I've learned from the Trump experience that morons aren't playing 13-dimensional chess.revbob wrote: ↑04 Aug 2020, 7:52pmYou're not the first, nor the last to underestimate the murderous underpinnings of Rusty Trail.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑04 Aug 2020, 7:49pmI'm deeply skeptical that Rusty could even spell DNA.revbob wrote: ↑04 Aug 2020, 7:45pmIt turns out Rusty has been planting DNA evidence at all his crime scenes that could incriminate Doc.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑04 Aug 2020, 10:50amFucking passive old coot.revbob wrote: ↑04 Aug 2020, 9:24am
Im sticking with Andy finds stray and injured animals for Rusty to do his own "wildlife research" (not NZ style research). Andy fears the day when he can no longer provide enough animals and Rusty turns on him, which is of course Rusty's plan before he ultimately turns his sight on Mark and Cherry (as Doc again watches on in horror.
The Mark Trail Thread of Punching Justice and Smug Life Lessons
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I'm hoping that this means the … saga? … of the stray cat is over (if you haven't been reading, it was adopted by the Trails; the end). Instead, Mark's going to New York City, where the huge buildings talk just like the smaller buildings do in the country.
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There had better be hookers and blow.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑12 Aug 2020, 8:44am
I'm hoping that this means the … saga? … of the stray cat is over (if you haven't been reading, it was adopted by the Trails; the end). Instead, Mark's going to New York City, where the huge buildings talk just like the smaller buildings do in the country.
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You'll want Judge Parker, two strips over, for that.revbob wrote: ↑12 Aug 2020, 9:25amThere had better be hookers and blow.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑12 Aug 2020, 8:44am
I'm hoping that this means the … saga? … of the stray cat is over (if you haven't been reading, it was adopted by the Trails; the end). Instead, Mark's going to New York City, where the huge buildings talk just like the smaller buildings do in the country.
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At least this is stuff we can make fun of againDr. Medulla wrote: ↑12 Aug 2020, 9:38amYou'll want Judge Parker, two strips over, for that.revbob wrote: ↑12 Aug 2020, 9:25amThere had better be hookers and blow.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑12 Aug 2020, 8:44am
I'm hoping that this means the … saga? … of the stray cat is over (if you haven't been reading, it was adopted by the Trails; the end). Instead, Mark's going to New York City, where the huge buildings talk just like the smaller buildings do in the country.
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I hope so. Losing my daily fix of Trail snark would have been the final nail in 2020 for me.revbob wrote: ↑12 Aug 2020, 9:55amAt least this is stuff we can make fun of againDr. Medulla wrote: ↑12 Aug 2020, 9:38amYou'll want Judge Parker, two strips over, for that.revbob wrote: ↑12 Aug 2020, 9:25amThere had better be hookers and blow.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑12 Aug 2020, 8:44am
I'm hoping that this means the … saga? … of the stray cat is over (if you haven't been reading, it was adopted by the Trails; the end). Instead, Mark's going to New York City, where the huge buildings talk just like the smaller buildings do in the country.
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I like that Mark is still apparently using a Commodore 64.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑12 Aug 2020, 10:54amI hope so. Losing my daily fix of Trail snark would have been the final nail in 2020 for me.revbob wrote: ↑12 Aug 2020, 9:55amAt least this is stuff we can make fun of againDr. Medulla wrote: ↑12 Aug 2020, 9:38amYou'll want Judge Parker, two strips over, for that.revbob wrote: ↑12 Aug 2020, 9:25amThere had better be hookers and blow.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑12 Aug 2020, 8:44am
I'm hoping that this means the … saga? … of the stray cat is over (if you haven't been reading, it was adopted by the Trails; the end). Instead, Mark's going to New York City, where the huge buildings talk just like the smaller buildings do in the country.
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It's not like anyone is going to come up with better software than PocketWriter!WestwayKid wrote: ↑12 Aug 2020, 11:04amI like that Mark is still apparently using a Commodore 64.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑12 Aug 2020, 10:54amI hope so. Losing my daily fix of Trail snark would have been the final nail in 2020 for me.
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1) Crap, the abandoned cat story isn't done.
2) Given that the house is doing the talking in panel 2, does that mean the neighbouring house is named Pete Smith?
