Wondering where he can get a fix because Hollywood raided his stash before he mysteriously went missing.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑15 Sep 2020, 9:13amAnd ol' Doc sits in the corner, ignored by all.revbob wrote: ↑15 Sep 2020, 9:07amMark laughing: Oh Cherry, still the same innocent woman I married.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑15 Sep 2020, 8:37amMark: I … I just assumed because I saw a stork in the lake that it brought Rusty.revbob wrote: ↑15 Sep 2020, 8:05amMark to Cherry upon discovering Rusty's latest secret:Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑15 Sep 2020, 6:27am
There are very few freaky fetishes that I would rule out of Rusty's playbook.
Im sure its just a phase. Before you know it he'll be going to sock hops and meeting girls down at the ice cream parlor.
Cherry: Mark you know he's not our biological son right?
Cherry: You're a wildlife expert? Plus you keep insisting that we sleep in twin beds.
Cherry to herself : That's not what the boys down at the Rod n Reel say...
(aloud:)
Mark I just remembered that tonight is book club night so I'll be going to Susie's after dinner. If it gets too late I may stay over, you know I dont like driving when its too late.
Mark: You should host a book club meeting here sometime. I have lots of books we could talk about and you could make your famous pancakes.
The Mark Trail Thread of Punching Justice and Smug Life Lessons
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Re: The Mark Trail Thread of Punching Justice and Smug Life Lessons
Is Doc actually Archer's butler Woodhouse, who also had a heroin addiction?
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Re: The Mark Trail Thread of Punching Justice and Smug Life Lessons
I think thry're at least cousins.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑15 Sep 2020, 9:23amIs Doc actually Archer's butler Woodhouse, who also had a heroin addiction?
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Why were Andy and Tabby put back into the trap? It looked like Ranger Tom had taken them out of the trap, but then a few strips later they were back in the trap with the door closed?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑14 Sep 2020, 7:40am
"Don't worry about the cat, Mark."
*Mark quickly thinks, "Yes, pretend I'm not an asshole and that I am worried about the cat, too.*
Meanwhile, the giant porcupine(?) smiles at the misery. "Yes, it's all coming together, exactly as I foretold," it thinks …
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I think you've stumbled upon something WWK. Could be a deep state conspiracy but why WWK, WHY?WestwayKid wrote: ↑15 Sep 2020, 9:48amWhy were Andy and Tabby put back into the trap? It looked like Ranger Tom had taken them out of the trap, but then a few strips later they were back in the trap with the door closed?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑14 Sep 2020, 7:40am
"Don't worry about the cat, Mark."
*Mark quickly thinks, "Yes, pretend I'm not an asshole and that I am worried about the cat, too.*
Meanwhile, the giant porcupine(?) smiles at the misery. "Yes, it's all coming together, exactly as I foretold," it thinks …
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Perhaps Ranger Tom wasn't really trying to trap deer...revbob wrote: ↑15 Sep 2020, 10:06amI think you've stumbled upon something WWK. Could be a deep state conspiracy but why WWK, WHY?WestwayKid wrote: ↑15 Sep 2020, 9:48amWhy were Andy and Tabby put back into the trap? It looked like Ranger Tom had taken them out of the trap, but then a few strips later they were back in the trap with the door closed?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑14 Sep 2020, 7:40am
"Don't worry about the cat, Mark."
*Mark quickly thinks, "Yes, pretend I'm not an asshole and that I am worried about the cat, too.*
Meanwhile, the giant porcupine(?) smiles at the misery. "Yes, it's all coming together, exactly as I foretold," it thinks …
"They don't think it be like it is, but it do." - Oscar Gamble
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But the trap is clearly too small for giant porcupines... hmmmWestwayKid wrote: ↑15 Sep 2020, 11:24amPerhaps Ranger Tom wasn't really trying to trap deer...revbob wrote: ↑15 Sep 2020, 10:06amI think you've stumbled upon something WWK. Could be a deep state conspiracy but why WWK, WHY?WestwayKid wrote: ↑15 Sep 2020, 9:48amWhy were Andy and Tabby put back into the trap? It looked like Ranger Tom had taken them out of the trap, but then a few strips later they were back in the trap with the door closed?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑14 Sep 2020, 7:40am
"Don't worry about the cat, Mark."
