The Mark Trail Thread of Punching Justice and Smug Life Lessons

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The only thing that might save this is if in panel 1 Mark is exasperated. Okay, dumb fuck, for the last time: Andy can catch familiar scents and follow them! Why can't you understand this, you mouthbreathing halfwit?
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
18 Jun 2020, 8:27am
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The only thing that might save this is if in panel 1 Mark is exasperated. Okay, dumb fuck, for the last time: Andy can catch familiar scents and follow them! Why can't you understand this, you mouthbreathing halfwit?
Let the bloodletting begin

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lol, good commentary, guys.
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Rusty, having gouged out his own eyes in a masturbation experiment gone awry, knows it's Andy because he, too, is relying on scent. Nature's an amazing thing!
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19 Jun 2020, 11:59am
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Rusty, having gouged out his own eyes in a masturbation experiment gone awry, knows it's Andy because he, too, is relying on scent. Nature's an amazing thing!
There better be something good starting on Monday, smugglers or illegal pot farms or something.

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revbob wrote:
19 Jun 2020, 1:20pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Jun 2020, 11:59am
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Rusty, having gouged out his own eyes in a masturbation experiment gone awry, knows it's Andy because he, too, is relying on scent. Nature's an amazing thing!
There better be something good starting on Monday, smugglers or illegal pot farms or something.
There seemed to be a bear following Andy in the last few days. Maybe it'll destroy the Branch Trailvidian Compound.
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Mark's freaky sexy talk is disturbing to most, but, hey, it clearly gets Cherry's motor running.
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Mark's freaky sexy talk is disturbing to most, but, hey, it clearly gets Cherry's motor running.
I thought she was just crossing her legs because she needed to pee really bad and Mark wouldn't shut up and the last time she tried to excuse herself during one his irrelavent wildlife sermons she "fell down the stairs".

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revbob wrote:
21 Jun 2020, 9:32am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Jun 2020, 7:58am
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Mark's freaky sexy talk is disturbing to most, but, hey, it clearly gets Cherry's motor running.
I thought she was just crossing her legs because she needed to pee really bad and Mark wouldn't shut up and the last time she tried to excuse herself during one his irrelavent wildlife sermons she "fell down the stairs".
She definitely wants Mark's oxpecker to remove larv … no, I won't type the rest of that.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Jun 2020, 9:44am
revbob wrote:
21 Jun 2020, 9:32am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Jun 2020, 7:58am
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Mark's freaky sexy talk is disturbing to most, but, hey, it clearly gets Cherry's motor running.
I thought she was just crossing her legs because she needed to pee really bad and Mark wouldn't shut up and the last time she tried to excuse herself during one his irrelavent wildlife sermons she "fell down the stairs".
She definitely wants Mark's oxpecker to remove larv … no, I won't type the rest of that.
Also, Mark looks lile a freakish plastic surgery patient in that first panel.

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I like the bloodthirsty oxpecker. That bird on the left looks wrong though. Like a bird/bat mutation.
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?

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1. The Andy's-run-away-from-home story is done—wahoo!
2. Mark's going to Hollywood, baby! Jon Hamm's gotta play Mark.
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22 Jun 2020, 8:27am
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1. The Andy's-run-away-from-home story is done—wahoo!
2. Mark's going to Hollywood, baby! Jon Hamm's gotta play Mark.
White nose syndrome means something else in Hollywood. They may not be as excited when Mark explains it to them.

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revbob wrote:
22 Jun 2020, 8:48am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Jun 2020, 8:27am
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1. The Andy's-run-away-from-home story is done—wahoo!
2. Mark's going to Hollywood, baby! Jon Hamm's gotta play Mark.
White nose syndrome means something else in Hollywood. They may not be as excited when Mark explains it to them.
Mark'll be confused by all the coke freaks like Oliver Stone who think his talk about Argentinian hummingbirds is code for exotic dope.
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That film probably sounds better in theory. Like the Yeti expedition.
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?

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