Flex and Wolter's Den of Nerdly Awesomeness
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Re: Flex and Wolter's Den of Nerdly Awesomeness
Stupid Millennial values likes over bucks.
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Re: Flex and Wolter's Den of Nerdly Awesomeness
There better be one hell of a punch out coming.
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My fantasy punching: Mark punches Dr. Camel three times. The first two are set-up blows, each punctuated by the syllables "oh" and "kay," and the final an uppercut that sends Camel flying thru the air while Mark roars, "Boomer!" Then he calmly shares a fascinating fact about dalmatians.
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Re: Flex and Wolter's Den of Nerdly Awesomeness
We really should be writing these.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑01 Jan 2020, 12:56pmMy fantasy punching: Mark punches Dr. Camel three times. The first two are set-up blows, each punctuated by the syllables "oh" and "kay," and the final an uppercut that sends Camel flying thru the air while Mark roars, "Boomer!" Then he calmly shares a fascinating fact about dalmatians.
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Oh my lord, if I were in the audience I would have been in convulsions from laughter. There was nothing that wasn't excellent.
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This really should be more common. A friend worked at a restaurant where the staff would do this sometimes but never recorded it.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑01 Jan 2020, 4:09pmOh my lord, if I were in the audience I would have been in convulsions from laughter. There was nothing that wasn't excellent.
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Not to worry, Dr. Camel hasn't forgotten that there's all kinds of ways to make some do-re-mi off this search. Maybe he's not such a weirdo.
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That bear attack (or maybe the repellent) also claimed J. Jonah Sherpa's moustache.
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Yeah, talk about a close shave...Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑03 Jan 2020, 9:34am
That bear attack (or maybe the repellent) also claimed J. Jonah Sherpa's moustache.
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Now Mark's all "ooh, this is taking so long, I could be doing something else," and Dr. Camel rightfully wants to give him a shiner. Geez Louise, Mark, sorry that finding a mythical beast is taking more than a half hour of your time.
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Re: Flex and Wolter's Den of Nerdly Awesomeness
Mark's just trying to do his best to keep it all within budget.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑06 Jan 2020, 8:45am
Now Mark's all "ooh, this is taking so long, I could be doing something else," and Dr. Camel rightfully wants to give him a shiner. Geez Louise, Mark, sorry that finding a mythical beast is taking more than a half hour of your time.
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Know your place, Trail. You're not a beancounter, you're a smug Boomer killjoy.WestwayKid wrote: ↑06 Jan 2020, 11:14amMark's just trying to do his best to keep it all within budget.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑06 Jan 2020, 8:45am
Now Mark's all "ooh, this is taking so long, I could be doing something else," and Dr. Camel rightfully wants to give him a shiner. Geez Louise, Mark, sorry that finding a mythical beast is taking more than a half hour of your time.
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I'm just thinking that Dr. Camel might be a bit too free and easy with the funds and it's been a point of contention with Mark. I feel like this isn't the first time they've had this conversation.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑06 Jan 2020, 11:18amKnow your place, Trail. You're not a beancounter, you're a smug Boomer killjoy.WestwayKid wrote: ↑06 Jan 2020, 11:14amMark's just trying to do his best to keep it all within budget.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑06 Jan 2020, 8:45am
Now Mark's all "ooh, this is taking so long, I could be doing something else," and Dr. Camel rightfully wants to give him a shiner. Geez Louise, Mark, sorry that finding a mythical beast is taking more than a half hour of your time.
"They don't think it be like it is, but it do." - Oscar Gamble
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Camel probably blew 75% of the expedition budget cleaning out Kathmandu's avocado toast supplies before setting out.WestwayKid wrote: ↑06 Jan 2020, 12:31pmI'm just thinking that Dr. Camel might be a bit too free and easy with the funds and it's been a point of contention with Mark. I feel like this isn't the first time they've had this conversation.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑06 Jan 2020, 11:18amKnow your place, Trail. You're not a beancounter, you're a smug Boomer killjoy.WestwayKid wrote: ↑06 Jan 2020, 11:14amMark's just trying to do his best to keep it all within budget.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑06 Jan 2020, 8:45am
Now Mark's all "ooh, this is taking so long, I could be doing something else," and Dr. Camel rightfully wants to give him a shiner. Geez Louise, Mark, sorry that finding a mythical beast is taking more than a half hour of your time.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft