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Re: Jeopardy

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Kory wrote:
17 Feb 2020, 4:47pm
tepista wrote:
15 Feb 2020, 1:30pm
Jeez, THREE contestants didn't know who shot Ronald Reagan. I guess if he was doing it for fame, he failed. Is this my cue to apply and cross my fingers that I don't get Opera or Bodies of Water?
How old were the contestants?
30s or 40s, I guess, but still. Jodie Foster was not impressed.
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Re: Jeopardy

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tepista wrote:
17 Feb 2020, 5:01pm
Kory wrote:
17 Feb 2020, 4:47pm
tepista wrote:
15 Feb 2020, 1:30pm
Jeez, THREE contestants didn't know who shot Ronald Reagan. I guess if he was doing it for fame, he failed. Is this my cue to apply and cross my fingers that I don't get Opera or Bodies of Water?
How old were the contestants?
30s or 40s, I guess, but still. Jodie Foster was not impressed.
Even I know who it was—it's just part of, I guess, pop culture at this point. If this was teen Jeopardy or whatever, I'd have believed it, but if you're in your 30s I think you should know that.
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Re: Jeopardy

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Kory wrote:
17 Feb 2020, 5:19pm
tepista wrote:
17 Feb 2020, 5:01pm
Kory wrote:
17 Feb 2020, 4:47pm
tepista wrote:
15 Feb 2020, 1:30pm
Jeez, THREE contestants didn't know who shot Ronald Reagan. I guess if he was doing it for fame, he failed. Is this my cue to apply and cross my fingers that I don't get Opera or Bodies of Water?
How old were the contestants?
30s or 40s, I guess, but still. Jodie Foster was not impressed.
Even I know who it was—it's just part of, I guess, pop culture at this point. If this was teen Jeopardy or whatever, I'd have believed it, but if you're in your 30s I think you should know that.
I wasn't alive when it happened but even I know John Wilkes Boothe killed Kennedy. :shifty:

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Re: Jeopardy

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Mimi wrote:
17 Feb 2020, 6:22pm
Kory wrote:
17 Feb 2020, 5:19pm
tepista wrote:
17 Feb 2020, 5:01pm
Kory wrote:
17 Feb 2020, 4:47pm
tepista wrote:
15 Feb 2020, 1:30pm
Jeez, THREE contestants didn't know who shot Ronald Reagan. I guess if he was doing it for fame, he failed. Is this my cue to apply and cross my fingers that I don't get Opera or Bodies of Water?
How old were the contestants?
30s or 40s, I guess, but still. Jodie Foster was not impressed.
Even I know who it was—it's just part of, I guess, pop culture at this point. If this was teen Jeopardy or whatever, I'd have believed it, but if you're in your 30s I think you should know that.
I wasn't alive when it happened but even I know John Wilkes Boothe killed Kennedy. :shifty:
I said that to Monkey Ass. and he pointed out that murder has a higher staying power than attemped, which made me think of this:

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*edit* Ha, I almost missed your joke! you sirhad sirhad me going there for a minute!
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No, but seriously. Aren't presidential assassinations / attempts taught in American history class?

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Mimi wrote:
17 Feb 2020, 6:55pm
No, but seriously. Aren't presidential assassinations / attempts taught in American history class?
I was in class when Regan got shot, they better teach it! 6th grade :)
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Mimi wrote:
17 Feb 2020, 6:55pm
No, but seriously. Aren't presidential assassinations / attempts taught in American history class?
As I recall, only the successful ones are taught.
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tepista wrote:
15 Feb 2020, 1:30pm
Jeez, THREE contestants didn't know who shot Ronald Reagan. I guess if he was doing it for fame, he failed. Is this my cue to apply and cross my fingers that I don't get Opera or Bodies of Water?
What about bodies in water :shifty:

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101Walterton wrote:
17 Feb 2020, 9:57pm
tepista wrote:
15 Feb 2020, 1:30pm
Jeez, THREE contestants didn't know who shot Ronald Reagan. I guess if he was doing it for fame, he failed. Is this my cue to apply and cross my fingers that I don't get Opera or Bodies of Water?
What about bodies in water :shifty:
i can name like...three?
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tepista wrote:
17 Feb 2020, 10:41pm
101Walterton wrote:
17 Feb 2020, 9:57pm
tepista wrote:
15 Feb 2020, 1:30pm
Jeez, THREE contestants didn't know who shot Ronald Reagan. I guess if he was doing it for fame, he failed. Is this my cue to apply and cross my fingers that I don't get Opera or Bodies of Water?
What about bodies in water :shifty:
i can name like...three?
Natalie Wood, Dennis Wilson, Brian Jones.
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Re: Jeopardy

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Feb 2020, 10:59pm
tepista wrote:
17 Feb 2020, 10:41pm
101Walterton wrote:
17 Feb 2020, 9:57pm
tepista wrote:
15 Feb 2020, 1:30pm
Jeez, THREE contestants didn't know who shot Ronald Reagan. I guess if he was doing it for fame, he failed. Is this my cue to apply and cross my fingers that I don't get Opera or Bodies of Water?
What about bodies in water :shifty:
i can name like...three?
Natalie Wood, Dennis Wilson, Brian Jones.
Q; What kind of wood doesn't float?
A: Natalie
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Re: Jeopardy

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tepista wrote:
18 Feb 2020, 12:37pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Feb 2020, 10:59pm
tepista wrote:
17 Feb 2020, 10:41pm
101Walterton wrote:
17 Feb 2020, 9:57pm
tepista wrote:
15 Feb 2020, 1:30pm
Jeez, THREE contestants didn't know who shot Ronald Reagan. I guess if he was doing it for fame, he failed. Is this my cue to apply and cross my fingers that I don't get Opera or Bodies of Water?
What about bodies in water :shifty:
i can name like...three?
Natalie Wood, Dennis Wilson, Brian Jones.
Q; What kind of wood doesn't float?
A: Natalie
HAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm going to hell for laughing at that.

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Re: Jeopardy

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Mimi wrote:
18 Feb 2020, 1:31pm
tepista wrote:
18 Feb 2020, 12:37pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Feb 2020, 10:59pm
tepista wrote:
17 Feb 2020, 10:41pm
101Walterton wrote:
17 Feb 2020, 9:57pm


What about bodies in water :shifty:
i can name like...three?
Natalie Wood, Dennis Wilson, Brian Jones.
Q; What kind of wood doesn't float?
A: Natalie
HAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm going to hell for laughing at that.
Old joke but still good.
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Re: Jeopardy

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Jenny, they're fucking taunting you
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tepista wrote:
23 Mar 2020, 10:53pm
Jenny, they're fucking taunting youclashpardy.jpg
My friend Stuart texted me that yesterday saying "missed it by that much."
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