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Flex wrote:
29 Jul 2020, 12:06pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Jul 2020, 11:30am
If it means a high draft pick, tank the rest of these games.
Are the draft picks also contingent on the season making it to Sept. 1 like it is with the luxury tax reset?
Not a clue, tho I figure it can't hurt to tank.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Jul 2020, 12:13pm
Flex wrote:
29 Jul 2020, 12:06pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Jul 2020, 11:30am
If it means a high draft pick, tank the rest of these games.
Are the draft picks also contingent on the season making it to Sept. 1 like it is with the luxury tax reset?
Not a clue, tho I figure it can't hurt to tank.
Weirdest draft ever next tear when you pick players that haven't played since 2019
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Probably more appropriate in the death thread but I thought more folks would know Johnny Mac here. RIP and apologize to Billy Buck in heaven.

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BostonBeaneater wrote:
29 Jul 2020, 3:55pm
Probably more appropriate in the death thread but I thought more folks would know Johnny Mac here. RIP and apologize to Billy Buck in heaven.

Very cool.

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BostonBeaneater wrote:
29 Jul 2020, 3:55pm
Probably more appropriate in the death thread but I thought more folks would know Johnny Mac here. RIP and apologize to Billy Buck in heaven.

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RIP. Yes cool, but what's the alternative, you guys wait here and we'll bring a doggie bag? I'd like to hear a list of managers who did that.
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tepista wrote:
29 Jul 2020, 4:24pm
RIP. Yes cool, but what's the alternative, you guys wait here and we'll bring a doggie bag? I'd like to hear a list of managers who did that.
Hmm, who was the BoSox manager at the time?

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Not Johnny Mac's (or Billy Buck's) fault that Schiraldi and Stanley decided to offer up one of the greatest choke jobs in baseball history. 2003 was on Little; 1986 was not on JM.
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Things continue to spiral down the shitter

https://theathletic.com/1963280/2020/07 ... tests/?amp

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revbob wrote:
30 Jul 2020, 5:08pm
Things continue to spiral down the shitter

https://theathletic.com/1963280/2020/07 ... tests/?amp
Just cancel the East
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Joe West gets racked in the fuckin face ona backswing, but maybe its a hoax
https://www.bleachernation.com/cubs/202 ... -by-a-bat/
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tepista wrote:
30 Jul 2020, 5:42pm
Joe West gets racked in the fuckin face ona backswing, but maybe its a hoax
https://www.bleachernation.com/cubs/202 ... -by-a-bat/
Good thing he was wearing a mask.

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revbob wrote:
30 Jul 2020, 6:09pm
tepista wrote:
30 Jul 2020, 5:42pm
Joe West gets racked in the fuckin face ona backswing, but maybe its a hoax
https://www.bleachernation.com/cubs/202 ... -by-a-bat/
Good thing he was wearing a mask.
Damn, I wanted to make a joke but after seeing the clip, no, even a fat blowhard doesn't deserve that.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 Jul 2020, 6:25pm
revbob wrote:
30 Jul 2020, 6:09pm
tepista wrote:
30 Jul 2020, 5:42pm
Joe West gets racked in the fuckin face ona backswing, but maybe its a hoax
https://www.bleachernation.com/cubs/202 ... -by-a-bat/
Good thing he was wearing a mask.
Damn, I wanted to make a joke but after seeing the clip, no, even a fat blowhard doesn't deserve that.
Ugh, what's with you and monkey assistant, all the sudden everyone loves Joe West and the Astros!
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tepista wrote:
30 Jul 2020, 6:34pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 Jul 2020, 6:25pm
revbob wrote:
30 Jul 2020, 6:09pm
tepista wrote:
30 Jul 2020, 5:42pm
Joe West gets racked in the fuckin face ona backswing, but maybe its a hoax
https://www.bleachernation.com/cubs/202 ... -by-a-bat/
Good thing he was wearing a mask.
Damn, I wanted to make a joke but after seeing the clip, no, even a fat blowhard doesn't deserve that.
Ugh, what's with you and monkey assistant, all the sudden everyone loves Joe West and the Astros!
COVID, man. It, like, just makes you think and shit.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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