Im just kidding of course. But all this Squeeze talk could be in the Cricket or the Windy Association threads and would make just as much sense to me.Mimi wrote: ↑08 Jul 2020, 11:28amNOOOOO!! I'm just as confused as you are.revbob wrote: ↑08 Jul 2020, 11:27amNow everyone is just making fun of me.Mimi wrote: ↑08 Jul 2020, 11:24amDo you feel like you're on the Wrong Side of the Moon?revbob wrote: ↑08 Jul 2020, 10:33amIm so confused.Silent Majority wrote: ↑08 Jul 2020, 10:13amIf I were 5% more of a jerk, I'd post the title of an imaginary Squeeze song, as though playing the pun game.
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my taxi driver today was called Pete Howard
when i saw his name badge , all i could hear in my head was Strummer saying "On the drums Mr Pete Howard!"
i mean my head is full of random bootleg stange banter at the best of times anyway
i realised i was smiling , so i explained "you've got the the same name as my favourite drummer" who's that then? "Clash drummer!"
if he goes home and googles clash drummer undoubtedly the search results will say topper maybe terry and he will think i'm a lunatic
thank you that is all
when i saw his name badge , all i could hear in my head was Strummer saying "On the drums Mr Pete Howard!"
i mean my head is full of random bootleg stange banter at the best of times anyway
i realised i was smiling , so i explained "you've got the the same name as my favourite drummer" who's that then? "Clash drummer!"
if he goes home and googles clash drummer undoubtedly the search results will say topper maybe terry and he will think i'm a lunatic
thank you that is all
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10 years later:
Hoydulla - 3 pages
Gutterdog - 5 pages
Hoymaas - 2 pages
Floy - 5 pages
Hoypista -3 pages
Wolston - 16 pages(!)
Hoyston - 57 pages
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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A 200% gain in our agreements. If it were a stock, I'd say sell.
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This is great!!!!Tim Bucknall wrote: ↑08 Jul 2020, 11:41ammy taxi driver today was called Pete Howard
when i saw his name badge , all i could hear in my head was Strummer saying "On the drums Mr Pete Howard!"
i mean my head is full of random bootleg stange banter at the best of times anyway
i realised i was smiling , so i explained "you've got the the same name as my favourite drummer" who's that then? "Clash drummer!"
if he goes home and googles clash drummer undoubtedly the search results will say topper maybe terry and he will think i'm a lunatic
thank you that is all
Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty
We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.
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Tim Bucknall wrote: ↑08 Jul 2020, 11:41ammy taxi driver today was called Pete Howard
when i saw his name badge , all i could hear in my head was Strummer saying "On the drums Mr Pete Howard!"
i mean my head is full of random bootleg stange banter at the best of times anyway
i realised i was smiling , so i explained "you've got the the same name as my favourite drummer" who's that then? "Clash drummer!"
if he goes home and googles clash drummer undoubtedly the search results will say topper maybe terry and he will think i'm a lunatic
thank you that is all
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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You know what terms I miss? "Stiffy" and "cut the cheese." You just don't hear those anymore.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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Nobody ever refers to pokey nipples as high beams, either.
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So I've agreed with you once in the last 10 years?
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
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But for three pages!
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Maybe it was a long agreement.Kory wrote: ↑21 Jul 2020, 2:40pmBut for three pages!
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
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A friend (not Hoy despite the thumbs up) sent me this from Maine.
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Halloween candy in July?