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The Boss is on a video meeting right now that I can overhear. Stuff about planning amidst the pandemic. One guy said that he understands that the Chinese have a word that means both crisis and opportunity. So, duh, what do I want to scream out?
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 May 2020, 3:11pm
The Boss is on a video meeting right now that I can overhear. Stuff about planning amidst the pandemic. One guy said that he understands that the Chinese have a word that means both crisis and opportunity. So, duh, what do I want to scream out?
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(I did not scream it out.)
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Kory wrote:
22 May 2020, 5:05pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 May 2020, 3:11pm
The Boss is on a video meeting right now that I can overhear. Stuff about planning amidst the pandemic. One guy said that he understands that the Chinese have a word that means both crisis and opportunity. So, duh, what do I want to scream out?
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(I did not scream it out.)
Life just sets you up sometimes. It's a shame you didn't do it.
It's going in my big book of regrets, even tho I know it was better to stay quiet.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 May 2020, 5:15pm
Kory wrote:
22 May 2020, 5:05pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 May 2020, 3:11pm
The Boss is on a video meeting right now that I can overhear. Stuff about planning amidst the pandemic. One guy said that he understands that the Chinese have a word that means both crisis and opportunity. So, duh, what do I want to scream out?
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(I did not scream it out.)
Life just sets you up sometimes. It's a shame you didn't do it.
It's going in my big book of regrets, even tho I know it was better to stay quiet.
Yeah if it's your own meeting cool but not someone else's.

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revbob wrote:
22 May 2020, 5:52pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 May 2020, 5:15pm
Kory wrote:
22 May 2020, 5:05pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 May 2020, 3:11pm
The Boss is on a video meeting right now that I can overhear. Stuff about planning amidst the pandemic. One guy said that he understands that the Chinese have a word that means both crisis and opportunity. So, duh, what do I want to scream out?
Image

(I did not scream it out.)
Life just sets you up sometimes. It's a shame you didn't do it.
It's going in my big book of regrets, even tho I know it was better to stay quiet.
Yeah if it's your own meeting cool but not someone else's.
Sometimes it's worth it to torpedo your relationships for a well-timed joke.
"Suck our Earth dick, Martians!" —Doc

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Kory wrote:
22 May 2020, 5:59pm
revbob wrote:
22 May 2020, 5:52pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 May 2020, 5:15pm
Kory wrote:
22 May 2020, 5:05pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 May 2020, 3:11pm
The Boss is on a video meeting right now that I can overhear. Stuff about planning amidst the pandemic. One guy said that he understands that the Chinese have a word that means both crisis and opportunity. So, duh, what do I want to scream out?
Image

(I did not scream it out.)
Life just sets you up sometimes. It's a shame you didn't do it.
It's going in my big book of regrets, even tho I know it was better to stay quiet.
Yeah if it's your own meeting cool but not someone else's.
Sometimes it's worth it to torpedo your relationships for a well-timed joke.
Lord knows Ive tried...inadvertently.

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revbob wrote:
22 May 2020, 6:07pm
Kory wrote:
22 May 2020, 5:59pm
revbob wrote:
22 May 2020, 5:52pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 May 2020, 5:15pm
Kory wrote:
22 May 2020, 5:05pm


Life just sets you up sometimes. It's a shame you didn't do it.
It's going in my big book of regrets, even tho I know it was better to stay quiet.
Yeah if it's your own meeting cool but not someone else's.
Sometimes it's worth it to torpedo your relationships for a well-timed joke.
Lord knows Ive tried...inadvertently.
After 25+ years, I may have to concede that she's too damned tolerant for her own good.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 May 2020, 6:33pm
revbob wrote:
22 May 2020, 6:07pm
Kory wrote:
22 May 2020, 5:59pm
revbob wrote:
22 May 2020, 5:52pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 May 2020, 5:15pm


It's going in my big book of regrets, even tho I know it was better to stay quiet.
Yeah if it's your own meeting cool but not someone else's.
Sometimes it's worth it to torpedo your relationships for a well-timed joke.
Lord knows Ive tried...inadvertently.
After 25+ years, I may have to concede that she's too damned tolerant for her own good.
Oh hell Id have kicked your ass to the curb ages ago. :shifty:

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revbob wrote:
22 May 2020, 6:37pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 May 2020, 6:33pm
revbob wrote:
22 May 2020, 6:07pm
Kory wrote:
22 May 2020, 5:59pm
revbob wrote:
22 May 2020, 5:52pm


Yeah if it's your own meeting cool but not someone else's.
Sometimes it's worth it to torpedo your relationships for a well-timed joke.
Lord knows Ive tried...inadvertently.
After 25+ years, I may have to concede that she's too damned tolerant for her own good.
Oh hell Id have kicked your ass to the curb ages ago. :shifty:
I should hope so!
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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I'm glad they didn't go with #3. How out of character that would have been.
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