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matedog wrote:
26 Feb 2020, 4:38pm
“Why is everyone laughing? I suggested a new chord progression and half-time vibe for the second verse, and even tweaked the lyrics of the chorus so that it rhymes better,” recounted Reynolds, as bandmates spit beer out of their noses in laughter. “None of you motherfuckers would’ve thought to rhyme ‘low life’ with ‘glow light’. Fine, technically it doesn’t rhyme, but Ricky sings like there are marbles in his mouth anyways, so who gives a shit?”
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Counterpoint: He's the drummer.
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matedog wrote:
26 Feb 2020, 4:38pm
“Why is everyone laughing? I suggested a new chord progression and half-time vibe for the second verse, and even tweaked the lyrics of the chorus so that it rhymes better,” recounted Reynolds, as bandmates spit beer out of their noses in laughter. “None of you motherfuckers would’ve thought to rhyme ‘low life’ with ‘glow light’. Fine, technically it doesn’t rhyme, but Ricky sings like there are marbles in his mouth anyways, so who gives a shit?”
These are all valid points.
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Flex wrote:
19 Mar 2020, 8:37pm
Just don't tell Terry Bozzio that.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Heston wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 8:23am
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This joke could floor Tom.
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Marky Dread wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 1:00pm
Heston wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 8:23am
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This joke could floor Tom.
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Fucks sake.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Heston wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 1:31pm
Marky Dread wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 1:00pm
Heston wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 8:23am
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This joke could floor Tom.
:mrgreen:

Fucks sake.
Top pun Marky snared it!!

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Re: Drummer joke

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101Walterton wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 5:35pm
Heston wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 1:31pm
Marky Dread wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 1:00pm
Heston wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 8:23am
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This joke could floor Tom.
:mrgreen:

Fucks sake.
Top pun Marky snared it!!
It was a Pearl.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Heston wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 5:57pm
101Walterton wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 5:35pm
Heston wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 1:31pm
Marky Dread wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 1:00pm
Heston wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 8:23am
perc.jpg
This joke could floor Tom.
:mrgreen:

Fucks sake.
Top pun Marky snared it!!
It was a Pearl.
Hoping this is the lars drum pun.

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BitterTom wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 6:07pm
Heston wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 5:57pm
101Walterton wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 5:35pm
Heston wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 1:31pm
Marky Dread wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 1:00pm


This joke could floor Tom.
:mrgreen:

Fucks sake.
Top pun Marky snared it!!
It was a Pearl.
Hoping this is the lars drum pun.
We are on a roll

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Re: Drummer joke

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BitterTom wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 6:07pm
Heston wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 5:57pm
101Walterton wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 5:35pm
Heston wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 1:31pm
Marky Dread wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 1:00pm


This joke could floor Tom.
:mrgreen:

Fucks sake.
Top pun Marky snared it!!
It was a Pearl.
Hoping this is the lars drum pun.
Oh Tom Tom!
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Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty


We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.

"Without the common people you're nothing"

Nos Sumus Una Familia

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Re: Drummer joke

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Marky Dread wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 6:29pm
BitterTom wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 6:07pm
Heston wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 5:57pm
101Walterton wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 5:35pm
Heston wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 1:31pm


:mrgreen:

Fucks sake.
Top pun Marky snared it!!
It was a Pearl.
Hoping this is the lars drum pun.
Oh Tom Tom!
I think you floored Tom with your rudimentary pun.

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Re: Drummer joke

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101Walterton wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 6:50pm
Marky Dread wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 6:29pm
BitterTom wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 6:07pm
Heston wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 5:57pm
101Walterton wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 5:35pm


Top pun Marky snared it!!
It was a Pearl.
Hoping this is the lars drum pun.
Oh Tom Tom!
I think you floored Tom with your rudimentary pun.
Did you copy and Paiste that?
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Re: Drummer joke

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101Walterton wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 6:10pm
BitterTom wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 6:07pm
Heston wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 5:57pm
101Walterton wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 5:35pm
Heston wrote:
11 Apr 2020, 1:31pm


:mrgreen:

Fucks sake.
Top pun Marky snared it!!
It was a Pearl.
Hoping this is the lars drum pun.
We are on a roll
I play the long game.
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