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The province is going back into lockdown on Boxing Day and the Boss reports that our grocery store is very low on … toilet paper! So, we all learned that that was a stupid overreaction back in the spring, right?
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
23 Dec 2020, 5:45pm
The province is going back into lockdown on Boxing Day and the Boss reports that our grocery store is very low on … toilet paper! So, we all learned that that was a stupid overreaction back in the spring, right?
At least in this country we've got Brexit about to happen and a government with a proven record of fucking up heinously. What's Canada's excuse?
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
23 Dec 2020, 5:45pm
The province is going back into lockdown on Boxing Day and the Boss reports that our grocery store is very low on … toilet paper! So, we all learned that that was a stupid overreaction back in the spring, right?
You've got plenty of trees, so enough complaining already.

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Marky Dread wrote:
23 Dec 2020, 2:57pm
WestwayKid wrote:
23 Dec 2020, 2:53pm
https://www.cnn.com/2020/12/23/entertai ... index.html

Kirk Cameron deserves to get COVID.

"We are going to be celebrating our God-given liberties, our constitutionally protected rights at this time at Christmas to sing Christmas songs to gather, to assemble, and to sing about the birth of our savior."

Meanwhile, California is approaching 2 million COVID cases.
I can't bring myself to wish this shit on anybody. But you are right mate, some cunts really do deserve it.
I don't want him to get it, but I would love to see him slapped with a hefty fine.

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Silent Majority wrote:
23 Dec 2020, 5:54pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
23 Dec 2020, 5:45pm
The province is going back into lockdown on Boxing Day and the Boss reports that our grocery store is very low on … toilet paper! So, we all learned that that was a stupid overreaction back in the spring, right?
At least in this country we've got Brexit about to happen and a government with a proven record of fucking up heinously. What's Canada's excuse?
The slow and steady erosion of common sense and civic virtue over the past fifty. It's been at a slower rate than the US, but neoliberalism's had a consistent acidic effect.
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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Dec 2020, 8:08pm
Similar story here, with the Fords waaaay way behind on the 1m vaccinated by March (or whatever) goal they set.

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Dec 2020, 8:08pm
I’m never getting out of here am I
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Kory wrote:
31 Dec 2020, 9:46pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
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I’m never getting out of here am I
Nope!

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Kory wrote:
31 Dec 2020, 9:46pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Dec 2020, 8:08pm
I’m never getting out of here am I
But you're well positioned to rub your doctor friend's nose in shit. Small victories …
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Jan 2021, 1:31pm
Kory wrote:
31 Dec 2020, 9:46pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Dec 2020, 8:08pm
I’m never getting out of here am I
But you're well positioned to rub your doctor friend's nose in shit. Small victories …
I think I’ve talked about him here enough that you could even predict that he’ll move the goalpost on this one.
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My son has the fucking thing now. :meh:
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Marky Dread wrote:
01 Jan 2021, 6:09pm
My son has the fucking thing now. :meh:
Sorry to hear mate, sending positive thoughts pal.

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Kory wrote:
01 Jan 2021, 6:07pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Jan 2021, 1:31pm
Kory wrote:
31 Dec 2020, 9:46pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Dec 2020, 8:08pm
I’m never getting out of here am I
But you're well positioned to rub your doctor friend's nose in shit. Small victories …
I think I’ve talked about him here enough that you could even predict that he’ll move the goalpost on this one.
No, I mean literally rub his nose in shit. I think you're owed that.
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