The KISS thread

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Heston wrote:
25 May 2020, 8:30am
This thread would be about two pages long if I only entered it sober.
And, at best, 1% of the humour.
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Re: The KISS thread

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101Walterton wrote:
24 May 2020, 10:13pm
Hello?
Hello?
What is this strange room I’ve never been in here before
Who are these scarey clowns
Hello?
It's only the second biggest KISS resource on the internet, after the KISS Army forum.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Heston wrote:
25 May 2020, 10:32am
101Walterton wrote:
24 May 2020, 10:13pm
Hello?
Hello?
What is this strange room I’ve never been in here before
Who are these scarey clowns
Hello?
It's only the second biggest KISS resource on the internet, after the KISS Army forum.
Every thread is a KISS thread now.
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Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty


We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.

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Nos Sumus Una Familia

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Re: The KISS thread

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Here you go Heston.
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Re: The KISS thread

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Wolter wrote:
26 May 2020, 11:17am
Here you go Heston.
:lol: :lol:

I'm the only person on here who could possibly get that.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Re: The KISS thread

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Heston wrote:
26 May 2020, 7:31pm
Wolter wrote:
26 May 2020, 11:17am
Here you go Heston.
:lol: :lol:

I'm the only person on here who could possibly get that.
No, I think most people understand that Peter Criss put out a shitty solo record with questionable lyrics. I mean, there are ten years olds in Bolivia who know that.
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Re: The KISS thread

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 May 2020, 7:34pm
Heston wrote:
26 May 2020, 7:31pm
Wolter wrote:
26 May 2020, 11:17am
Here you go Heston.
:lol: :lol:

I'm the only person on here who could possibly get that.
No, I think most people understand that Peter Criss put out a shitty solo record with questionable lyrics. I mean, there are ten years olds in Bolivia who know that.
Yeah, but who knows it had a song called That's the Kind of Sugar Papa likes?
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Re: The KISS thread

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Heston wrote:
26 May 2020, 7:45pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 May 2020, 7:34pm
Heston wrote:
26 May 2020, 7:31pm
Wolter wrote:
26 May 2020, 11:17am
Here you go Heston.
:lol: :lol:

I'm the only person on here who could possibly get that.
No, I think most people understand that Peter Criss put out a shitty solo record with questionable lyrics. I mean, there are ten years olds in Bolivia who know that.
Yeah, but who knows it had a song called That's the Kind of Sugar Papa likes?
Because that's the subtext of most every KISS and KISS-related song. Their poetic muse was never all that diverse.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 May 2020, 7:34pm
Heston wrote:
26 May 2020, 7:31pm
Wolter wrote:
26 May 2020, 11:17am
Here you go Heston.
:lol: :lol:

I'm the only person on here who could possibly get that.
No, I think most people understand that Peter Criss put out a shitty solo record with questionable lyrics. I mean, there are ten years olds in Bolivia who know that.
Hello,

In fact, several songs are about ten-year-olds in Bolivia.

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gkbill wrote:
26 May 2020, 11:36pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 May 2020, 7:34pm
Heston wrote:
26 May 2020, 7:31pm
Wolter wrote:
26 May 2020, 11:17am
Here you go Heston.
:lol: :lol:

I'm the only person on here who could possibly get that.
No, I think most people understand that Peter Criss put out a shitty solo record with questionable lyrics. I mean, there are ten years olds in Bolivia who know that.
Hello,

In fact, several songs are about ten-year-olds in Bolivia.
(A) I could believe this. (B) They'd almost certainly be Gene songs.
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Heston wrote:
26 May 2020, 7:45pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 May 2020, 7:34pm
Heston wrote:
26 May 2020, 7:31pm
Wolter wrote:
26 May 2020, 11:17am
Here you go Heston.
:lol: :lol:

I'm the only person on here who could possibly get that.
No, I think most people understand that Peter Criss put out a shitty solo record with questionable lyrics. I mean, there are ten years olds in Bolivia who know that.
Yeah, but who knows it had a song called That's the Kind of Sugar Papa likes?
It's common knowledge among Serengeti wildlife. The meerkats hardly talk about anything else.
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?

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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Re: The KISS thread

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There was two Kulicks, was he the Elder?
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Re: The KISS thread

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Heston wrote:
31 May 2020, 6:54am
There was two Kulicks, was he the Elder?
Nice. :lol:
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Re: The KISS thread

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
31 May 2020, 7:33am
Heston wrote:
31 May 2020, 6:54am
There was two Kulicks, was he the Elder?
Nice. :lol:
I now have vast experience of fielding your deliveries.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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