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Thanks everyone! Except Wolt and Jenny B (per fb). Wife took the kid and gave me a few hours of alone time to mow the lawn and play the drums. Haven’t had time to myself in months.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Hoy es tu cumpleaños, Hoy!
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
09 May 2020, 11:28am
Maternal grandfather, I assume? It almost always comes thru the mother's line. My mother's brother was bald and while my brother has escaped it, two of four nephews (all from my sisters) are in the same boat.
I read that this was, for lack of a more appropriate term, an old wive's tale. I hope it is actually true, because my mom's dad had a good head and my dad and his dad do not.
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Kory wrote:
09 May 2020, 4:11pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
09 May 2020, 11:28am
Maternal grandfather, I assume? It almost always comes thru the mother's line. My mother's brother was bald and while my brother has escaped it, two of four nephews (all from my sisters) are in the same boat.
I read that this was, for lack of a more appropriate term, an old wive's tale. I hope it is actually true, because my mom's dad had a good head and my dad and his dad do not.
I recall reading a few years back that something like 95% of hereditary baldness goes thru the mother's side. Anecdotally, in my experience, it plays, too.
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Happy birthday Andrew.

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
09 May 2020, 4:15pm
Kory wrote:
09 May 2020, 4:11pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
09 May 2020, 11:28am
Maternal grandfather, I assume? It almost always comes thru the mother's line. My mother's brother was bald and while my brother has escaped it, two of four nephews (all from my sisters) are in the same boat.
I read that this was, for lack of a more appropriate term, an old wive's tale. I hope it is actually true, because my mom's dad had a good head and my dad and his dad do not.
I recall reading a few years back that something like 95% of hereditary baldness goes thru the mother's side. Anecdotally, in my experience, it plays, too.
Nah old wives tale.

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Happy birthday paint the town red 🍺🍺 👩‍🦰

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101Walterton wrote:
09 May 2020, 6:13pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
09 May 2020, 4:15pm
Kory wrote:
09 May 2020, 4:11pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
09 May 2020, 11:28am
Maternal grandfather, I assume? It almost always comes thru the mother's line. My mother's brother was bald and while my brother has escaped it, two of four nephews (all from my sisters) are in the same boat.
I read that this was, for lack of a more appropriate term, an old wive's tale. I hope it is actually true, because my mom's dad had a good head and my dad and his dad do not.
I recall reading a few years back that something like 95% of hereditary baldness goes thru the mother's side. Anecdotally, in my experience, it plays, too.
Nah old wives tale.
If we don't stand up for old wives, the misogynists win!
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Olaf wrote:
09 May 2020, 9:56am
...MATEY!!! Bruce wünscht Alles Gute zum Geburtstag!
I like when chicks go to shows and wear shorts form bands better than the one they're seeing!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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Well Andrew, it's that special time of year again. And as is only fitting and proper, you are strongly encouraged to, once again, watch this - the Greatest Music Video Ever:
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tepista wrote:
09 May 2020, 6:52pm
Olaf wrote:
09 May 2020, 9:56am
...MATEY!!! Bruce wünscht Alles Gute zum Geburtstag!
I like when chicks go to shows and wear shorts form bands better than the one they're seeing!
Jessica is pretty hot actually.
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?

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Happy belated birthday, my friend! Hope it was a wonderful day!!
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Olaf wrote:
10 May 2020, 5:18am
tepista wrote:
09 May 2020, 6:52pm
Olaf wrote:
09 May 2020, 9:56am
...MATEY!!! Bruce wünscht Alles Gute zum Geburtstag!
I like when chicks go to shows and wear shorts form bands better than the one they're seeing!
Jessica is pretty hot actually.
i meant to say SHIRTS, not shorts. Is that someone famous?
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tepista wrote:
10 May 2020, 10:51am
Olaf wrote:
10 May 2020, 5:18am
tepista wrote:
09 May 2020, 6:52pm
Olaf wrote:
09 May 2020, 9:56am
...MATEY!!! Bruce wünscht Alles Gute zum Geburtstag!
I like when chicks go to shows and wear shorts form bands better than the one they're seeing!
Jessica is pretty hot actually.
i meant to say SHIRTS, not shorts. Is that someone famous?
I Iike the idea of band shorts. I presume the band name would be emblazoned on the ass.

Not what I was envisioning... :shifty:
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tepista wrote:
10 May 2020, 10:51am
Olaf wrote:
10 May 2020, 5:18am
tepista wrote:
09 May 2020, 6:52pm
Olaf wrote:
09 May 2020, 9:56am
...MATEY!!! Bruce wünscht Alles Gute zum Geburtstag!
I like when chicks go to shows and wear shorts form bands better than the one they're seeing!
Jessica is pretty hot actually.
i meant to say SHIRTS, not shorts. Is that someone famous?
I don't think so.
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?

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