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This came to mind because I ordered a wallet for this damned phone. I love the one I have for my iPod—nice and compact, holds my various plastic cards. Had a hard time finding anything that does the same for the phone but gave one a shot. I put it altogether and, mainly because the stupid size of the phone, it looked distinctly like a woman's pocketbook. I told the Boss, I'm not popular enough to carry a ladies wallet. She didn't get the reference, but I returned it nonetheless. I ended up getting a regular skin and then a neat compact card holder.
Which may have led to this.

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revbob wrote:
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
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This came to mind because I ordered a wallet for this damned phone. I love the one I have for my iPod—nice and compact, holds my various plastic cards. Had a hard time finding anything that does the same for the phone but gave one a shot. I put it altogether and, mainly because the stupid size of the phone, it looked distinctly like a woman's pocketbook. I told the Boss, I'm not popular enough to carry a ladies wallet. She didn't get the reference, but I returned it nonetheless. I ended up getting a regular skin and then a neat compact card holder.
Which may have led to this.
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just busted the wife singing along to the radio

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Ni asked what I would be making for dinner.

"Steamed hams."
"What?" a look like I've gone me tal.
"Burgers. Like the Simpsons. When Skinner has Chalmers round for dinner?"
"Don't remember that one."

I recited the entire scene, flawlessly, like a Shakespearean actor would remember (leaving out the part about Aurora Borealis) and we both laughed hysterically.
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Silent Majority wrote:
11 Sep 2020, 2:53am
Ni asked what I would be making for dinner.

"Steamed hams."
"What?" a look like I've gone me tal.
"Burgers. Like the Simpsons. When Skinner has Chalmers round for dinner?"
"Don't remember that one."

I recited the entire scene, flawlessly, like a Shakespearean actor would remember (leaving out the part about Aurora Borealis) and we both laughed hysterically.
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They lost The Chase this week on the back of a Simpsons questions!!
Even the Chaser didn’t know the answer.

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Silent Majority wrote:
11 Sep 2020, 2:53am
Ni asked what I would be making for dinner.

"Steamed hams."
"What?" a look like I've gone me tal.
"Burgers. Like the Simpsons. When Skinner has Chalmers round for dinner?"
"Don't remember that one."

I recited the entire scene, flawlessly, like a Shakespearean actor would remember (leaving out the part about Aurora Borealis) and we both laughed hysterically.
You're lucky, Maggie doesn't really like the Simpsons a whole lot.
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Kory wrote:
11 Sep 2020, 4:49pm
Silent Majority wrote:
11 Sep 2020, 2:53am
Ni asked what I would be making for dinner.

"Steamed hams."
"What?" a look like I've gone me tal.
"Burgers. Like the Simpsons. When Skinner has Chalmers round for dinner?"
"Don't remember that one."

I recited the entire scene, flawlessly, like a Shakespearean actor would remember (leaving out the part about Aurora Borealis) and we both laughed hysterically.
You're lucky, Maggie doesn't really like the Simpsons a whole lot.
With the exception of a few lines—e.g., "There's your answer, fishbulb"; "He thinks he's one of the Models Inc."; "Eh, no, Peg"—neither does The Boss.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Sep 2020, 4:58pm
Kory wrote:
11 Sep 2020, 4:49pm
Silent Majority wrote:
11 Sep 2020, 2:53am
Ni asked what I would be making for dinner.

"Steamed hams."
"What?" a look like I've gone me tal.
"Burgers. Like the Simpsons. When Skinner has Chalmers round for dinner?"
"Don't remember that one."

I recited the entire scene, flawlessly, like a Shakespearean actor would remember (leaving out the part about Aurora Borealis) and we both laughed hysterically.
You're lucky, Maggie doesn't really like the Simpsons a whole lot.
With the exception of a few lines—e.g., "There's your answer, fishbulb"; "He thinks he's one of the Models Inc."; "Eh, no, Peg"—neither does The Boss.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Sep 2020, 4:58pm
Kory wrote:
11 Sep 2020, 4:49pm
Silent Majority wrote:
11 Sep 2020, 2:53am
Ni asked what I would be making for dinner.

"Steamed hams."
"What?" a look like I've gone me tal.
"Burgers. Like the Simpsons. When Skinner has Chalmers round for dinner?"
"Don't remember that one."

I recited the entire scene, flawlessly, like a Shakespearean actor would remember (leaving out the part about Aurora Borealis) and we both laughed hysterically.
You're lucky, Maggie doesn't really like the Simpsons a whole lot.
With the exception of a few lines—e.g., "There's your answer, fishbulb"; "He thinks he's one of the Models Inc."; "Eh, no, Peg"—neither does The Boss.
Most of what I say is lost on the missus but I love her all the same. Especially when Im allowed inside the house in the evening.

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revbob wrote:
11 Sep 2020, 7:06pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Sep 2020, 4:58pm
Kory wrote:
11 Sep 2020, 4:49pm
Silent Majority wrote:
11 Sep 2020, 2:53am
Ni asked what I would be making for dinner.

"Steamed hams."
"What?" a look like I've gone me tal.
"Burgers. Like the Simpsons. When Skinner has Chalmers round for dinner?"
"Don't remember that one."

I recited the entire scene, flawlessly, like a Shakespearean actor would remember (leaving out the part about Aurora Borealis) and we both laughed hysterically.
You're lucky, Maggie doesn't really like the Simpsons a whole lot.
With the exception of a few lines—e.g., "There's your answer, fishbulb"; "He thinks he's one of the Models Inc."; "Eh, no, Peg"—neither does The Boss.
Most of what I say is lost on the missus but I love her all the same. Especially when Im allowed inside the house in the evening.
WIL-MA!
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I can't say why exactly, but the professor in a zoot suit is one of my favourite images from Futurama.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
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Kory wrote:
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I can't say why exactly, but the professor in a zoot suit is one of my favourite images from Futurama.
The animation of him walking in it is hilarious.
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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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