You're back! I was wondering if you'd gotten sucked into Jortsfest '19.JennyB wrote: ↑23 Dec 2019, 11:15amYeah - English wins every time.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑17 Dec 2019, 6:08pmFrom Drew Magary's Funbag column:
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/5dmz ... -etiquetteOh, English food. It’s not even close. If you’ve ever looked at me, you’ve said to yourself, “Now there’s the kind of clammy lad who enjoys a spot of Wickered Pudding Loaf every now and then.” I like Yorkshire pudding. I like fish ‘n’ chips. I like malt vinegar on my fries. I like a full English breakfast, save for the baffling inclusion of beans on the plate. And of course, I love Indian food, which is really the best British food of all. I still laugh at English people angrily defending their cuisine on Twitter (“Woe ackshlee, BITISH FEWD is ace innit?”), but I’ll fuck with a trifle for dessert. What does St. Louis have to offer by comparison? Pizza on saltines? Fuck all that.Would you rather have to eat English food for a week, or St. Louis food? The menu will be planned for you so that you face the full depths of the cuisine that you choose.
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Nope, just on vacation with the family!Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑23 Dec 2019, 11:52amYou're back! I was wondering if you'd gotten sucked into Jortsfest '19.JennyB wrote: ↑23 Dec 2019, 11:15amYeah - English wins every time.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑17 Dec 2019, 6:08pmFrom Drew Magary's Funbag column:
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/5dmz ... -etiquetteOh, English food. It’s not even close. If you’ve ever looked at me, you’ve said to yourself, “Now there’s the kind of clammy lad who enjoys a spot of Wickered Pudding Loaf every now and then.” I like Yorkshire pudding. I like fish ‘n’ chips. I like malt vinegar on my fries. I like a full English breakfast, save for the baffling inclusion of beans on the plate. And of course, I love Indian food, which is really the best British food of all. I still laugh at English people angrily defending their cuisine on Twitter (“Woe ackshlee, BITISH FEWD is ace innit?”), but I’ll fuck with a trifle for dessert. What does St. Louis have to offer by comparison? Pizza on saltines? Fuck all that.Would you rather have to eat English food for a week, or St. Louis food? The menu will be planned for you so that you face the full depths of the cuisine that you choose.
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KILL IT WITH FIRE.
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Fire will only cause it to melt. Ugh.
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I really want it to rhyme with shovel. It just seems right.
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I approve.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑24 Dec 2019, 10:45amI really want it to rhyme with shovel. It just seems right.
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Got a Rake? Sure!
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classic new year's day in the jortsvilleJennyB wrote: ↑02 Jan 2020, 4:22pmI might as well post this here:
https://www.stltoday.com/news/national/ ... IwLKCR1qyw
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
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The suspect said that he will still stand for re-election as Republican state senator.JennyB wrote: ↑02 Jan 2020, 4:22pmI might as well post this here:
https://www.stltoday.com/news/national/ ... IwLKCR1qyw
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He's too qualified.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑02 Jan 2020, 4:47pmThe suspect said that he will still stand for re-election as Republican state senator.JennyB wrote: ↑02 Jan 2020, 4:22pmI might as well post this here:
https://www.stltoday.com/news/national/ ... IwLKCR1qyw
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I went out to a Hanukkah/Poker party last Saturday and I only brought enough cigarettes to last until midnight, but they lasted til 4. It was a Hannukah miracle.
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The true spirit of Hanukkah.
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Well, this atheist is now considering Judaism!
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I hope you fried those cigarettes.
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