In that first panel it looks like Mark is doing the international sign of jerking off to Doc Camel.
Or he's doing the "it's gonna cost a lot of money" motion with his fingers. Which I would interpret as Boomer Mark mocking Millennial Camel for having no money and that Instagram followers are less valuable than food stamps.
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Kory wrote:
24 Dec 2019, 4:55pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Dec 2019, 10:45am
revbob wrote:
21 Dec 2019, 10:30am
Oh good stuff here. In that first panel it looks like Mark is doing the international sign of jerking off to Doc Camel.
Or he's doing the "it's gonna cost a lot of money" motion with his fingers. Which I would interpret as Boomer Mark mocking Millennial Camel for having no money and that Instagram followers are less valuable than food stamps.
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"C'mon!"
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If we could pan down in the third panel, Mark's fists would be ready to livestream some justice.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
25 Dec 2019, 8:51am
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If we could pan down in the third panel, Mark's fists would be ready to livestream some justice.
Even little old millennial me hates Dr. Yeti now.
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Kory wrote:
26 Dec 2019, 3:03pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
25 Dec 2019, 8:51am
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If we could pan down in the third panel, Mark's fists would be ready to livestream some justice.
Even little old millennial me hates Dr. Yeti now.
Mark is especially humourless in the current story, but he's preferable to Dr. Instagram.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Dec 2019, 3:22pm
Kory wrote:
26 Dec 2019, 3:03pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
25 Dec 2019, 8:51am
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If we could pan down in the third panel, Mark's fists would be ready to livestream some justice.
Even little old millennial me hates Dr. Yeti now.
Mark is especially humourless in the current story, but he's preferable to Dr. Instagram.
I hate how he doesn't seem self-aware at all. Mark will be right to feed him into the wood chipper.
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Kory wrote:
26 Dec 2019, 4:31pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Dec 2019, 3:22pm
Kory wrote:
26 Dec 2019, 3:03pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
25 Dec 2019, 8:51am
Image

If we could pan down in the third panel, Mark's fists would be ready to livestream some justice.
Even little old millennial me hates Dr. Yeti now.
Mark is especially humourless in the current story, but he's preferable to Dr. Instagram.
I hate how he doesn't seem self-aware at all. Mark will be right to feed him into the wood chipper.
We're talking about Flex, right?
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Dec 2019, 5:13pm
Kory wrote:
26 Dec 2019, 4:31pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Dec 2019, 3:22pm
Kory wrote:
26 Dec 2019, 3:03pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
25 Dec 2019, 8:51am
Image

If we could pan down in the third panel, Mark's fists would be ready to livestream some justice.
Even little old millennial me hates Dr. Yeti now.
Mark is especially humourless in the current story, but he's preferable to Dr. Instagram.
I hate how he doesn't seem self-aware at all. Mark will be right to feed him into the wood chipper.
We're talking about Flex, right?
Much to my everlasting chagrin, we seem to always be talking about Flex. Let's change that in the new year.
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Kory wrote:
27 Dec 2019, 2:09pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Dec 2019, 5:13pm
Kory wrote:
26 Dec 2019, 4:31pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Dec 2019, 3:22pm
Kory wrote:
26 Dec 2019, 3:03pm


Even little old millennial me hates Dr. Yeti now.
Mark is especially humourless in the current story, but he's preferable to Dr. Instagram.
I hate how he doesn't seem self-aware at all. Mark will be right to feed him into the wood chipper.
We're talking about Flex, right?
Much to my everlasting chagrin, we seem to always be talking about Flex. Let's change that in the new year.
2020 will be the year of MarkyJacobs! He seems a good-natured fella.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
27 Dec 2019, 3:19pm
Kory wrote:
27 Dec 2019, 2:09pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Dec 2019, 5:13pm
Kory wrote:
26 Dec 2019, 4:31pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Dec 2019, 3:22pm


Mark is especially humourless in the current story, but he's preferable to Dr. Instagram.
I hate how he doesn't seem self-aware at all. Mark will be right to feed him into the wood chipper.
We're talking about Flex, right?
Much to my everlasting chagrin, we seem to always be talking about Flex. Let's change that in the new year.
2020 will be the year of MarkyJacobs! He seems a good-natured fella.
clashy will return and the seas will boil.
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Kory wrote:
27 Dec 2019, 3:50pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
27 Dec 2019, 3:19pm
Kory wrote:
27 Dec 2019, 2:09pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Dec 2019, 5:13pm
Kory wrote:
26 Dec 2019, 4:31pm


I hate how he doesn't seem self-aware at all. Mark will be right to feed him into the wood chipper.
We're talking about Flex, right?
Much to my everlasting chagrin, we seem to always be talking about Flex. Let's change that in the new year.
2020 will be the year of MarkyJacobs! He seems a good-natured fella.
clashy will return and the seas will boil.
Jared's busy with his father-in-law's re-election campaign.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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