Late stage capitalism

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Wolter wrote:
12 Jan 2020, 9:05am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
12 Jan 2020, 7:33am
Silent Majority wrote:
12 Jan 2020, 6:09am
It's fashionable to talk of guillotines in these situations, but I've got the guts to say this: firing squads would be much more efficient.
Counterpoint: Guillotines facilitates public display of heads on pikes. Sure, you could shoot them then decapitate, but a guillotine saves a step. That efficiency of labour would allow us all more time to ourselves.
Also. Let us never sacrifice artistry to the altar of efficiency.
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Kory wrote:
17 Jan 2020, 2:20pm
Wolter wrote:
12 Jan 2020, 9:05am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
12 Jan 2020, 7:33am
Silent Majority wrote:
12 Jan 2020, 6:09am
It's fashionable to talk of guillotines in these situations, but I've got the guts to say this: firing squads would be much more efficient.
Counterpoint: Guillotines facilitates public display of heads on pikes. Sure, you could shoot them then decapitate, but a guillotine saves a step. That efficiency of labour would allow us all more time to ourselves.
Also. Let us never sacrifice artistry to the altar of efficiency.
Lightpole hangings is the best of both worlds.
And if I did some digging, I'd see you have a financial interest in piano wire manufacturing, wouldn't I?
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Re: Late stage capitalism

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Jan 2020, 5:16pm
Kory wrote:
17 Jan 2020, 2:20pm
Wolter wrote:
12 Jan 2020, 9:05am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
12 Jan 2020, 7:33am
Silent Majority wrote:
12 Jan 2020, 6:09am
It's fashionable to talk of guillotines in these situations, but I've got the guts to say this: firing squads would be much more efficient.
Counterpoint: Guillotines facilitates public display of heads on pikes. Sure, you could shoot them then decapitate, but a guillotine saves a step. That efficiency of labour would allow us all more time to ourselves.
Also. Let us never sacrifice artistry to the altar of efficiency.
Lightpole hangings is the best of both worlds.
And if I did some digging, I'd see you have a financial interest in piano wire manufacturing, wouldn't I?
Piano wire futures are the future.
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Kory wrote:
17 Jan 2020, 7:30pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Jan 2020, 5:16pm
Kory wrote:
17 Jan 2020, 2:20pm
Wolter wrote:
12 Jan 2020, 9:05am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
12 Jan 2020, 7:33am


Counterpoint: Guillotines facilitates public display of heads on pikes. Sure, you could shoot them then decapitate, but a guillotine saves a step. That efficiency of labour would allow us all more time to ourselves.
Also. Let us never sacrifice artistry to the altar of efficiency.
Lightpole hangings is the best of both worlds.
And if I did some digging, I'd see you have a financial interest in piano wire manufacturing, wouldn't I?
Piano wire futures are the future.
"Dumbass." - Robert Moog
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Jan 2020, 7:54pm
Kory wrote:
17 Jan 2020, 7:30pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Jan 2020, 5:16pm
Kory wrote:
17 Jan 2020, 2:20pm
Wolter wrote:
12 Jan 2020, 9:05am


Also. Let us never sacrifice artistry to the altar of efficiency.
Lightpole hangings is the best of both worlds.
And if I did some digging, I'd see you have a financial interest in piano wire manufacturing, wouldn't I?
Piano wire futures are the future.
"Dumbass." - Robert Moog
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Kory wrote:
17 Jan 2020, 8:09pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Jan 2020, 7:54pm
Kory wrote:
17 Jan 2020, 7:30pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Jan 2020, 5:16pm
Kory wrote:
17 Jan 2020, 2:20pm


Lightpole hangings is the best of both worlds.
And if I did some digging, I'd see you have a financial interest in piano wire manufacturing, wouldn't I?
Piano wire futures are the future.
"Dumbass." - Robert Moog
Only one of us is alive.
"In the long run, we're all dead." - John Maynard Keynes
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Jan 2020, 8:26pm
Kory wrote:
17 Jan 2020, 8:09pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Jan 2020, 7:54pm
Kory wrote:
17 Jan 2020, 7:30pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Jan 2020, 5:16pm


And if I did some digging, I'd see you have a financial interest in piano wire manufacturing, wouldn't I?
Piano wire futures are the future.
"Dumbass." - Robert Moog
Only one of us is alive.
"In the long run, we're all dead." - John Maynard Keynes
Speak for yourself, John Maynard Korpse.
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Wolter wrote:
17 Jan 2020, 9:27pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Jan 2020, 8:26pm
Kory wrote:
17 Jan 2020, 8:09pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Jan 2020, 7:54pm
Kory wrote:
17 Jan 2020, 7:30pm


Piano wire futures are the future.
"Dumbass." - Robert Moog
Only one of us is alive.
"In the long run, we're all dead." - John Maynard Keynes
Speak for yourself, John Maynard Korpse.
In the afterlife. JMK is twirling a bike chain and waiting for you. Yeah, he's got time, he's got time.
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The fashion industry is just trolling us now:
https://tomandlorenzo.com/2020/01/paris ... ollection/
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Re: Late stage capitalism

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JennyB wrote:
24 Jan 2020, 11:34am
The fashion industry is just trolling us now:
https://tomandlorenzo.com/2020/01/paris ... ollection/
has an air of soft poetry and innocent romance.
Or impending deadlines and creatively bankrupt.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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JennyB wrote:
24 Jan 2020, 11:34am
The fashion industry is just trolling us now:
https://tomandlorenzo.com/2020/01/paris ... ollection/
That's gonna be a yikes from me, fam
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Come on Boeing.
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
20 Mar 2020, 11:14pm
Come on Boeing.
Ha! Beautiful.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Mar 2020, 6:37am
BostonBeaneater wrote:
20 Mar 2020, 11:14pm
Come on Boeing.
Ha! Beautiful.
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