Also, I hope Junior Ranger Andy (or whatever his name is) was reprimanded for careless use of deer traps.
That park ranger did nothing wrong! The trap worked, didn't it? Unknown Ranger Guy for president!
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
So, all of you assholes who showed up, as per the requirements, we have now decided that you're monsters who don't actually care about nature. Have the Rolling Stones killed.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
So, all of you assholes who showed up, as per the requirements, we have now decided that you're monsters who don't actually care about nature. Have the Rolling Stones killed.
Yeah and we dont want to hear about Bill Rivers from "Swamps and Streams" who couldn't make the awards show last year because his wife was in labor.
So, all of you assholes who showed up, as per the requirements, we have now decided that you're monsters who don't actually care about nature. Have the Rolling Stones killed.
Yeah and we dont want to hear about Bill Rivers from "Swamps and Streams" who couldn't make the awards show last year because his wife was in labor.
Mark will make sure he never gets Cherry pregnant!
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
This storyline was probably the dullest thing I ever read.
Why do you hate Tabby so much?
Or caring journalists receiving recognition?
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
This storyline was probably the dullest thing I ever read.
Why do you hate Tabby so much?
Or caring journalists receiving recognition?
Maybe he wants raccoon story lines that don't involve rabies.
This is Mark Trail, not Flash Gordon.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Mark, its your editor "Bill Ellis". That name gets thrown out there a lot in this strip. Like the last name needs to be stressed all the time.
...meanwhile the giant beavers ready to mount their attack.
Also Doc thinks Bill Rivers should have won for his article in the mating habits of bog salamanders.
Also, no, Mark, you don't have a job. You quit, remember? It's up to you to ask them for your job back. Good luck flashing your award around at Burger King.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Mark, its your editor "Bill Ellis". That name gets thrown out there a lot in this strip. Like the last name needs to be stressed all the time.
...meanwhile the giant beavers ready to mount their attack.
Also Doc thinks Bill Rivers should have won for his article in the mating habits of bog salamanders.
Also, no, Mark, you don't have a job. You quit, remember? It's up to you to ask them for your job back. Good luck flashing your award around at Burger King.
Good point, Mark might have to go see if he can get a job with Streams and Swamps magazine, or he will be known around Woods and Wildlife as Bill Ellis' Bitch