3) If Pete Smith is a human, does that mean that the humans have been kept in the dark to this point what his name is?
4) The men are doing the dishes. The Lost Forest compound is some kind of gynocratic tyranny!
5) Elbows on the table, Mark? Were you born in a barn? Actually, that might be true.
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The grass in panel 2 is speaking to the house about its rabies concerns.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑13 Aug 2020, 8:21am
1) Crap, the abandoned cat story isn't done.
2) Given that the house is doing the talking in panel 2, does that mean the neighbouring house is named Pete Smith?
3) If Pete Smith is a human, does that mean that the humans have been kept in the dark to this point what his name is?
4) The men are doing the dishes. The Lost Forest compound is some kind of gynocratic tyranny!
5) Elbows on the table, Mark? Were you born in a barn? Actually, that might be true.
Lets hope Tabby does have rabies and passes it on to Rusty.
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I want Rusty to devolve into some kind of half-cat, half-dipshit creature.
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Well he's halfway there...Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑13 Aug 2020, 10:38amI want Rusty to devolve into some kind of half-cat, half-dipshit creature.
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I think the grass in panel 2 should be more concerned about the giant chicken. Unless of course, the giant chicken has rabies.revbob wrote: ↑13 Aug 2020, 9:01amThe grass in panel 2 is speaking to the house about its rabies concerns.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑13 Aug 2020, 8:21am
1) Crap, the abandoned cat story isn't done.
2) Given that the house is doing the talking in panel 2, does that mean the neighbouring house is named Pete Smith?
3) If Pete Smith is a human, does that mean that the humans have been kept in the dark to this point what his name is?
4) The men are doing the dishes. The Lost Forest compound is some kind of gynocratic tyranny!
5) Elbows on the table, Mark? Were you born in a barn? Actually, that might be true.
Lets hope Tabby does have rabies and passes it on to Rusty.
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One thing about the Trailverse, people are really unbothered by all these giant mutants running around. Strange for a nature strip, but I don't make the rules.JoseUnidos wrote: ↑13 Aug 2020, 5:55pmI think the grass in panel 2 should be more concerned about the giant chicken. Unless of course, the giant chicken has rabies.revbob wrote: ↑13 Aug 2020, 9:01amThe grass in panel 2 is speaking to the house about its rabies concerns.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑13 Aug 2020, 8:21am
1) Crap, the abandoned cat story isn't done.
2) Given that the house is doing the talking in panel 2, does that mean the neighbouring house is named Pete Smith?
3) If Pete Smith is a human, does that mean that the humans have been kept in the dark to this point what his name is?
4) The men are doing the dishes. The Lost Forest compound is some kind of gynocratic tyranny!
5) Elbows on the table, Mark? Were you born in a barn? Actually, that might be true.
Lets hope Tabby does have rabies and passes it on to Rusty.
(Note to revbob: That would be an amusing storyline. Suddenly the characters realize that Lost Forest is under siege by giant creatures and seek to undo the damage. Very 1950s horror movie kind of stuff.)
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It would undoubtedly be more interesting than the Adventures of Andy and TabbyDr. Medulla wrote: ↑13 Aug 2020, 6:14pmOne thing about the Trailverse, people are really unbothered by all these giant mutants running around. Strange for a nature strip, but I don't make the rules.JoseUnidos wrote: ↑13 Aug 2020, 5:55pmI think the grass in panel 2 should be more concerned about the giant chicken. Unless of course, the giant chicken has rabies.revbob wrote: ↑13 Aug 2020, 9:01amThe grass in panel 2 is speaking to the house about its rabies concerns.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑13 Aug 2020, 8:21am
1) Crap, the abandoned cat story isn't done.
2) Given that the house is doing the talking in panel 2, does that mean the neighbouring house is named Pete Smith?
3) If Pete Smith is a human, does that mean that the humans have been kept in the dark to this point what his name is?
4) The men are doing the dishes. The Lost Forest compound is some kind of gynocratic tyranny!
5) Elbows on the table, Mark? Were you born in a barn? Actually, that might be true.
Lets hope Tabby does have rabies and passes it on to Rusty.
(Note to revbob: That would be an amusing storyline. Suddenly the characters realize that Lost Forest is under siege by giant creatures and seek to undo the damage. Very 1950s horror movie kind of stuff.)
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