matedog wrote: ↑26 Feb 2020, 4:38pmThese are all valid points.“Why is everyone laughing? I suggested a new chord progression and half-time vibe for the second verse, and even tweaked the lyrics of the chorus so that it rhymes better,” recounted Reynolds, as bandmates spit beer out of their noses in laughter. “None of you motherfuckers would’ve thought to rhyme ‘low life’ with ‘glow light’. Fine, technically it doesn’t rhyme, but Ricky sings like there are marbles in his mouth anyways, so who gives a shit?”
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Yup. Arrangement is songwriting if you're in a band.matedog wrote: ↑26 Feb 2020, 4:38pmThese are all valid points.“Why is everyone laughing? I suggested a new chord progression and half-time vibe for the second verse, and even tweaked the lyrics of the chorus so that it rhymes better,” recounted Reynolds, as bandmates spit beer out of their noses in laughter. “None of you motherfuckers would’ve thought to rhyme ‘low life’ with ‘glow light’. Fine, technically it doesn’t rhyme, but Ricky sings like there are marbles in his mouth anyways, so who gives a shit?”
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Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
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It was a Pearl.
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Hoping this is the lars drum pun.Heston wrote: ↑11 Apr 2020, 5:57pmIt was a Pearl.
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I think you floored Tom with your rudimentary pun.
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Did you copy and Paiste that?101Walterton wrote: ↑11 Apr 2020, 6:50pmI think you floored Tom with your rudimentary pun.
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I play the long game.