The Mark Trail Thread of Punching Justice and Smug Life Lessons
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Re: The Mark Trail Thread of Punching Justice and Smug Life Lessons
The only thing that might save this is if in panel 1 Mark is exasperated. Okay, dumb fuck, for the last time: Andy can catch familiar scents and follow them! Why can't you understand this, you mouthbreathing halfwit?
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Re: The Mark Trail Thread of Punching Justice and Smug Life Lessons
Let the bloodletting beginDr. Medulla wrote: ↑18 Jun 2020, 8:27am
The only thing that might save this is if in panel 1 Mark is exasperated. Okay, dumb fuck, for the last time: Andy can catch familiar scents and follow them! Why can't you understand this, you mouthbreathing halfwit?
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lol, good commentary, guys.
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Rusty, having gouged out his own eyes in a masturbation experiment gone awry, knows it's Andy because he, too, is relying on scent. Nature's an amazing thing!
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There better be something good starting on Monday, smugglers or illegal pot farms or something.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑19 Jun 2020, 11:59am
Rusty, having gouged out his own eyes in a masturbation experiment gone awry, knows it's Andy because he, too, is relying on scent. Nature's an amazing thing!
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There seemed to be a bear following Andy in the last few days. Maybe it'll destroy the Branch Trailvidian Compound.revbob wrote: ↑19 Jun 2020, 1:20pmThere better be something good starting on Monday, smugglers or illegal pot farms or something.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑19 Jun 2020, 11:59am
Rusty, having gouged out his own eyes in a masturbation experiment gone awry, knows it's Andy because he, too, is relying on scent. Nature's an amazing thing!
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Mark's freaky sexy talk is disturbing to most, but, hey, it clearly gets Cherry's motor running.
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I thought she was just crossing her legs because she needed to pee really bad and Mark wouldn't shut up and the last time she tried to excuse herself during one his irrelavent wildlife sermons she "fell down the stairs".Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑21 Jun 2020, 7:58am
Mark's freaky sexy talk is disturbing to most, but, hey, it clearly gets Cherry's motor running.
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She definitely wants Mark's oxpecker to remove larv … no, I won't type the rest of that.revbob wrote: ↑21 Jun 2020, 9:32amI thought she was just crossing her legs because she needed to pee really bad and Mark wouldn't shut up and the last time she tried to excuse herself during one his irrelavent wildlife sermons she "fell down the stairs".Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑21 Jun 2020, 7:58am
Mark's freaky sexy talk is disturbing to most, but, hey, it clearly gets Cherry's motor running.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Also, Mark looks lile a freakish plastic surgery patient in that first panel.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑21 Jun 2020, 9:44amShe definitely wants Mark's oxpecker to remove larv … no, I won't type the rest of that.revbob wrote: ↑21 Jun 2020, 9:32amI thought she was just crossing her legs because she needed to pee really bad and Mark wouldn't shut up and the last time she tried to excuse herself during one his irrelavent wildlife sermons she "fell down the stairs".Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑21 Jun 2020, 7:58am
Mark's freaky sexy talk is disturbing to most, but, hey, it clearly gets Cherry's motor running.
Re: The Mark Trail Thread of Punching Justice and Smug Life Lessons
I like the bloodthirsty oxpecker. That bird on the left looks wrong though. Like a bird/bat mutation.
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?
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1. The Andy's-run-away-from-home story is done—wahoo!
2. Mark's going to Hollywood, baby! Jon Hamm's gotta play Mark.
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White nose syndrome means something else in Hollywood. They may not be as excited when Mark explains it to them.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑22 Jun 2020, 8:27am
1. The Andy's-run-away-from-home story is done—wahoo!
2. Mark's going to Hollywood, baby! Jon Hamm's gotta play Mark.
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Mark'll be confused by all the coke freaks like Oliver Stone who think his talk about Argentinian hummingbirds is code for exotic dope.revbob wrote: ↑22 Jun 2020, 8:48amWhite nose syndrome means something else in Hollywood. They may not be as excited when Mark explains it to them.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑22 Jun 2020, 8:27am
1. The Andy's-run-away-from-home story is done—wahoo!
2. Mark's going to Hollywood, baby! Jon Hamm's gotta play Mark.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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That film probably sounds better in theory. Like the Yeti expedition.
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