*Mark quickly thinks, "Yes, pretend I'm not an asshole and that I am worried about the cat, too.*
Meanwhile, the giant porcupine(?) smiles at the misery. "Yes, it's all coming together, exactly as I foretold," it thinks …
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It looks like the right size for a small child, however.revbob wrote: ↑15 Sep 2020, 11:25amBut the trap is clearly too small for giant porcupines... hmmmWestwayKid wrote: ↑15 Sep 2020, 11:24amPerhaps Ranger Tom wasn't really trying to trap deer...revbob wrote: ↑15 Sep 2020, 10:06amI think you've stumbled upon something WWK. Could be a deep state conspiracy but why WWK, WHY?WestwayKid wrote: ↑15 Sep 2020, 9:48amWhy were Andy and Tabby put back into the trap? It looked like Ranger Tom had taken them out of the trap, but then a few strips later they were back in the trap with the door closed?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑14 Sep 2020, 7:40am
"Don't worry about the cat, Mark."
*Mark quickly thinks, "Yes, pretend I'm not an asshole and that I am worried about the cat, too.*
Meanwhile, the giant porcupine(?) smiles at the misery. "Yes, it's all coming together, exactly as I foretold," it thinks …
"They don't think it be like it is, but it do." - Oscar Gamble
Re: The Mark Trail Thread of Punching Justice and Smug Life Lessons
Oh for Mark and Cherry's child adoption mill.WestwayKid wrote: ↑15 Sep 2020, 11:47amIt looks like the right size for a small child, however.revbob wrote: ↑15 Sep 2020, 11:25amBut the trap is clearly too small for giant porcupines... hmmmWestwayKid wrote: ↑15 Sep 2020, 11:24amPerhaps Ranger Tom wasn't really trying to trap deer...revbob wrote: ↑15 Sep 2020, 10:06amI think you've stumbled upon something WWK. Could be a deep state conspiracy but why WWK, WHY?WestwayKid wrote: ↑15 Sep 2020, 9:48am
Why were Andy and Tabby put back into the trap? It looked like Ranger Tom had taken them out of the trap, but then a few strips later they were back in the trap with the door closed?
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Or to keep Mark's basement torture chamber busy.revbob wrote: ↑15 Sep 2020, 12:02pmOh for Mark and Cherry's child adoption mill.WestwayKid wrote: ↑15 Sep 2020, 11:47amIt looks like the right size for a small child, however.revbob wrote: ↑15 Sep 2020, 11:25amBut the trap is clearly too small for giant porcupines... hmmm
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One in the same. First he breaks them then puts them out for adoption to that pervy camping guy. You know the one who likes to go "camping with kids".WestwayKid wrote: ↑15 Sep 2020, 1:10pmOr to keep Mark's basement torture chamber busy.
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I've been trying to forget the whole Kevin story arc.revbob wrote: ↑15 Sep 2020, 1:14pmOne in the same. First he breaks them then puts them out for adoption to that pervy camping guy. You know the one who likes to go "camping with kids".
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In my mind, his new family realized what an annoying shitbag he is and moved away when they sent him to school. He's now an 10-year-old heroin addict dreaming of murdering Rusty Trail.
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Although that story at least had an exciting forest fire...which is more than I can say for the "Andy Is In Bad Shape And NEAR DEATH" story we're suffering through right now.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑15 Sep 2020, 2:40pmIn my mind, his new family realized what an annoying shitbag he is and moved away when they sent him to school. He's now an 10-year-old heroin addict dreaming of murdering Rusty Trail.
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Well I think Doc got him hooked.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑15 Sep 2020, 2:40pmIn my mind, his new family realized what an annoying shitbag he is and moved away when they sent him to school. He's now an 10-year-old heroin addict dreaming of murdering Rusty Trail.
I'm at least comforted by the consistently bad art as opposed to the inconsistently bad art from the Kevin/Hollywood days.WestwayKid wrote: ↑15 Sep 2020, 3:05pmAlthough that story at least had an exciting forest fire...which is more than I can say for the "Andy Is In Bad Shape And NEAR DEATH" story we're suffering through right now.